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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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fresh_42 said:
We have Klootschieten at the coast, also played in the Netherlands (related tribes).
True mainly played in the Eastern part of the country, in the North, the Frisians do this thing called fierljeppen though:

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Apparently originated from how farmers moved through the fields:
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Arjan82 said:
True mainly played in the Eastern part of the country, in the North, the Frisians do this thing called fierljeppen though:

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Apparently originated from how farmers moved through the fields:
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I mean, pole vault is an olympic sport ……
 
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Orodruin said:
I mean, pole vault is an olympic sport ……
We have a separate thread if you want to speak about Duplantis. :cool:
 
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Arjan82 said:
True mainly played in the Eastern part of the country, in the North, the Frisians do this thing called fierljeppen though:

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Apparently originated from how farmers moved through the fields:
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Reminds me of something from the Fury Road movie:

 
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fresh_42 said:
What does he shoot with? Most signs are dead after the first bullet.
Whether it hits or not …
 
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fresh_42 said:
What does he shoot with? Most signs are dead after the first bullet.
There's a conundrum with the sign, "Do not pet the animals behind this sign".
 
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I found his hunting knife.

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fresh_42 said:
What does he shoot with? Most signs are dead after the first bullet.
could be the signs were just wounded; he he put them out of their pain and misery.
 
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Ibix said:
Vigilante Joyce-tice!

(Also, there's a TO missing from the sign.)
Maybe it's past tense and not an infinitive.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Maybe it's past tense and not an infinitive.
That makes even less sense!
 
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Ibix said:
That makes even less sense!
Not as a state: "read Ulysses"
 
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Orodruin said:
I mean, pole vault is an olympic sport ……
From the Olympics:
" Are you a Pole Vaulter?"
" No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter?"
 
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jack action said:
17. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Pendant says: actually anyone can drown a fish, if they choose the species carefully...

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My daughter is cleaning out my attic and found this. It was given to me by a coworker many years ago
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Added banana for scale:

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