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fresh_42 said:
We have Klootschieten at the coast, also played in the Netherlands (related tribes).
True mainly played in the Eastern part of the country, in the North, the Frisians do this thing called fierljeppen though:

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Apparently originated from how farmers moved through the fields:
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fresh_42 said:
What does he shoot with? Most signs are dead after the first bullet.
Whether it hits or not …
 
fresh_42 said:
What does he shoot with? Most signs are dead after the first bullet.
There's a conundrum with the sign, "Do not pet the animals behind this sign".
 
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fresh_42 said:
What does he shoot with? Most signs are dead after the first bullet.
could be the signs were just wounded; he he put them out of their pain and misery.
 
Orodruin said:
I mean, pole vault is an olympic sport ……
From the Olympics:
" Are you a Pole Vaulter?"
" No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter?"
 
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jack action said:
17. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Pendant says: actually anyone can drown a fish, if they choose the species carefully...

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My daughter is cleaning out my attic and found this. It was given to me by a coworker many years ago
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