Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Chuck Norris fought himself and both won.
 
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Hopefully just a coincidence:
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DaveC426913 said:
Is anyone old enough to remember a time when it wasn't Chuck Norris - it was Paul Bunyan?
May be a regional thing.
I remember SNL's skit on Bill Brasky.
 
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Annette works in IT she's pregnant. Should she name her son/daughter 000Subnette?
 
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Hurkyl said:
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
Dude, Hurkylese this has me rolling
 
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Irony is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch
 
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They've made a new candy bar by adding Viagra to the candy bar Oh Henry. It's called Oh, Oh, Oh Henry!
 
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New network name:
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Saudi Prince in joint venture with Cadbury.
Now called " The Chocolate Sheik".
 
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LOL

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Most sneezing takes place in Mass Achoo Setts.
 
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dwarde said:
Once, I was driving on the highway and my trunk unlatched just enough to light up the dash light. A little bit of panic. What do I do? Do I stop in traffic on the highway to close it back? Seems dangerous. But what if the trunk lid fully opens? Not even the time to evaluate all possible outcomes, I hit a bump on the road and it closed back by itself. Thank you!
 
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I know you hear this all the time, but the end is the best... :smile:

 
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There's been a 2 ltr pepsi on a table in the kitchen at work for a couple of days. Someone put an open package of Mentos next to it with a note that says "Do it". :olduhh:
 
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