Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

Phew! Seems Chuck won't be bringing us and forcing our heads against his knuckles. ( Specially after strangling someone with a cordless phone!)

https://www.handitv.com/stories/chuck-norris-was-initially-confused-by-all-those-chuck-norris-jokes

 

[Borg]

Chuck Norris fought himself and both won.

 

[WWGD]

Hopefully just a coincidence:

 

[DaveC426913]

Phew! Seems Chuck won't be bringing us and forcing our heads against his knuckles. ( Specially after strangling someone with a cordless phone!)

https://www.handitv.com/stories/chuck-norris-was-initially-confused-by-all-those-chuck-norris-jokes

Is anyone old enough to remember a time when it wasn't Chuck Norris - it was Paul Bunyan?

 

[WWGD]

Is anyone old enough to remember a time when it wasn't Chuck Norris - it was Paul Bunyan?

May be a regional thing.
I remember SNL's skit on Bill Brasky.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[edwardII]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[WWGD]

Annette works in IT she's pregnant. Should she name her son/daughter 000Subnette?

 

[edwardII]

 

[benorin]

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

Dude, Hurkylese this has me rolling

 

[benorin]

Irony is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

They've made a new candy bar by adding Viagra to the candy bar Oh Henry. It's called Oh, Oh, Oh Henry!

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

New network name:
ItHurtsWhenIP.

 

[BillTre]

 

[edwardII]

 

[WWGD]

Saudi Prince in joint venture with Cadbury.
Now called " The Chocolate Sheik".

 

[jtbell]

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When did Chuck Norris shave his head?

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

LOL

 

[edwardII]

 

[WWGD]

Most sneezing takes place in Mass Achoo Setts.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[jack action]

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Once, I was driving on the highway and my trunk unlatched just enough to light up the dash light. A little bit of panic. What do I do? Do I stop in traffic on the highway to close it back? Seems dangerous. But what if the trunk lid fully opens? Not even the time to evaluate all possible outcomes, I hit a bump on the road and it closed back by itself. Thank you!

 

[nuuskur]

 

[WWGD]

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An infinitesimal step forward for both men, mankind.

 

[berkeman]

I know you hear this all the time, but the end is the best...

 

[Borg]

There's been a 2 ltr pepsi on a table in the kitchen at work for a couple of days. Someone put an open package of Mentos next to it with a note that says "Do it".