Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ibix]

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Brian: You're all individuals!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all different!
One guy at the back: I'm not.
- Monty Python

 

[Orodruin]

Brian: You're all individuals!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all different!
One guy at the back: I'm not.
- Monty Python

 

[WWGD]

 

[edwardII]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

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Just be careful which one you grab when you're hungry.

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

Today's the day! Grab a hot dog, dig out its innards, fill it with scotch, and have a happy hollow weenie!

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

I hope this one's allowed.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

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And combine it with a TV mounted on top of another TV that is not working.

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

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I've read that in this case it's "dwarfs", not "dwarves."

 

[WWGD]

New excuse

Just be careful which one you grab when you're hungry.

Thanks; not what I meant when I said " I like dogs" ;).

 

[nsaspook]

 

[jtbell]

If bagpipes could fly, they'd be Canada geese.

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jtbell]

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How about those guys who always carry a battery pack around...

"Charge your phone, baby?"

 

[Orodruin]

It is funny because this was me a couple of hours ago.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]