Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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WWGD said:
Brian: You're all individuals!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all different!
One guy at the back: I'm not.
- Monty Python
 
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Ibix said:
Brian: You're all individuals!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
Crowd, in chorus: Yes, we're all different!
One guy at the back: I'm not.
- Monty Python
 
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Today's the day! Grab a hot dog, dig out its innards, fill it with scotch, and have a happy hollow weenie!
 
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I hope this one's allowed.
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berkeman said:
And combine it with a TV mounted on top of another TV that is not working.
 
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New excuse
jtbell said:
Just be careful which one you grab when you're hungry.
Thanks; not what I meant when I said " I like dogs" ;).
 
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If bagpipes could fly, they'd be Canada geese.
 
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BillTre said:
How about those guys who always carry a battery pack around...

"Charge your phone, baby?"
 
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It is funny because this was me a couple of hours ago. 😛
 
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