Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
  • Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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The sign is in Swedish, but I had to share this anyway. Roughly translated:

Pedestrian bridge over Dalälven River closed. Pedestrians please use the other side.
 
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jtbell said:
Capt. K sure didn't have any companions like Belichick's when I was a kid c. 1960. At least not on the air...
There was that rabbit...
 
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I thought "O Ω" was a Greek pronunciation guide.
 
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DrGreg said:
I thought "O Ω" was a Greek pronunciation guide.
I thought "Oh Om" was a prana thing.
 
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gmax137 said:
I thought "Oh Om" was a prana thing.
That fits better as ##0\,\Omega## equals infinitely many ##SSSSSS...##.
 
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Orodruin said:
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I like the way your sig line goes with this post:
"You did not take relativity of simultaneity into account."
 
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What did the hamburger give his girlfriend for Valentines Day?

An onion ring.
 
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davenn said:
Be careful! I have read, many, many years ago at times when we had a little button that could speed up the CPU to a jaw-dropping value of 66Hz, that someone in the US had shot his computer out of frustration and it didn't work well for him. Not that I couldn't understand him.
 
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