Collection of Science Jokes P2

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UHmm... What?

(from: https://www.physicsforums.com/posts/6359971)

"I tried but nothing has changed. Could it be something else?"

Just remember , sir:
“When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this - you haven't.”

― Thomas Edison
 
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I just love the «I'm a mad scientist! Not a mad pseudo-scientist!» line :biggrin:

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I hate negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.
 
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I hate negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.
I am positive that's the sort of aproach you can count on.
 
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I hate negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.
Such stalwart dedication does have some absolute value.
 
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I hate negative numbers. I stop at nothing to avoid them.
I am positive that's the sort of aproach you can count on.
Such stalwart dedication does have some absolute value.
OK, where the hell is that howling wolf emoticon when we need it ?
 
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OK, where the hell is that howling wolf emoticon when we need it ?
Consumed for dinner by the Upgrade Gremlins.
 
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Consumed for dinner by the Upgrade Gremlins.
Bah humbug
 
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OK, where the hell is that howling wolf emoticon when we need it ?
We don't have negative emoticons any more.
 
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We don't have negative emoticons any more.
Well, that eliminates about 1/3 of human interactions!
(says the cynic lurking over my shoulder :wink:)
 
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The end of that conversation... and all future ones!
 

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