Collection of Science Jokes P2

[fresh_42]

I do not understand this:

Is it:

• a mockery of flat earthers?
• an example of a chart?
• a demonstration of derivatives?
• a counterexample of argumentum a minori ad maius?
• a counterexample of an induction?
• a demonstration of the difference between a stable and an unstable equilibrium?
• a home accident waiting to happen?
• a lesson about right and wrong tools?
• a quotation "Realize that everything connects to everything else.” Leonardo da Vinci ?
• an analogue to the false quotation of "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sigmund Freud?

 

[DennisN]

It's time for this thread to evolve...

...and the evolution of the plastic/electronic species known as Mobile Phones (tempus clepta):

 

[Wrichik Basu]

the evolution of the plastic/electronic species known as Mobile Phones (tempus clepta)

Google translate tells me "tempus clepta" means "a thief" in Latin. Maybe you meant to say Telefono movil?

 

[DennisN]

Google translate tells me "tempus clepta" means "a thief" in Latin.

Haha, you actually googled for it . I tried to come up with a latin version of "time thief" (tempus = time, clepta = thief). Which mobile phones often are today.

 

[jack action]

 

[Keith_McClary]

and the evolution of the plastic/electronic species known as Mobile Phones

Your graphic omits early ancestors.

 

[pedro the swift]

The universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons!

Just check out the flat earthers!

 

[Keith_McClary]

How eco-friendly biofuel is harvested:

https://www.gocomics.com/freerange/2019/03/28

 

[Demystifier]

 

[DrClaude]

I'll bite: that's not Godwin's law!

 

[nuuskur]

PS! The pigeon is just an attention getter and has nothing to do with it.

 

[DrClaude]

PS! The pigeon is just an attention getter and has nothing to do with it.

That's not a pigeon!
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

 

[Ophiolite]

That's not a pigeon!

As expected - a mallardroit reply!

 

[DrClaude]

As expected - a mallardroit reply!

Are you serious or is this a canard?

 

[Ophiolite]

Are you serious or is this a canard?

If you don't mind I'll duck giving you a proper answer.

On a different topic, I just noticed a thread in the forum titled Looking for Good Books on Photosynthesis and I thought, that’s certainly something that worth shedding some light on.

 

[DennisN]

What are you all arguing about? The mammal in the water in post #1,089?

 

[Ibix]

You're all quackers.

 

[DennisN]

On a different topic, I just noticed a thread in the forum titled Looking for Good Books on Photosynthesis and I thought, that’s certainly something that worth shedding some light on.

Thanks for the link! When it comes to that topic, I'm a little green.

 

[Borg]

This thread has gone to the birds.

 

[Borek]

Technically it should go to the Electrical Engineering forum.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

They turn out to be an orchestra. If you hadn't guessed.

 

[DennisN]

If you consider buying a decent telescope, the only black hole you will find is the new one in your wallet.

Edit: (I found a picture on the topic)

 

[jack action]

I love it when human behavior can be expressed mathematically:

 

[nuuskur]

..so that he will be increasing the dosage? (if we forget about the intended derivative joke)

 

[strangerep]

I love it when human behavior can be expressed mathematically [...]

Shouldn't there be an integral sign? I.e. $\int\!e^x$

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

I have many chemistry puns,
but I’m afraid they won’t get a good reaction

 

[fresh_42]

I have many chemistry puns,
but I’m afraid they won’t get a good reaction.

On the internet you need a -a-lyst.

 

[Greg Bernhardt]