This is so tempting for me to do hahahaha
hmmmm.....You need to look up infer and imply, but yes
You have implied that you find those Latin abbreviation confusing and from that I infer that you don't use them very often.hmmmm.....
Yesterday, I couldn't decide between i.e. and e.g., so I used both; "...id est, exempli gratia: Everyone is either broke, or going broke. And when you're broke, you can't fix ****. And when you can't fix ****, **** stays broke. hmmmm... Someone needs to fix this ****! Kapeesh"?