abstract BS on manifolds
Now to do all this "intrinsically", without the coordinates of 3 space, someone had the brilliant but very cumbersome idea to equip the surface with a different coordinate system at every point, e.g. a tangent plane at each point, and a projection from each tangent plane down onto the surface, at least locally.
Then to measure lengths, angles, and distances, one needs a dot product, but one needs a different one in every tangehnt space, i.e. one needs a dot product at every point. To make it less explanatory to the uninitiated, and claim the blessing of deities, we call this choice a "Riemannian metric".
Then we have everything you have in euclidean space, but we have a different one at each point! we have families of diferential forms, one form, 2 forms, etc... we correctly recognize these as "sections" of various "bundles" (of vector and covector spaces).
so we mesmerize the innocent by telling them a differential one form is a section of the cotangent bundle, and since they already know what determinants are, we use a new word to frighten them, calling a differential k form a section of the kth exterior algebra on the cotangent bundle.
by now they are quivering in fear, and we introduce curvature in terms of "connections", or even "Koszul connections", maybe to make them think of the monsters in ghostbusters, but which is just a way of taking derivatives.
spheres are completely forgotten, we have insured that no one will any longer grasp how simple curvature is. we can rest, our work is done.
