Ok , so you can't measure the position and momentum of a body with absolute certainty.
Correct.
For the second part, I *think* the following is true.
Consider a double slit experiment. In classical phyiscs, if we shine light through the two slits we would expect to see two columns of light shine on the wall on the other end of the slits. If this were the case, we would know that all the electrons that pass through the slight simply traveled
straight through . So we could model its location with time by the simple displacement equations, x = \int vdt.
But this is not what we see. This means the electrons are
not going straight through the double slits. In fact, we can only say there is some probability of where they
might be in space. Notice I said where they might be in space, and I did not say how to detect where they are. What I mean is that I can't say, for example, y=f(t) is where the partice
is as a function of time in theory. I can only say where it is probable to be.
Now let's throw in the uncertainty principle. I know that I can only estimate where the particle
ought to be , so let's say I go out with my expensive detector and try to find it. The uncertainty princple says that if I have found the particle, (which I did not know with 100% certainty where it was in space), also I now have some intrinsic uncertainties due to trying to measure it because I have disturbed it in the process of measurement.
Meh, this is getting to be confusing. Let me put it this way, you don't know where the particle is for sure. In addition, if you
happen to find a particle, when you detect it you are going to have additional uncertainties as well.
Maybe ZapperZ or someone smart can explain this to you better. I am doing a lousy job.