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I need a service

  1. Mar 10, 2006 #1
    i can't sleep! i lay down and too many thoughts in my head. plus my tummy aches cause i forgot to feed it. anyway, i wanna lay down and talk to someone, instead of thinking so much, but no one is awake! so i need a service that like, talks to you before bed so you can get stuff off your mind and simmer down and sleep. just like a person who chit chats, and then listens to the silence between my thoughts, and then waits till i fall asleep and hangs up for me. boyfriends are sometimes good for that, but thats not happening right now. i just need someone for hire. a bedtime listener.
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  3. Mar 10, 2006 #2
    It's kinda funny no one's ever thought of that: extended telephonic tuck-in service.
  4. Mar 10, 2006 #3
    You could call a phone dating service maybe. :tongue:
  5. Mar 10, 2006 #4
    yes! thats an excellent name for it. i promise i'm interesting too. it'd be a great time for my tucker-inner. bed time stories would be fantastic, bonus points if they involve a princess named gale and a heroic night who saves her. man, they really need to have this kinda thing listed in the yellow pages... arg.
  6. Mar 10, 2006 #5
    i think that costs too much, and i don't really feel like phone sex. i guess maybe when i get a bit more desperately exhuasted... wtf, don't give me ideas that could get me into trouble!
  7. Mar 10, 2006 #6
    I think that most are usually free for women. Ofcourse you'll probably just get a bunch of perverts and lesbians talking to you.

    If I had a cell I would talk to you. I can be very boring and would probably put you to sleep in no time. I have to be up all night here at work right now anyway. Sorry I don't have a cell.:frown:
  8. Mar 10, 2006 #7
    i didn't realize there was anyone in the world who didn't have a cell. and by the world, i mean the US. and by anyone, i really meant people i knew.

    uh yeah. perverts and lesbians are nice, but i like my thursday nights be to relatively pervert and lesbian free.. and i already talked to that guy in the britney spears forum, so i'm perverted out.
  9. Mar 10, 2006 #8
    I don't have a cell.

    I just realized I've been up well over 24 hours with only two half hour cat naps. I still don't feel tired, as in sleepy, though I do feel kinda worn. Could be an insomnia epidemic getting started.
  10. Mar 10, 2006 #9
    i still can't believe people don't have cell phones. i guess cause i'm young or something.. i dunno. in school, most people don't even know their room or appt phone numbers. some don't even buy phones. everyone has a cell. period.
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    Awww, why don'tcha have a pot of honey?
  12. Mar 10, 2006 #11


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    Doesn't your local library have a call-in story line? There's nothing like a good bedtime story before going to sleep. :biggrin:
  13. Mar 10, 2006 #12


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    Gale, do you not have a nightline service or something that you can contact? Most universities in the UK run them every night, but they welcome calls from anyone (doesn't have to be a student of the university), and are always happy just to have a chat and listen to you.
  14. Mar 10, 2006 #13
    what's a nightline service?
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