If I start humping your leg, I apologize

[tribdog]

I don't know what is going on all of a sudden, but I can't think of anything but sex. It's all I want to talk about, it's all I want to do. Everytime Evo replies to one of my posts I damn near go out of my mind. Do we have sign up sheet around here for members who just need a little lovin? These "Super Mentors" do something to earn that title other than just banning people right?

 

[octelcogopod]

All I have to say is: ;P

 

[z-component]

I don't know what is going on all of a sudden, but I can't think of anything but sex. It's all I want to talk about, it's all I want to do. Everytime Evo replies to one of my posts I damn near go out of my mind. Do we have sign up sheet around here for members who just need a little lovin? These "Super Mentors" do something to earn that title other than just banning people right?

Wow, tribdog. A sign up sheet? Are you suggesting PF resorts to the legal prostitution of its Super Mentors? And if so, what's the going rate?

 

[tribdog]

I hear Ivan is pretty cheap

 

[1123581321]

hmm...

that's all I can say about a thread like that.

 

[Gale]

you're looking for trouble today aren't you trib? i think all the emotional reactions to the skin upgrade have gotten you a bit excited eh?

 

[honestrosewater]

Did someone type sex? I thought I heard something -- got here as soon as I could.

Oh, it was tribdog.

Hmmm... just remembered my vow of celibasomething.

 

[tribdog]

Did someone type sex? I thought I heard something -- got here as soon as I could.
Oh, it was tribdog.
Hmmm... just remembered my vow of celibasomething.

ouch, that one hurt a little bit.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

ouch, that one hurt a little bit.

Careful Rose, he likes it when it hurts.

 

[Pengwuino]

This forum is going down the hole...

 

[hypatia]

Maybe its the full moon, my cat Mister has been after his afagan of love all afternoon.

 

[honestrosewater]

Careful Rose, he likes it when it hurts.

Yeah, your mom told me.

(Eh, don't know what's gotten into me tonight...)

 

[Evo]

Isn't it a full moon?

I wouldn't know since it's snowing.

I'm freezing. I need new windows. Stupid builder, stupid custom windows, no pre made windows fit, not to mention that I discovered that the holes for the windows aren't level. Stupid money pit house.

But I digress...

 

[honestrosewater]

*cough* ^^sounds like someone's looking for some extra body heat^^ *cough*

(subtle, Evo. You're my hero.)[/size]

 

[hypatia]

aww you need a afagan of love!

 

[tribdog]

I have lots of experience with uneven window holes and stuff like that. Really let me fix your windows.
I have a question. Is the window the hole in the wall and the glass is just the window glass? or is the glass the actual window? If the hole is the window then the only way to break a window would be to add material, thereby strengthening the building. So if you were ever under siege by Normans the first thing you should do is break all the windows, I mean break the hell out of them until you are seriously fortified.

 

[hypatia]

I know a few guys named Norman, I could send them her way if she wanted.

 

[Moonbear]

Isn't it a full moon?
I wouldn't know since it's snowing.
I'm freezing. I need new windows. Stupid builder, stupid custom windows, no pre made windows fit, not to mention that I discovered that the holes for the windows aren't level. Stupid money pit house.
But I digress...

Snowing? I could have been wearing shorts today! It's the middle of November, and it was nearly 80 degrees...I was too warm with a long-sleeved shirt leaving work tonight. We're wondering what bizarre storm is going to follow such unseasonably warm weather.

And tribdog, you should apologize if it's my leg you're humping. Um, er...I mean...um, We should have gone with those rats in the theme and let tribdog chase those!

 

[Evo]

I have lots of experience with uneven window holes and stuff like that. Really let me fix your windows.
I have a question. Is the window the hole in the wall and the glass is just the window glass? or is the glass the actual window? If the hole is the window then the only way to break a window would be to add material, thereby strengthening the building.

So if you were ever under siege by Normans the first thing you should do is break all the windows, I mean break the hell out of them until you are seriously fortified

Mostly I fear an onslaught of Visigoths.

 

[tribdog]

I know a few guys named Norman, I could send them her way if she wanted.

You are lying. you don't know more than one Norman
nobody knows more than one Norman. not counting Norm on TV, and not counting any goats or dogs or white cats named Norman. There just are not enough Normans to go around.

 

[Evo]

I know a few guys named Norman, I could send them her way if she wanted.

Will he bring me one of your afagans of love? :!)

 

[hypatia]

Ok we'll discount Norman the hampster...but that leaves 2 real Normans I know...ok I got to be honest, even on there best days, they couldn't bust out a window

 

[hypatia]

Will he bring me one of your afagans of love? :!)

Yep, just for you Evo, I'll just half to pry it out of Misters little paws.

 

[tribdog]

Will he bring me one of your afagans of love? :!)

this is how bad of shape I'm in right now. I just got jealous. Jealous of a group of people who lived on a separate continent in a different century.
Evo I really wish you wouldn't make hearty eyes at other 14th Century men while I'm hitting on you or planning a major home reconstruction for you.

 

[Cosmo16]

oh my god. What else is there to say.

 

[JamesU]

This is a hilarious thread.

add it to classics

Snowing? I could have been wearing shorts today! It's the middle of November, and it was nearly 80 degrees...I was too warm with a long-sleeved shirt leaving work tonight. We're wondering what bizarre storm is going to follow such unseasonably warm weather.

ppft. come over here to az

 

[honestrosewater]

ppft. come over here to az

...where you are guranteed to always have something humping your leg. They should put that on the license plates.

 

[Moonbear]

ppft. come over here to az

Yeah, that's what tribdog keeps telling me too.

 

[tribdog]

okay, quite talking about this petty stuff. this is important. I don't remember my activity series stuff.
Rb+H2O yields what?
do we have a reaction?
I'm going with yields RbOH+H2
let me know if I got it wrong.

 

[tribdog]

might as well check all of these to see if I'm right
calcium hydroxide plus zinc yields (no reaction)
sodium bromide plus chlorine yields sodium chloride plus bromine
magnesium plus oxygen yields magnesium oxide

 

[tribdog]

don't make me go to the homework forum. I like it here

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Snowing? I could have been wearing shorts today! It's the middle of November, and it was nearly 80 degrees...I was too warm with a long-sleeved shirt leaving work tonight. We're wondering what bizarre storm is going to follow such unseasonably warm weather.

Hence the tornados... One meteorologist described it as summer colliding with winter.

 

[Mk]

This forum is going down the hole...

Who's hole? Evo's? Moonbears? I want to go too!

Snowing? I could have been wearing shorts today! It's the middle of November, and it was nearly 80 degrees...I was too warm with a long-sleeved shirt leaving work tonight.

Oh yes, I think shirts are too much clothing for this weather.

 

[arildno]

Who's hole? Evo's? Moonbears? I want to go too!
.

Neither Evo or Moonbear is hole (they might be whole though, in some sense of the word).
As to whose hole you want to disappear into, that is of course your choice and the hole's.

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Neither Evo or Moonbear is hole (they might be whole though, in some sense of the word).
As to whose hole you want to disappear into, that is of course your choice and the hole's.

Since his gramma dug him into this hole, I guess it was his gramma's hole (how is the ol' lady?). His wish has been fulfilled, her hole fully filled and his filly- NO, hang on - Courtney Love is Hole! Fyeah!

 

[Gokul43201]

might as well check all of these to see if I'm right
calcium hydroxide plus zinc yields (no reaction)
sodium bromide plus chlorine yields sodium chloride plus bromine
magnesium plus oxygen yields magnesium oxide

All correct, tribby (including the Rb question) ! Just make sure the kid balances the equations correctly.

 

[Artman]

Hi everyone! Whew, it sure is warm today. I have my new shorts on. What's this thread abo...Tribdog! No! Get down! Tribdog...these are new shorts!
Hey Evo, unless they are severely out of plumb, you could just shim the replacment...
Tribdog! WooooHoooo! Hey! Cut your finger nails! Woah! Your nose is cold! What do you mean that's not your nose?!

 

[Evo]

Hey Evo, unless they are severely out of plumb, you could just shim the replacment...

Yeah, I'm going to have to do that, if possible, if I can find windows to fit, I can't remember the dimensions, they're unusual.

 

[Artman]

Yeah, I'm going to have to do that, if possible, if I can find windows to fit, I can't remember the dimensions, they're unusual.

Mine are too. The replacements sometimes have...Tribdog! No! Bad...Trib...dog...! I'm...going...to...have...to...smack...you...with...this...newspaper!
Whap!
As I was saying, the replacements sometimes have filler peices to make up some of the ga...p...so...you...
Tribdog! What have we told you about humping company?
Anyone got a water pistol? Sheez
Looks like we may need to have another internetathon to benefit people who used to get too much sex but are now getting so little that they have to resort to humping legs on a forum, or "PWUTGTMSBANGSLTTHTRTHLOAF". (Of course the letters that pop out from that acronymn are "Bang Loaf" so I'm considering that for the name.)

 

[Evo]

Looks like we may need to have another internetathon to benefit people who used to get too much sex but are now getting so little that they have to resort to humping legs on a forum, or "PWUTGTMSBANGSLTTHTRTHLOAF". (Of course the letters that pop out from that acronymn are "Bang Loaf" so I'm considering that for the name.)

Oooh, yes! Greg has just posted the Guru nominations in the Mentor's private forum, so the voting will be starting soon.

Now would be a good time to start strutting your stuff.

 

[Astronuc]

Artman - use the stick!

We had 'replacement' windows installed.

Perhaps we should have spent extra bucks to have the windows reframed.

They work for the most part, but the clearences are reduced. They are better insulated, and they are hinged for easier maintenance.

 

[matthyaouw]

One meteorologist described it as summer colliding with winter.

So, autumn (fall) then?

 

[Artman]

Yes it's that time of year again! Time for our anual benefit Internetathon!
This year we will be raising awareness of that terrible illness, people who used to get too much sex but are now getting so little that they have to resort to humping legs on a forum, or "PWUTGTMSBANGSLTTHTRTHLOAF". chokes me up...just...to...think...about...it...Down Tribdog! Down! Not while I'm talking! You can see just how debilitating this disease can be.
.
.
Our first musical guest, is a man who I am sure is no stranger to lack of sex, Willie Nelson!

He'll be singing "A Tale of our Dog Trib." (To the tune of Gilligan's Island Theme Song.)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of our old dog trib.
That started from this computer port
On a forum called PF.

He used to get too much sex
Women by the score,
But now he humps on people’s legs
He humps until he's sore. (humps until he's sore)...

The mentors all would not be bought,
Driving Trib up the walls.
If not for the legs of the PF crew,
Blue would be Trib’s ba!s, (Blue would be Trib’s ba!s.)

Trib set down to hump some legs on this physics site
With Artman, and Evo too
Ivan S. and his wife,
Greg B and the rest,
Here on Physics Forum Site!

 

[matthyaouw]

I don't know what is going on all of a sudden, but I can't think of anything but sex. It's all I want to talk about, it's all I want to do. Everytime Evo replies to one of my posts I damn near go out of my mind. Do we have sign up sheet around here for members who just need a little lovin? These "Super Mentors" do something to earn that title other than just banning people right?

Yeah, puberty is a b!tch, but you'll get over it in a few years.

 

[tribdog]

I'm not laughing

 

[Gale]

i thought artman's song was funny. you should at least be laughin at that. hearing that little background chorus go, "humps until he's sore" and "blue would be trib's ba!s" is classic. its art.

 

[Moonbear]

I'm not laughing

Yeah, I see Greg stripped you of your pink ribbon even.

 

[Evo]

Yeah, I see Greg stripped you of your pink ribbon even.

All the 2004 guru's have lost their ribbons.

 

[z-component]

All the 2004 guru's have lost their ribbons.

They're still here on the old skin.

 

[Evo]

They're still here on the old skin.

That's because Greg will not be doing any updates to the old skin anymore. The old skin is dead skin.