Meeting of the Families at Genco Olive Oil Co.

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In summary: We need to come to a solution to this problem, this thread that has consumed us for so long. In summary, the heads of all the families are meeting to discuss how to kill the thread killer champions thread. If the thread doesn't die by a certain date, one of the executioners will be hired to kill it.
  • #176
What makes you think that something has happened to your precious thread? Why am I being accused of this, I am innocent, I would never mess with the thread killer thread.

Evo? EVO... EVO! I think they suspect something... What did you say that password was?
 
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  • #177
What the heck? I looked in on this thread for the first time and people are calling to have me tortured!

That's it; black cake for all of you!

[so you liked that idea moonbear? It works really good. :rofl: ]
 
  • #178
Integral said:
What makes you think that something has happened to your precious thread? Why am I being accused of this, I am innocent, I would never mess with the thread killer thread.

Aha! I never mentioned the name of the thread! How did you know we meant the thread killer thread if you aren't the guilty party, huh? :tongue:
 
  • #179
Moonbear said:
Darn! That reminds me too late of Ivan's trick of making icing that looks black using LOTS of blue food coloring so the victim's mouth turns blue and they pee blue. Guess I'll have to save that for another year.
Actually, Moonbear - I think you add red to the blue. You end up with a purple so deep that it looks black. Some women I've talked to also add some green. And CHOCOLATE! :biggrin: It would be fun to experiment with all the different colors in separate little bowls. :smile: I googled 'black cake icing' and found interesting stuff...
 
  • #180
It's gone! Like dirt in clothing that's been washed twenty times in a row...

Or so I've been told, that dirt is really gone when clothes get washed twenty times with someone sitting on the washer. :uhh:

...It's gone! :cry:

Who's da doity rat what took da thread? We got ways of makin' you talk --awful, horrible ways. :devil:


Oh and hi Tsu, hi Ivan. :smile:
 
  • #181
Bring the thread back! There's nothing wrong with having a neverending thread! You... boojum!
 
  • #182
Bring back what thread?
 
  • #183
Evo said:
Bring back what thread?
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:



Is the crying working, or do I have to switch tactics? :confused:
 
  • #184
Artman said:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:



Is the crying working, or do I have to switch tactics? :confused:
Now I'm sad. :frown:

OMG! What's this? It's a RANSOM NOTE!

The thread has been kidnapped by PIRATES! :devil:

It's some kind of map, with a cryptic inscription...I don't know what this means. :confused:
 
  • #185
Evo said:
Now I'm sad. :frown:

OMG! What's this? It's a RANSOM NOTE!

The thread has been kidnapped by PIRATES! :devil:

It's some kind of map, with a cryptic inscription...I don't know what this means. :confused:
Not the dreaded nerd pirates of PF that sail the internet searching for booty?! :cry:
 
  • #186
Evo said:
Now I'm sad. :frown:

OMG! What's this? It's a RANSOM NOTE!

The thread has been kidnapped by PIRATES! :devil:

It's some kind of map, with a cryptic inscription...I don't know what this means. :confused:

Post the map! We be cravin' a treasure hunt. Yaaaaarrrrhhhh! No rival band o' pirates 'll be stealin' our thread! :biggrin:
 
  • #187
The thread has been softly and silently vanished away.
 
  • #188
Artman said:
Not the dreaded nerd pirates of PF that sail the internet searching for booty?! :cry:
Aye! It be that very same band of scurvy bilge rats!
 
  • #189
Moonbear said:
We be cravin' a treasure hunt.
We wouldn't have to hunt if you'd listened to me in the first place. The next time I tell you to Lojac the sucker, don't laugh. :grumpy:
 
  • #190
Moonbear said:
Post the map! We be cravin' a treasure hunt. Yaaaaarrrrhhhh! No rival band o' pirates 'll be stealin' our thread! :biggrin:
(wish I was awake enough to think of something clever)

Wait, I'm trying to decipher the message...it says... if you be wantin' yer precious thread back, Artman must make up another song

PS - won't be hurtin' you none if ye be throwing in a few of Moonbear's flourless hazelnut tortes

Well, there you have it. The future of the "Thread Killer Champions" rests in the hands of Artman and Moonbear. :bugeye:
 
  • #191
Evo said:
Aye! It be that very same band of scurvy bilge rats!
The internet is full of booty to pilage! Why our thread, there's no booty in there. It's virtually booty-free.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


Trying the crying again.
 
  • #192
Evo said:
Well, there you have it. The future of the "Thread Killer Champions" rests in the hands of Artman and Moonbear. :bugeye:
So, if I'm reading this right, Moonbear and I could have a joint kill of the Thread Killer Champions thread, just by doing nothing. :rolleyes: What do you think Moonbear? Share the Thread Killer Champion title? :devil:
 
  • #193
*shoves flourless hazelnut-chocolate cake into Evo's hard drive* A fine ransom ye nerd pirates demand!

Artman, get on that song! Yo ho ho, it's a pirate's life for me!
 
  • #194
Artman said:
So, if I'm reading this right, Moonbear and I could have a joint kill of the Thread Killer Champions thread, just by doing nothing. :rolleyes: What do you think Moonbear? Share the Thread Killer Champion title? :devil:

Um...I might have been the last poster before it disappeared. Evo...who's the last poster if it doesn't return? *shoves more chocolate cake into Evo's hard drive*
 
  • #195
Evo said:
(wish I was awake enough to think of something clever)
Don't let that stop you; I never do.

Artman said:
It's virtually booty-free.
Perhaps J.Lo could donate some of hers...
 
  • #196
Moonbear said:
Um...I might have been the last poster before it disappeared. Evo...who's the last poster if it doesn't return? *shoves more chocolate cake into Evo's hard drive*
You were the last poster. <chomp, snorf> mmmmmm :approve:
 
  • #197
This is funny, not only is "Thread Killer Champions" the largest thread, it even has it's own thread. :biggrin:
 
  • #198
Evo said:
it even has it's own thread. :biggrin:
This isn't a Mandelbrot thread, is it?! Good grief! We could have an endless series of threads within threads within...

how much coffeee do we have...? :eek:
 
  • #199
Evo said:
You were the last poster. <chomp, snorf> mmmmmm :approve:


NOOOOOOOOO!
 
  • #200
franznietzsche said:
NOOOOOOOOO!
It's alright, I just needed time. The song is ready. Where's the thread? We need some proof that it is still alive before I post the song, maybe you can send us one of it's fingers :yuck: or something. I need some instructions for making the trade. Maybe another thread explaining the terms.
 
  • #201
Evo said:
This is funny, not only is "Thread Killer Champions" the largest thread, it even has it's own thread. :biggrin:
Then the thread's thread could have a thread. :uhh: Or something like that.
 
  • #202
Artman said:
It's alright, I just needed time. The song is ready. Where's the thread? We need some proof that it is still alive before I post the song, maybe you can send us one of it's fingers :yuck: or something. I need some instructions for making the trade. Maybe another thread explaining the terms.
Alright, the thread will reappear, but it has dynamite strapped to it! If the song doesn't show up, the thread will be detonated.
 
  • #203
Evo said:
Alright, the thread will reappear, but it has dynamite strapped to it! If the song doesn't show up, the thread will be detonated.
Is it its own fuse? :confused:
 
  • #204
Evo said:
Alright, the thread will reappear, but it has dynamite strapped to it! If the song doesn't show up, the thread will be detonated.
The link to the song:


Please Release It
 
  • #205
New information has just reached my ears. Information dat should have come from udder sources, sources which we pay good money to bring us such information. I'm very disappointed in those sources and have given orders for them to be...let's just say removed from the payroll.

<Ratta tat a tat aaat Rat ta TAT>

Dere, dat's done.

Now to the business at hand. The new casino going in over at Boojum Heights. We want our fair share of dis action. Dis casino is now a family owned enterprise. Understand? :grumpy:

I don't want to be disappointed again.
 
  • #206
Artman said:
Now to the business at hand. The new casino going in over at Boojum Heights. We want our fair share of dis action. Dis casino is now a family owned enterprise. Understand? :grumpy:

I don't want to be disappointed again.
Let me get this straight–you're leaning on yourself? :confused: (Please tell me that there aren't two of you.) :eek:
 
  • #207
Danger said:
Let me get this straight–you're leaning on yourself? :confused: (Please tell me that there aren't two of you.) :eek:
We are very happily only one of us. :rofl:
 
  • #208
Artman said:
We are very happily only one of us. :rofl:
That's a relief. I'm glad you finally found someone who enjoys your company. :biggrin:
 
  • #209
Danger said:
That's a relief. I'm glad you finally found someone who enjoys your company. :biggrin:
We like me except when he acts up. :uhh: :bugeye: :uhh: Oh nevermind.
 
  • #210
Artman said:
We like me except when he acts up. :uhh: :bugeye: :uhh: Oh nevermind.
As long as you can agree on that, you should be okay (well... as okay as you can be...) :rolleyes:
 

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