Meeting of the Families at Genco Olive Oil Co.

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In summary: We need to come to a solution to this problem, this thread that has consumed us for so long. In summary, the heads of all the families are meeting to discuss how to kill the thread killer champions thread. If the thread doesn't die by a certain date, one of the executioners will be hired to kill it.
  • #211
Holy Cannoli -- I get back from my day job again, and first I go to the Pizza Parlour (Canadian), only to find it is gone, so head to the laundromat, only to be redirected to a casino. All I know is if anyone of you varmints had anything to do with the disappearance of the head of the southwest family (tribdog), there will be a showdown fer sure. Our family is growing (we just added Tarheel).
 
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  • #212
SOS2008 said:
Holy Cannoli -- I get back from my day job again, and first I go to the Pizza Parlour (Canadian), only to find it is gone, so head to the laundromat, only to be redirected to a casino. All I know is if anyone of you varmints had anything to do with the disappearance of the head of the southwest family (tribdog), there will be a showdown fer sure. Our family is growing (we just added Tarheel).
Forget about it. The Tribdog contigent is alive and well. He made an appearance over at the TKC thread. :cool:
 
  • #213
Artman said:
Information dat should have come from udder sources
Milk comes from udder sources. Information comes from rats.:-p

Artman said:
He made an appearance over at the TKC thread.
He had to so BicycleTree could see us at the same time and rid himself of that dumbass notion that I was him. :biggrin:
 
  • #214
Danger said:
Milk comes from udder sources. Information comes from rats.:-p
Doity rats.


Danger said:
He had to so BicycleTree could see us at the same time and rid himself of that dumbass notion that I was him. :biggrin:
I'll tell you though, if you didn't use the smilies, you could pass for him. That's how I could tell it wasn't him. Tribdog rarely uses the smilies.
 
  • #215
Artman said:
I'll tell you though, if you didn't use the smilies, you could pass for him. That's how I could tell it wasn't him. Tribdog rarely uses the smilies.

I have to agree on that. They must be brothers or cousins or something. The family resemblance is striking!
 
  • #216
Moonbear said:
The family resemblance is striking!
That just proves that we can't be related. Everyone in my family is illigitimate, so there's no family resemblance. My brother and I have different parents, and my sister doesn't even know who the mother of her baby is.
 
  • #217
Danger said:
That just proves that we can't be related. Everyone in my family is illigitimate, so there's no family resemblance. My brother and I have different parents, and my sister doesn't even know who the mother of her baby is.

Maybe a long-lost stepbrother then?
 
  • #218
Moonbear said:
Maybe a long-lost stepbrother then?
I don't think so. Everyone in my family is out of step.
 
  • #219
Danger said:
I don't think so. Everyone in my family is out of step.

Well, then the only remaining explanation is you were both scattered as seeds from the same alien spaceship. :biggrin:
 
  • #220
Moonbear said:
Well, then the only remaining explanation is you were both scattered as seeds from the same alien spaceship. :biggrin:
That could explain my acrophobia.

Notice that I've quit using smilies to confuse you.
 
  • #221
Danger said:
That could explain my acrophobia.

Notice that I've quit using smilies to confuse you.

Its not working.

But that second statement is confusing.
 
  • #222
franznietzsche said:
Its not working.

But that second statement is confusing.
Second statement? :rolleyes: What second statement? I didn't say nuttin' at all.
 
  • #223
Danger said:
Second statement? :rolleyes: What second statement? I didn't say nuttin' at all.


Exactly.

*10char*
 
  • #224
Danger said:
Notice that I've quit using smilies to confuse you.
Confuse who? I don't understand :cry: What's going on? :cry: Danger...Tribdog...Dabger...Dribdog...Dangerdog...Triger...:cry: has stopped using smilies, so I have no idea what's going on. :cry:
 
  • #225
Artman said:
Confuse who? I don't understand :cry: What's going on? :cry: Danger...Tribdog...Dabger...Dribdog...Dangerdog...Triger...:cry: has stopped using smilies, so I have no idea what's going on. :cry:
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck... It's working perfectly. Soon he'll be ready for MIH's hypnotic meddling, and we'll both have free lawn-mowing this year. :devil:

edit: Oh crap! I forgot and used one.
 
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  • #226
Danger said:
:devil: edit: Oh crap! I forgot and used one.
Danger's back. I wonder where Tribdog went?
 
  • #227
Artman said:
Danger's back. I wonder where Tribdog went?
Who...? o:)
 
  • #228
Danger said:
Who...? o:)
Your illegitimate twin brother by a different mother and father.
 
  • #229
Artman said:
Your illegitimate twin brother by a different mother and father.
Oh, him. Geez, don't ask me. I haven't seen him since my funeral.
 
  • #230
Danger said:
Oh, him. Geez, don't ask me. I haven't seen him since my funeral.
How's that go? Something like this, "Please don't tell me you leaned to hard on yourself." :biggrin: You should learn to get along better with yourself like we do when he isn't misbehaving. :smile:
 
  • #231
Artman said:
How's that go? Something like this, "Please don't tell me you leaned to hard on yourself." :biggrin: You should learn to get along better with yourself like we do when he isn't misbehaving. :smile:
For a second there, I thought that made sense. Then I remembered the source and figured it must just be because I'm cracking up too. But in fact I should probably go along with it so you won't have me outnumbered any more. :confused:
 
  • #232
Danger said:
For a second there, I thought that made sense. Then I remembered the source and figured it must just be because I'm cracking up too.
We are not amused. Oh who am I kidding, yes we are. :biggrin:
 
  • #233
Artman said:
We are not amused. Oh who am I kidding, yes we are. :biggrin:
Both of you, or is it a split decision?

In case you're wondering, the way I work this is that when a commercial comes up on the tape, I pause it and come over here. Once the auto shut-off kicks in, I finish up twitting you and go back to watch until the next ad. Speaking of which, there it goes... and so do I.
 
  • #234
Danger said:
Both of you, or is it a split decision?
They all like it, but they're all nutty as a pecan rolls, I'm the only sane one. :smile:
 
  • #235
Artman said:
They all like it, but they're all nutty as a pecan rolls, I'm the only sane one. :smile:
They?! Whaddaya mean, they?! I thought there were only 2 of you. Do you mean to say you have me outnumbered again? :eek:
 
  • #236
Danger said:
They?! Whaddaya mean, they?! I thought there were only 2 of you. Do you mean to say you have me outnumbered again? :eek:
:rolleyes: Don't look now, but they've got you surrounded. :rolleyes:


:rolleyes: They've got me surrounded too.:rolleyes:
 
  • #237
Artman said:
:rolleyes: Don't look now, but they've got you surrounded. :rolleyes:


:rolleyes: They've got me surrounded too.:rolleyes:
What the...?! Now there are enough to surround us?! Are you cloning those things, or do you just have a lot of guppies in your gene pool? :eek:
 
  • #238
Danger said:
What the...?! Now there are enough to surround us?! Are you cloning those things, or do you just have a lot of guppies in your gene pool? :eek:
Cloning? Nonsense.








...
 
  • #239
Artman said:
...
Now you're scaring me. It's like being surrounded by puff-balls...
 
  • #240
Danger said:
It's like being surrounded by puff-balls...
...with teeth.
 
  • #241
Danger said:
Oh, him. Geez, don't ask me. I haven't seen him since my funeral.
It could be a parallel universe collision... Actually, there was an investigation into melon molesting, so he's keeping a low profile...
 
  • #242
SOS2008 said:
Actually, there was an investigation into melon molesting, so he's keeping a low profile...
Whose, dare I ask? I can't see you or Moonbear complaining. :rolleyes:
 
  • #243
Danger said:
Whose, dare I ask? I can't see you or Moonbear complaining. :rolleyes:

Oh, I think it was SOS complaining that they weren't hers. :smile:
 
  • #244
Moonbear said:
Oh, I think it was SOS complaining that they weren't hers. :smile:
That can be remedied. :-p
 
  • #245
Moonbear said:
Oh, I think it was SOS complaining that they weren't hers. :smile:
Yeh, what's wrong with my melons?!...uh...er...I now have to go into the witness protection program for my association with tribdog (not meaning any disrespect).
 

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