Mother &%&$%($*&$*@&#$%*&@#$ MOTH

[Pengwuino]

Mother &%&$%($*&$*@&#$%*&@#$ MOTH!

OH MY GOD! A SMALL MOTH JUST FLEW INTO THE SANDWHICH I WAS ABOUT TO BITE INTO!

I'M GOING TO KILL THIS MOTH! WHERE IS MY SHOTGUN!

Should i eat the sandwhich though? I mean it was only there for like 5 seconds

PETA WILL PAY FOR THIS!

 

[chroot]

Moths carry gonorrhea.

- Warren

 

[Pengwuino]

Are you serious.

 

[chroot]

Are you serious.

Have you ever known me to be anything but serious, Pengwuino?

- Warren

 

[Pengwuino]

Have you ever known me to be anything but serious, Pengwuino?

- Warren

I made this awesome sandwhich and now i can't eat it??!

 

[chroot]

I made this awesome sandwhich and now i can't eat it??!

Well, you can always take a chance. Gonorrhea of the the mouth usually doesn't cause any scarring.

- Warren

 

[Pengwuino]

I'm going to go burn down a PETA headquarters for this.

 

[chroot]

Do you think they planted the moth?

- Warren

 

[Pengwuino]

I'm positive

 

[chroot]

I'm positive

For gonorrhea? I warned you.

- Warren

 

[Pengwuino]

Well I'm just stareing at my sandwhich... so much work... destroyed by some stupid act of bug!

 

[Cyrus]

Do you want some balls with that sandwich?

 

[Just some guy]

Just spray it with some windex, your stomach can handle it ;-)

 

[DM]

Well I'm just stareing at my sandwhich... so much work... destroyed by some stupid act of bug!

You know Pengwuino, I come to think the human race has committed far worse actions than what you've just eye-witnessed a bug commit. I bet you killed it.

 

[cronxeh]

Do you want some balls with that sandwich?

omg my best "laid" plans for world domination in one line

 

[DaveC426913]

I dare you to eat it.

 

[Vincent Vega]

Some moths do eat toxic plants.

 

[Moonbear]

Well, don't eat the moth! I'd take my chances with the sandwich, depending on how hungry I really was (of course since you were posting in the middle of the night, and it's now morning, I don't know how helpful that will be).

 

[heman]

I'd take my chances with the sandwich, .

i can't believe atleast you to do that with the kind of profession you are in..

 

[JamesU]

pengwuino...

STOP POSTING POINTLESS THREADS![/size]

 

[Cyrus]

Thread Locked.

 

[moose]

yomamma, I like these threads.

Anyway, just make another one?

 

[Pengwuino]

You know Pengwuino, I come to think the human race has committed far worse actions than what you've just eye-witnessed a bug commit. I bet you killed it.

And why do you think we comitted those acts

Bugs.

 

[Pengwuino]

Thread Locked.

Every thread you say lock to, two more threads will grow from it! muhahaha

 

[Cyrus]

And I will lock those too,

Thread Locked.

 

[Just some guy]

? This thread isn't locked...

 

[DocToxyn]

In celebration of your new found cuisine the following links contain a subscription to the Food Insects Newsletter and a recipe for ant egg (escamoles) tacos with an accompanyment of worm sauce...enjoy.

http://www.hollowtop.com/finl_html/form.htm"

http://www.unileverfoodsolutions.com.mx/recetas/categorias/show/461-1364-0-R0002224.sopecitos_de_escamoles_con_vinagreta_de.html" (Tu habla espanol, si?)

http://www.pbs.org/foodancestors/food.html" (scroll down)

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Thread Locked.

Can I vote for Cyrus for mentor?

 

[Cyrus]

Why, yes. Yes you can!

I will abuse the hell out of my power, I promise. That bird will feel my wrath. I will ban on request.

 

[pallidin]

It's really quite simple regarding your moth-in-sandwich dilema:

Go to your favorite store and purchase an 18-pack of your favorite beer.
Consume the beer.

At this point, I can assure you that you will not care very much about the moth.

 

[Moonbear]

Thread Locked.

Cyrus banned. Did I just say that out loud?

 

[Pengwuino]

Cyrus banned. Did I just say that out loud?

my hero! :!) :!) :!)

 

[JamesU]

Moonbear, you remember how me and cyrus are contributors...hm...who isn't? Hint:^^^

 

[Pengwuino]

Moonbear, you remember how me and cyrus are contributors...hm...who isn't? Hint:^^^

Think again numbnuts

 

[JamesU]

Who didn't pay for it?

 

[Moonbear]

Who's been sending me a steady supply of chocolate?

 

[JamesU]

moi, of course..

BTW, I advanced the next 4 shipments to tomorrow and ordered some more truckloads.

 

[Pengwuino]

I've just been informed that yomamma has been spiking the chocolates with time-delayed laxitive

 

[JamesU]

I've just been informed that pengwuino's source is a monkey with two cans and a string

 

[Moonbear]

I've just been informed that yomamma has been spiking the chocolates with time-delayed laxitive

NOBODY messes with MY chocolates!

 

[JamesU]

Please read my above post. Your chocolates go through chemical analysis. They're safe

 

[Pengwuino]

Do you really trust this kid and his chemistry set?

 

[JamesU]

Chemical analysis by 4 different chocolate manufacturers and 3 different chemists.

 

[Moonbear]

I think I'll be having my own, independent chocolate testing done.

 

[JamesU]

You do, the chocolate company told me that tehy had to send each shipment to moonbear's center for chocolate chemical analysis before it got to you

 

[Pengwuino]

Chemical analysis by 4 different chocolate manufacturers and 3 different chemists.

Your home ec class is not considered a chocolate manufacturer

 

[JamesU]

Even if I took home ec, I wouldn't get all A's like you

 

[Moonbear]

Even if I took home ec, I wouldn't get all A's like you

Is that supposed to be an insult? You're really slipping.

 

[JamesU]

It is in home ec

 

[JamesU]

is " &%&$%($*&$*@&#$%*&@#$" a censored penguin swaer word or something?