My Birthday is Coming - Prepare to Celebrate!

[Smurf]

My birthday is coming up in a couple months I fully expect there to be at least 1 thread created in my honour.

 

[Moonbear]

Do you have your birthday in your profile? It has to show up on the calendar if you want us to celebrate it. We'll make sure everyone wears their best party dresses for it.

 

[Lisa!]

My birthday is coming up in a couple months I fully expect there to be at least 1 thread created in my honour.

Sorry Smurf but whenever I hear about honour,I think of death!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

We'll make sure everyone wears their best party dresses for it.

i'll wear my birthday suit

 

[Smurf]

Yeap, it's in my profile, and it's my 18th for those of you who don't already know.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I think Smurf needs to get a life.

 

[JamesU]

you actually have to ask us to give you a thread?

 

[wolram]

Yeap, it's in my profile, and it's my 18th for those of you who don't already know.

Thats quite an age for a smurf, so may be your party should not be to
stresfull

 

[wolram]

Do you have your birthday in your profile? It has to show up on the calendar if you want us to celebrate it. We'll make sure everyone wears their best party dresses for it.

It going to be a pool party.

 

[Moonbear]

It going to be a pool party.

Then the attire will be those bathing suits with cute little skirts on them.

 

[wolram]

Then the attire will be those bathing suits with cute little skirts on them.

You can still buy those things

 

[Moonbear]

You can still buy those things

Uh huh! And they're stylish now. Actually, they have much cuter looking ones than they used to have (you can get them in two-piece suits even...or just leave off the top half if you're so inclined). They aren't so much the ruffly, polka-dotted, over-sized one-piece suits they sold back in the '70s for the, um, women overly-endowed in the posterior region that never flattered anyone, but are more so you have variety (most are tighter little skirts that don't hide much, but might support a little soft spot so it appears firmer). If you're determined to cover-up, now you're supposed to get a "wrap" which I think is just an oversized scarf to wear around your waist.

 

[wolram]

By moonbear
, but might support a little soft spot so it appears firmer).

which i am sure you would have no use for, but then love handles can be sexy.

 

[Artman]

Uh huh! And they're stylish now. Actually, they have much cuter looking ones than they used to have (you can get them in two-piece suits even...or just leave off the top half if you're so inclined). They aren't so much the ruffly, polka-dotted, over-sized one-piece suits they sold back in the '70s for the, um, women overly-endowed in the posterior region that never flattered anyone, but are more so you have variety (most are tighter little skirts that don't hide much, but might support a little soft spot so it appears firmer). If you're determined to cover-up, now you're supposed to get a "wrap" which I think is just an oversized scarf to wear around your waist.

Getting all this smurf?

 

[wolram]

Getting all this smurf?

Smurf is only just out of short trousers and things of this nature
should be far from his mind.
Hey smurf would you like a bouncy castle at your party?

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

Then the attire will be those bathing suits with cute little skirts on them.

as i said before, the attire is birthday suits.

 

[wolram]

as i said before, the attire is birthday suits.

Well if you can take the embarrassment, i am sure we are all game for a laugh

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

or a poke in the eye ;)

 

[zoobyshoe]

My birthday is coming up in a couple months I fully expect there to be at least 1 thread created in my honour.

Whooops! I guess you didn't read the fine print: Anyone who starts looking forward to their PF birthday with uncontrolable exitement two months before the fact such that they are compelled to start a "Heads up! My Birthday Is Coming!" thread, automatically forfeits the actual birthday thread.

 

[Evo]

A proper bathing suit.

 

[Smurf]

Smurf is only just out of short trousers and things of this nature
should be far from his mind.
Hey smurf would you like a bouncy castle at your party?

Hmmm, can you get cute girls to jump out of it at me?

Getting all this smurf?

I don't know... can't I just wear my dress again!? Isn't that enough for you vulchurs.

 

[Moonbear]

A proper bathing suit.

How did women not drown in those things?

I don't know... can't I just wear my dress again!? Isn't that enough for you vulchurs.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. If you're going to start wearing dresses, you must realize that you need to buy a new one for every special occassion. It's just not done to be seen in the same dress twice.

 

[Evo]

How did women not drown in those things?

The description says they had weights sewn into the hems to keep the garments from floating up in the water. Can you imagine how much that outfit must have weighed when it was wet?

I think Smurf would be cute in one of the newer swim skirts. :!)

 

[Gale]

Hmmm, can you get cute girls to jump out of it at me?

I don't know... can't I just wear my dress again!? Isn't that enough for you vulchurs.

you can't honestly think that's how to spell vultures...

sides, they're going to be way to busy planning for MY birthday to worry about yours!

 

[Smurf]

you can't honestly think that's how to spell vultures...

Yes, and Funner is a word too.

sides, they're going to be way to busy planning for MY birthday to worry about yours!

Pah! YOUR birthday!? YOUR BIRTHDAY!

HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


ha!