Particle Physics Joke: Sad but Funny

Thread starter Andrew Howe
Start date Jan 19, 2008
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Jan 19, 2008

Andrew Howe

Yes, I know I'm sad, but anyone with a knowledge of particle physics might find this funny.

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Jan 19, 2008

ghost02

It got a laugh out of me.

Jan 19, 2008

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Hugh Grant has never looked so good.

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