# Penalty points to birthdays ratio

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N = (number of birthdays per year at PF) - 1
P = penalty points assigned

What should be the value of k where P = kN?

dontdisturbmycircles
if N=1; k=0
else, k=$$\infty$$

Yes yes I know, I can't program, its the effect that counts..

Cyrus
What? I dont get it.

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Today - cyrusabdollahi (87) - he may be the oldest member. :rofl:

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Today - cyrusabdollahi (87) - he may be the oldest member. :rofl:

If he wasn't that old, I wouldn't marry someone else!

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zoobyshoe
If he wasn't that old, I wouldn't marry someone else!

I'm not sure what this means. Anyway, what's the status of our marriage, Lisa? Are we still married? I haven't been paying attention.

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If you're not having sex, you're probably still married. :grumpy:

zoobyshoe
If you're not having sex, you're probably still married. :grumpy:

I don't have any idea if we are. If you recall, I was the last one to find out we were married. I don't mind, I just need an update now and then.

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A far more important issue is that 107-year olds are discriminated against.

The computer has the presumption to regard their birthdays as less valid than others.

This culture of youth terror towards the elderly must be stopped at once.

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I'm not sure what this means. Anyway, what's the status of our marriage, Lisa? Are we still married? I haven't been paying attention.

How am I supposed to know?

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A far more important issue is that 107-year olds are discriminated against.

The computer has the presumption to regard their birthdays as less valid than others.

This culture of youth terror towards the elderly must be stopped at once.

The discrimination against 254-year-old Americans born from Sep 3 to Sep 13 easily eclipses that. It's like all of those folks were wiped completely off the slate of history. You can't even find dead 254-year-old Americans born on those dates.

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I detect an unwholesome Amero-centrism in your criticism, BobG.

zoobyshoe
How am I supposed to know?

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Are we still married?
I haven't been paying attention.

Lisa! said:
How am I supposed to know?
Sounds like you're still married. :rofl:

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