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Lisa!
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A Man said:1. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
2. When watching TV, hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during half-time and commerials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.
3. If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something, it's not necessary for you to call his wife/gf to discuss it.
4. If you don't like the way I'm driving, close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I've not hit anything yet and I do it will be your fault.
5. Yelling to me across the hose sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I'm not ignoring you.
6. If you want a man to do something for you, flattery is the best and easiest way to make him do it!
7. If you want to make a man angry, admire another man in front of him.