Someone called jokes

1. Dec 6, 2005

KingNothing

"someone called" jokes

You know those jokes that go:
"Your village called, they want their idiot back."
or
"the year 1970 called, it wants it's clothes back"...

what are your favorite ones? I'm trying to search for them, but I'm having a really hard time trying to find them online.

2. Dec 7, 2005

tribdog

the interstellar void called, it wants it's waste of space back.

P.T Barnum called, he wants his 'fooled all of the time' people back.

Freddy Fender called, he wants his wasted nights back

Professor Plum called, he wants to know if you'll ever get a Clue.

3. Dec 7, 2005

SpaceTiger

Staff Emeritus
Your mom called. She wants her egg back.

4. Dec 7, 2005

Harut82

http://67.18.37.15/2281/95/emo/rotfl.gif

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5. Dec 7, 2005

KingNothing

Let's hear some more

6. Dec 8, 2005

Danger

:rofl: :rofl: ST, you don't seem to post a lot of jokes, but when you do...

How do I steal Harut's smilie?

7. Dec 9, 2005

honestrosewater

Quote them... or right click on the page and select View (Page) Source.

8. Dec 9, 2005

Danger

Thanks, Rose. That was actually a rhetorical question, although a few months ago I didn't know how to quote. That right-click thing just made my eyes hurt, and of course I can't do that on my real computer because it only has one button. (That's a myth, by the way; on most sites if you click with a Mac on what you would right-click with a PC, and hold the button down, the same options come up.)

9. Dec 9, 2005

motai

Most people are too impatient to wait that long, they'd rather have instant gratification :tongue:.

10. Dec 9, 2005

honestrosewater

Hey, what's that big word? And why am I so slow? I prefer the more voluptuous term, erotema. Erotema! Erotema! (Erotic, no?)
Good to know.

11. Dec 9, 2005

tribdog

it would be good to know if anyone ever said anything worth quoting

12. Dec 10, 2005

SpaceTiger

Staff Emeritus
Your mom called again. She wants her underwear back. Oops, my bad, that call was for me.

13. Dec 10, 2005

Jelfish

Oh SpaceTiger..

14. Dec 10, 2005

Danger

Sure... now you start going for the comedy ribbon.
Your expertise in spacetime must be restricted to space, 'cause your timing sucks.

15. Dec 10, 2005

SpaceTiger

Staff Emeritus
$$**$$rimshot$$**$$

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16. Dec 10, 2005

nazgjunk

OK, I've been on these forums for two days now, and this is the first time it made me laugh. Good to know physics can be fun...

17. Dec 10, 2005

Tom Mattson

Staff Emeritus
"The jerk store called. They're running out of YOU!"
--George Costanza

18. Dec 10, 2005

honestrosewater

Boo. Your sense of humor called; it wants its dignity back.

Oh, and Frank Stallone called; he wants his life-sized, glow-in-the-dark, Frank Stallone cardboard cutout back.

19. Dec 11, 2005

Lisa!

Your boyfriend called. He wants his kiss back!

20. Dec 11, 2005

JamesU

Franzbear called- it wants its crap back^