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Someone called jokes

  1. Dec 6, 2005 #1
    "someone called" jokes

    You know those jokes that go:
    "Your village called, they want their idiot back."
    or
    "the year 1970 called, it wants it's clothes back"...

    what are your favorite ones? I'm trying to search for them, but I'm having a really hard time trying to find them online.
     
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  3. Dec 7, 2005 #2
    talking to this thread:
    the interstellar void called, it wants it's waste of space back.

    P.T Barnum called, he wants his 'fooled all of the time' people back.

    Freddy Fender called, he wants his wasted nights back

    Professor Plum called, he wants to know if you'll ever get a Clue.
     
  4. Dec 7, 2005 #3

    SpaceTiger

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    Your mom called. She wants her egg back.
     
  5. Dec 7, 2005 #4

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  6. Dec 7, 2005 #5
    Let's hear some more
     
  7. Dec 8, 2005 #6

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    :rofl: :rofl: ST, you don't seem to post a lot of jokes, but when you do...

    How do I steal Harut's smilie?
     
  8. Dec 9, 2005 #7

    honestrosewater

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    Quote them... or right click on the page and select View (Page) Source.
     
  9. Dec 9, 2005 #8

    Danger

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    Thanks, Rose. That was actually a rhetorical question, although a few months ago I didn't know how to quote. That right-click thing just made my eyes hurt, and of course I can't do that on my real computer because it only has one button. (That's a myth, by the way; on most sites if you click with a Mac on what you would right-click with a PC, and hold the button down, the same options come up.)
     
  10. Dec 9, 2005 #9
    Most people are too impatient to wait that long, they'd rather have instant gratification :tongue:.
     
  11. Dec 9, 2005 #10

    honestrosewater

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    Hey, what's that big word? And why am I so slow? :redface: I prefer the more voluptuous term, erotema. Erotema! Erotema! (Erotic, no?)
    Good to know.
     
  12. Dec 9, 2005 #11
    it would be good to know if anyone ever said anything worth quoting
     
  13. Dec 10, 2005 #12

    SpaceTiger

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    Your mom called again. She wants her underwear back. Oops, my bad, that call was for me.
     
  14. Dec 10, 2005 #13
    :rolleyes: Oh SpaceTiger..



    Ok - I'll admit it. It made me laugh.
     
  15. Dec 10, 2005 #14

    Danger

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    Sure... now you start going for the comedy ribbon. :rolleyes:
    Your expertise in spacetime must be restricted to space, 'cause your timing sucks.
     
  16. Dec 10, 2005 #15

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    [tex]**[/tex]rimshot[tex]**[/tex]
     
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  17. Dec 10, 2005 #16
    OK, I've been on these forums for two days now, and this is the first time it made me laugh. Good to know physics can be fun... :rolleyes:
     
  18. Dec 10, 2005 #17

    Tom Mattson

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    "The jerk store called. They're running out of YOU!"
    --George Costanza

    :biggrin:
     
  19. Dec 10, 2005 #18

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    Boo. Your sense of humor called; it wants its dignity back.


    Oh, and Frank Stallone called; he wants his life-sized, glow-in-the-dark, Frank Stallone cardboard cutout back.
     
  20. Dec 11, 2005 #19

    Lisa!

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    Your boyfriend called. He wants his kiss back!:rolleyes:

    :biggrin:
     
  21. Dec 11, 2005 #20

    JamesU

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    Franzbear called- it wants its crap back^
     
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