How Can We Save the Failing Tiki Bar?

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The discussion revolves around a creative fundraising effort to support a tiki bar, with participants proposing various strategies to generate revenue. Key ideas include entering a national wheelchair contest for a $50,000 prize, creating a powerful drink with a secret formula to sell for $20,000, and conducting a unique biology experiment to attract attention. Additionally, one participant plans to sell pot suckers door-to-door to raise at least $1,000. There is also a plan to hold auditions for a commercial featuring endorsements from famous individuals, including Stephen Hawking, who is mentioned as both a participant in the wheelchair contest and a part of the bar's promotional efforts. The urgency of the fundraising efforts is highlighted by the need to keep the bar relevant and financially viable.
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we need to sell some more pot suckers!
*paces back and forth like in an earlier moonbear post*

SOS! I need ou to enter the national weelchair wheelies contest for $50,000!
Astronuc! I need you to mix the best drink ever, even more powerful than flying zoobies! then sell the rights to it's secret formula for at least $20,000
Moonbear! create some weird and cool biology experament that will change the world! we will advertise it with the tiki bar!
Danger, zoobie! I need you to go door-to-door and sell pot suckers until we raise at least $1,000.
As for me, I'll hold auditions for the tiki bar's new TV commercial featuring some endorsements from lots of famous people!




good luck...
 
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Famous people? You mean like Stephen Hawking?

I've been trying to keep the bar going. I saved it from page 2 earlier this afternoon.
 
stephen hawking is not only in our commercial, he's also entering the wheelchair wheelies with SOS.
 
i'd buy some drinks but I'm not old enough. :cry:
 
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