At the moment, for me it would be EVO!

I would start the evening off with some nice sauteed shrimp and french bread with bruchetta to get the meal going, followed by stuffed mushrooms plus fresh veggies with dip, of course this would be complemented with a good chardonnay. Then after that it would be an entree' of lobster and steak with sauteed veggies and a broccoli and cheese stuffed potato. Of course this part of the meal would be complemented by a nice Bordeaux and followed by a salad of mixed greens and veggies. For dessert there would be chocolate moose with dark chocolate covered cherries and strawberries complimented by a nice german Riesling wine. During the course of the whole event there would preferably be conversations about anything and everything complimented by a background of smooth jazz( or whatever Evo prefered). Plus I would not only serve and cook the meal but I would also do the dishes!
But since this is only a fantasy and now I know I am a LOSER, I only have to say:
So in substitution of Evo, I would have a couple of good friends of mine over for beer, steaks, x-box, movies, risk, whisky, plus a few other amenities to make for a good evening. Barring that I would have tea with Ivan to talk about UFO's and other oddities of life!