Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[cronxeh]

who the hell just resurrected this atrocity!

ahh... Dr. Moon B Ear


but of course!

 

[Moonbear]

who the hell just resurrected this atrocity!

ahh... Dr. Moon B Ear


but of course!

It's my entire reason for existence, don't you know?

 

[cronxeh]

It's my entire reason for existence, don't you know?

existance

Aha!

I knew it! I'm not the only noob who misspells that

By the way, Moonbear, do you know any students who just attend your lectures or just lectures of professors in general without registering for that class? Like just sitting in on lectures?

Has anyone ever asked you if its ok? Or do you know any professors who had a few students in class who weren't registered for it?

 

[Moonbear]

existance

Aha!

I knew it! I'm not the only noob who misspells that

By the way, Moonbear, do you know any students who just attend your lectures or just lectures of professors in general without registering for that class? Like just sitting in on lectures?

Has anyone ever asked you if its ok? Or do you know any professors who had a few students in class who weren't registered for it?

It's been a long time since I taught undergrad classes, and we never allowed that in those (they were usually registered to full capacity, so not much room for anyone just auditing), but in graduate level courses, we sometimes let a post-doc just sit in, usually when they either just need to brush up on a lecture or two, or they are interested in seeing how different people teach the course so they can decide how to teach it in the future. Otherwise, to sit in on a class, usually you still need to be registered to audit it, which means you're officially allowed to be there and have a seat, but aren't required to take exams or do assignments and don't get a grade for it (it doesn't show up on a transcript, just helps someone keep track of how many students are in a classroom).

 

[cronxeh]

Is this with state colleges or private universities? I know about audit system but eh.. too much trouble

 

[JamesU]

ounbihjuubivghyhyvc!╨Ü6☼☺8♦Q◘45♦T7♦5♦•6

 

[Moonbear]

Is this with state colleges or private universities? I know about audit system but eh.. too much trouble

State universities. I would think a private university would be even fussier about it. You might be able to arrange something if you aren't interested in the entire course, but just one topic covered in the course, so only plan to sit in on a few lectures.

 

[JamesU]

.......

 

[Moonbear]

You can come home again, Franzbear. Your mommy isn't homeless anymore. And now we have LOTS of cardboard boxes to build mansions for the real homeless.

 

[JamesU]

how is it there in WV?

 

[Moonbear]

It's quite nice here in WV (once the sun went down yesterday, I was able to open up all the windows and enjoy some fresh air). I have cows for neighbors! No, I mean real cows. Apparently the grassy land next to the townhouses is part of their pasture, and they were out mooing this morning. I'm loving it!

Where is Artman? He's supposed to be keeping an eye on Franzbear while I'm busy unpacking!

Franzbear, I think there's a bull out in the pasture. Why don't you go pet him? Here, take this red rag so you can wipe your hands when you're done. You don't want to have dirty hands.

 

[JamesU]

hey, moonbear is winning...

 

[Moonbear]

I was wondering where you were...last time I looked, this thread had nearly dropped off the first page! I thought I had a clean kill finally.

 

[JamesU]

ppft! less than 24 hours, please! I have killed it for 26 hours

 

[wolram]

ppft! less than 24 hours, please! I have killed it for 26 hours

< < > > < < > > ^ ^ > > watch out they is sharp

 

[cronxeh]

mmoooo moooo cows

ruminants are hot

 

[Artman]

Well, he was conceived on Feb 13, 2005, but I'd have to re-read to find out when he was born.

A date that will live in infamy

 

[Moonbear]

Not yet.

What's that Franzbear? The bull attacked your red handkerchief? Gee, I can't imagine how that happened. Maybe you said something mean? You should go back in and apologize to the bull.

 

[Evo]

Not yet.

What's that Franzbear? The bull attacked your red handkerchief? Gee, I can't imagine how that happened. Maybe you said something mean? You should go back in and apologize to the bull.

Here Franzbear, Auntie Evo made you this special red cape, I heard that bulls just love red! Don't worry if the bull starts running at you, he just wants to check out your pretty new cape.

 

[Moonbear]

Oh, that cape is beautiful! Make sure you write a nice thank-you note to your Auntie Evo.

 

[Math Is Hard]

woohooo! 1,000 posts!

 

[Moonbear]

woohooo! 1,000 posts!

Congrats!
*Passes around green apple martinis to celebrate*

 

[Math Is Hard]

Congrats!
*Passes around green apple martinis to celebrate*

Cheers! *slurp!*

Can franzbear have one? He must be drinking age by now?

 

[JamesU]

Here Franzbear, Auntie Evo made you this special red cape, I heard that bulls just love red! Don't worry if the bull starts running at you, he just wants to check out your pretty new cape.

What a nice cape! wow!

how much anthrax did you put on it?[/size]

 

[Moonbear]

Cheers! *slurp!*

Can franzbear have one? He must be drinking age by now?

Oh, sure, he can have a drink. *furtively adds white powder to Franzbear's martini*

 

[JamesU]

more anthrax, moonbear?

 

[Evo]

woohooo! 1,000 posts!

Happy 1,000th post!

 

[JamesU]

~*~*~happy 1000th post~*~*~

 

[Smurf]

Can franzbear have one? He must be drinking age by now?

I don't know, do we still count age posthumously?

Happy 1000th post... it's about time

 

[Math Is Hard]

aww, thanks, y'all. Maybe I'll just spend the rest of my PF life in franzbear and stay at 1000 posts forever. He doesn't seem to be going anywhere. In fact, he seems to really like the anthrax! I've been putting it on his donuts for months and he seems to have built up a tolerance.

oh... what the he- ..I just got two more post counts! .. do franzbear posts count now? Or maybe the odometer was running slow before.

 

[Smurf]

you're already over 1000 by 2.

 

[Evo]

I'm just joshing with you, yomamma. I think you are top-notch, and I am glad to know you!

Here is yomamma's post

Nowe we can discuss moonbear's, Evo's, Tsu's, SOS's, and MIH's births, without posting in the wrong forum!

Maybe I'm wrong: history is also before the birth of christ?

*runs*
*hides*
*dodges bullets*

I think MIH needs a shipment of chocolate.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I read that post.

hmm.. y'know Tsu will be getting off work in about an hour and a half and she's still driving the grenade launching RV. I think yomamma better find a good hidey-hole between now and then or his 'face' will be grass!

and yes! I'll take that chocolate, thanks!

 

[JamesU]

2 are on the way, right now.

hello? nirvana chocolates? Just bill it to danger. yes, okay, bye.

 

[JamesU]

hmm.. y'know Tsu will be getting off work in about an hour and a half and she's still driving the grenade launching RV. I think yomamma better find a good hidey-hole between now and then or his 'face' will be grass!

Well you really did not have to boil me in plasmic matter... >:|

Does tsu want chocolates as well? because she's getting two truckloads, like everyone else, $5,000...

I really need a way to explain the credit card bill to my parents...

 

[cefarix]

holy $#*@!

600+ pages? may this thread rest in peace with this comment. amen.

 

[Artman]

600+ pages? may this thread rest in peace with this comment. amen.

Nope.

Franzbear, when I last saw you you were blind folded and bonking your head into everything. Have you gotten out of your blind...BONK! fold ...hummm, I guess not. Well come over here. BONK! Thump THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!...and be careful of those steps. Climb up here...BONK! and watch your head. Have a seat...Ahhhhhh! CRASH...But not over there. Okay take us up.

What's that Franz? Oh, we're going on that helicopter ride I told you about. It'll be fun. Now you need to put on your lead skies.

Why lead? They'll help you overcome more air resistance before reaching terminal velocity so you can go nice and fast. Doesn't that sound like fun?

Now, slip on your jet pack. No, no, not that way, you silly goose. That's the way everyone else wears one. Turn it over. That's it.

Why turn it over? That way it'll help you overcome even more air resistance before reaching terminal velocity so you can go really, really and fast.

Now you better put on your parachute.

Why do you need a parachute? Silly boy, we're 20,000 feet above a snow covered mountain, of course you need a parachute if you're going to jump from this helicopter and go skiing. Wouldn't want you to fall to your death.

Okay now, stand up...BONK! but watch your head.

What about your blindfold? No you can't take it off, that's part of the fun, blindly soaring through space with your jet pack firing and your lead skies falling at an ever increasing rate toward the ground... It'll be fun.

Step over here to the door...BONK! watch your head, ready, set...

<push, while pulling the ripchord,>

...go.

<Flooof. out pops the parachute, wow look at the wind from the rotor fill that chute. It's pushing it down and wrapping it all over him. Look at him go! >

Fire your jet pack Franzbear!

<Jet pack starts.>

Wow look at that hole it burnt in the parachute. Who'd a thought it was so flammable.

Wow, those lead skies really do overcome wind resistance, especially with that jet pack aiming down.

Get ready Franzbear, you're getting close to the...BLAM!...ground!



Hummm. I thought that mountain was supposed to be snow covered. That's just mountain. Oh well.

 

[Moonbear]

I see you had a good time skiing with your Uncle Artman, Franzbear. You're lucky to have such an attentive uncle. Okay kiddo, since you enjoyed that so much, I've arranged for some deep sea diving lessons for you. You seem so talented at everything, I signed you right up for the advanced certification test. Keep the lead skis, you'll need ballast to help you dive. Now, they're going to take you underwater. glug glug glug[/size]
Oh, I guess you'll want tanks too. Well, with the move and all, I've been a bit strapped for cash, so I got these second hand tanks. They're just a little dented. They should still work fine.

Off you go. *bubble bubble bubble*[/size]

Hmm...I wonder if those bubbles coming out of the back of the tank is normal?
*Gives Franzbear the thumbs up*

Well, that's okay, once he gets down a few hundred feet, they'll take those tanks away anyway. Hmmm...I wonder if anyone remembered to tell him about that part of the test so he takes a deep breath before swimming to the surface without the tanks. I shouldn't worry so much, I'm sure the El Cheapo Diving School is totally reputable.

 

[Smurf]

Well, that's okay, once he gets down a few hundred feet, they'll take those tanks away anyway. Hmmm...I wonder if anyone remembered to tell him about that part of the test so he takes a deep breath before swimming to the surface without the tanks. I shouldn't worry so much, I'm sure the El Cheapo Diving School is totally reputable.

Yeah, hope they teach him how to rise properly so he doesn't implode from the changing water pressure.

 

[Artman]

Oh, I guess you'll want tanks too. Well, with the move and all, I've been a bit strapped for cash, so I got these second hand tanks. They're just a little dented. They should still work fine.

Aren't those two different types of tanks? Isn't that one clorine and the other one ammonia? Or is one Propane and the other oxygen? I wonder if his speaker in his mask could set something like that...?

Bloop, bloop, bloop,BLAM!


Yeah I guess it could.

 

[motai]

Dangit when is this thread going to die??

 

[JamesU]

Well, you know how it is, it's just a mother's instinct to want to protect her son from cuss words. I shouldn't shelter Franzbear so much.

Well, as far as I've heard, dive to hell is a much better course, and they don't teach you all that saftey crap! they tell you how to avoid real problems, like domestic violence.

--franzbear's first day at the "dive to hell" diving & dying academy--

Okay, now just put these nice tanks on. don't worry, dive to hell gave us a certificate that said if you were to die, we get $100.00!

ppft! no, don't use those plastic fins! use the ones that uncle artman got you for your birthday, yeah, the concrete ones. ready, 1, 2, 3! JUMP!

*SPLASH!*[/size]

uh oh, is that some of that really sharp coral?!

where's franzbear, I can't see him through all this blood! oh, there he is.

 

[Moonbear]

where's franzbear, I can't see him through all this blood! oh, there he is.

Oh, cool, I was going to suggest we get some chum and see if we can get some sharks into pet, but that'll save us the effort now. Look! I see a fin already. Franzbear, you have to splash around a lot to get the shark to come close enough to pet it.

 

[JamesU]

It looks like franzbear's getting riped to peices...DON'T WORRY, JUST SMACK THE SHARK, IT'LL GO AWAY!

*smack*
*bubble...bubble...*[/size]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
*bubble...*[/size]

 

[Artman]

It looks like franzbear's getting riped to peices...DON'T WORRY, JUST SMACK THE SHARK, IT'LL GO AWAY!

*smack*
*bubble...bubble...*[/size]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
*bubble...*[/size]

That doesn't seem to be working! Don't worry Franzbear, I'll find a way for you to scare away those hungry sharks.

Hummm, now let's see, what could scare away hungry sharks?

<3 hours later>

I couldn't find anything in my attic. Hey, maybe you could use yomamma's avatar...nah that won't keep them away to long...Hey I got it! The perfect thing. Now I have to go and get one. I'll be back soon.

<4 hours later>

Sorry I'm so late Franz, but that sports shoe store I like, you know, the one where I got you your concrete swim fins, was having their Once-in-a-Blue-Moon Sale and I couldn't make up my mind between the new sneakers with the blue strip or the new sneakers that were solid white. What do you think? Can't decide? You're looking kind of blue, (except for the red parts). Okay I guess I'll get the blue ones. Thanks!

<3.5 hours later>

There was a long line at the counter. They thought they were out of my size, just my luck huh, but then they found some. Aren't you happy for me?

Oh, here is what I bought for you to repell the hungry sharks...what's that, they're not so hungry anymore? Does that mean you don't want it? Okay here it is...a 625,000 volt stun gun.

<hands the stun gun to the soaking wet Franzbear>

<ZiiiiiiiiAPPPPPP!>

Oooh look at that, it didn't scare it away afterall, it just pissed it off. Humm, seemed to do more harm to poor franzbear. oh well.

 

[JamesU]

*yanks franzbear out of the water*

I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH DANGEROUS ANIMALS!

*smacks franzbear with his new, steel flippers*

Now, come on, we'd better et you o the lemmè dìe Hospital

no, no, it's pronounced 'lemmay dee'

come on!

 

[Mk]

That was almost 11 hours! Can't let that happen can we? As you may or may not know, I now head the ERAKFA (eh-rak-fah), Extremely Radical Anti Kill Franzbear Association.

 

[Moonbear]

Well, nobody is going to kill Franzbear except me, so you have nothing to worry about MK!

 

[JamesU]

AACHHHEMMM! you are forgetting that my cousin franzbear stated that he would most like to be killed by me, so you'd better go and edit his will pretty soon.

 

[Artman]

Well, nobody is going to kill Franzbear except me, so you have nothing to worry about MK!

In fact, it has been Franzbear's dying wish (on many occasions) to be killed by his uncle Artman.