Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Moonbear said:
Hurry up or you'll be late for school, yomamma! :biggrin:
Oooohh that's cruel. :-p :devil: :-p Don't forget your rubbers (in case it rains). :smile:
 
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  • #8,202
Artman said:
Oooohh that's cruel. :-p :devil: :-p Don't forget your rubbers (in case it rains). :smile:

RUBBERS? HE'S 13!

Oh you meant rubber boots?...hehe...run along now yomamma o:)
 
  • #8,203
I hold the 26-hour record. But moonbear holds the 28 hour record. I consider us equals
 
  • #8,204
yomamma said:
I hold the 26-hour record. But moonbear holds the 28 hour record. I consider us equals
:smile: I haven't even been online in 21 hours, and you still can't kill it! :smile: ( I still don't have proper internet access from home...I can't get the DSL I was waiting for...I must live too far in the middle of nowhere...so now I'm waiting for my cable to be installed, which is also taking forever, so I can get cable internet).
 
  • #8,205
Well you can always attach the WiFi repeaters on the cows and a central dish somewhere in the middle of corn fields :biggrin:
 
  • #8,206
cronxeh said:
Well you can always attach the WiFi repeaters on the cows and a central dish somewhere in the middle of corn fields :biggrin:
:smile: No corn fields, just cows (oh, and noticed during the week that there are lots of calves out there too...veal anyone? :devil: Well, they are black angus.)
 
  • #8,207
Franzbear, are you getting bored by all this chit chat? Let's go and try kite surfing! Doesn't that sound like fun :biggrin: Here's your kite...Uuff...Huuuurraugh...Ufff... :rolleyes: Can you give me a hand with this franzbear? It's a little heavy.

Why is the kite so heavy... :rolleyes: ...No wind yet and the sheets of lead won't fly without wind :rolleyes: :smile:

Here are your new swim trunks...Uuff...Huuuurraugh...Ufff... :rolleyes: Can you give me a hand with this also franzbear?

What's that? Why are they so heavy too? Because they're made of cast iron of course, you silly boy. :biggrin:

Why are they made of cast iron? :rolleyes: It's a material that resists salt water really well. :rolleyes: :approve:

Now here's your chain to attach your kite to the surf board...Uuff...Huuuurraugh...Ufff... What? It's a chain, of course it's heavy.

Why chain? :rolleyes: I want to make sure it stays attached :rolleyes: Yeah that's the ticket. :approve:

Let's launch you from the pier. Why from the pier? :rolleyes: More wind out there where the water is deepest. :rolleyes: :smile: What's that? Where is your surf board? :smile: :smile: :smile: Trust me you won't need one. :biggrin: :devil:

Ready okay jump!

<SPLASH!>

BlubbloopBlubbloopBlub
 
  • #8,208
Franzbear, you're going to learn a musical insturment. But which one...I know the killaphone! I knwo you never heard of it, only torture victims play it.

wrap that around your torso, yes, that happens, here's a pad to wipe the blood. now, put your finger through that, out there, and onto that. Stick this down your throaght, put your lips like that, and, you're ready! let's hear Wolfgang amadeas Mozart's 'Moonlight Sonata'

EEEKK! Squeak! SQWAK! EEE! AAA! ERRR![/size]

that was...um...pretty good :redface: tomorow-- oh, the bleeding's normal, and yess, your internal organs will hemmorhage for awhile. tomorrow, advanced beethoven!
 
  • #8,209
yomamma said:
Franzbear, you're going to learn a musical insturment. But which one...I know the killaphone! I knwo you never heard of it, only torture victims play it...

...that was...um...pretty good :redface: tomorow-- oh, the bleeding's normal, and yess, your internal organs will hemmorhage for awhile. tomorrow, advanced beethoven!
Freebird jam! :biggrin:
 
  • #8,210
I'm always so happy to see Franzbear spending time with his Uncle Artman and Best Buddy Yomamma! :approve: :smile:

Franzbear, your Uncle Artman told me your cast iron swim trunks were chafing a bit, so I got you a present...a body suit. It's made of lead sheets, so will bend to the shape of your body a bit better and be more comfortable. Don't worry, we got a short-sleeved version so you can still reach out and pet the sharks. I know how much you enjoy doing that. After your killophone lesson, you should have plenty of sharks to pet next time you go swimming. :approve:
 
  • #8,211
yomamma said:
I thought I was his cousin. He's already learned to play mary had a little lamb... :redface:
I though he was learning, Mary lost her little limb? :-p
 
  • #8,212
Artman said:
I though he was learning, Mary lost her little limb? :-p
:smile: :smile:
 
  • #8,213
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Doh!
 
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  • #8,214
9 hours for me, not bad

I KILLED THE THREAD FOR NINE HOURS O.O
 
  • #8,215
Franzbear just got back from a killaphone lesson. I got a tutor. He's an ex-convict, satanic, and has severe epileptic seisures every 10 minutes, but he's pretty okay. :smile:
 
  • #8,216
yomamma said:
Franzbear just got back from a killaphone lesson. I got a tutor. He's an ex-convict, satanic, and has severe epileptic seisures every 10 minutes, but he's pretty okay. :smile:
Oh, that's good. Franzbear needs to meet more people. I wouldn't want him to be too sheltered.
 
  • #8,217
OMG, cronxeh! :smile: Good one! :smile:
 
  • #8,218
:smile: :smile: If you want to ignore yourself, imagine how the rest of us feel! :biggrin: :devil: :smile: :-p
 
  • #8,219
Wow... Franzbear is getting quite close to 10,000 posts. Will he be able to go peacefully after that you think?
 
  • #8,220
pfft! no! are you mad?!
 
  • #8,221
He'd be a lot closer to 10,000 if a lot hadn't been deleted. :biggrin:

I fixed my internet connection problem though! Yay! It dawned on me that it might be interference with a neighbor's wireless (their wireless network shows up in my menu from time to time) and not the servers or dialing in long-distance, so tried connecting with a tether (aka- phone cord). Everything was back to my usual speed, so I learned I can change the channel on my airport...something new to me...and I did that and fixed the problem! Yay!

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK![/size]
 
  • #8,222
YAY!

crap, there goes my attemt to kill franzbear[/size]

Well, I took franzbear to see his father, who was drunk on a couch. Bu he really liked franz's killophone playing. He was going to set up for haloween, and the blood he gathered was just delightful!

I hate my mouse :forwn:
 
  • #8,223
yomamma said:
YAY!

crap, there goes my attemt to kill franzbear[/size]
:smile: :devil:

Well, I took franzbear to see his father, who was drunk on a couch. Bu he really liked franz's killophone playing. He was going to set up for haloween, and the blood he gathered was just delightful!
Where is that bum of a father of his?!

I hate my mouse :forwn:
You might need a new keyboard too...yours keeps typing the wrong letters. :biggrin: :smile: :-p
 
  • #8,224
Moonbear said:
Where is that bum of a father of his?!
Franzneitzche has been trveling. from the couch to the refrigerator.I don't think he's coming back, he's had 3 more thread children. he's also been married to these people:

:blushing: :zzz:
 
  • #8,225
Artman said:
Geez, some people just don't trust anyone.





I wonder why? :-p
:smile:

Oh, Franzbear, look at all the pins your step-Daddy Zz brought back for you! Why don't you wear a few of them? Hmm...there do seem to be a lot of them, how will you ever decide? Wait, I have an idea! Let's take the backs off all of them and we'll throw all the pins here on your bed. Okay, now just roll around on them and whichever ones stick, you can wear. :approve:
 
  • #8,226
well, looks like he's bleeding pretty bad. I see we can keep the goofy, minnie, and donald ones :smile:

I heard that sodium Benzoate will heal cuts instantly. I Just happened to have some from dansos' excecut- I mean...Birthday...party :rolleyes:

*rubs sodium benzoate on franzbear*

eww...
 
  • #8,227
What?! No Chip and Dale pins? *sifts through pile of pins and finds Chip and Dale ones...jams them onto Franzbear* You can't deny me Chip and Dale!
 
  • #8,228
moonbear, you're making me use the last of the sofium benzoate! *rubs on franzbear*

Better get m that pluto one too..

*poke*
 
  • #8,229
Tony Robbins.. Hungry

http://www.nlpweekly.com/images/tonyrobbinscartoon.jpg
 
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  • #8,230
Talk about biting someone's head off! :bugeye:
 
  • #8,231
*looks around* *whispers* Is yomamma at school?[/size] Good! *pounces thread and runs with it*
 
  • #8,232
Moonbear said:
*looks around* *whispers* Is yomamma at school?[/size] Good! *pounces thread and runs with it*
*spots Moonbear sprinting out of PF headquarters with the thread* "She's getting away!" *tackles Moonbear, thread goes flying into a nearby sewer drain* "Now look what you've done".
 
  • #8,233
*smaks rocketboy as he runs to get franzbear*

*slap!*

*rinsa after thread*

lemme clean you off... lay down there...

*STOMP, STOMP*

:biggrin: all better
 
  • #8,234
Hmm...someone left this dirty old thread lying around on the ground next to the sewer grate. I don't want it to go to waste, it might come in handy for something. *sticks thread in pocket*
 
  • #8,235
*knocks moonbear to the ground*

oh, sorry. I wasn't looking :redface: I need that thread for...umm...well, monique needs it for beaded jewelry, and she asked me to get it. :rolleyes:

*stick thread in pocket, along with some poison powder*

oh, that, it's...starch :redfcae:
 
  • #8,236
You really need a keyboard that doesn't type the letters in the wrong order. :smile:

*while yomamma is thinking up a witty retort, Moonbear pickpockets the thread, sticks it in a sealed plastic bag so I don't get the poison powder on myself, and tosses it up on the dashboard in the hot sun...umm...to dry off*
 
  • #8,237
pfft! that was the real string for monique's jewelry!

*takes franzbear to the next flight to côte d'lvoire*

*catches a plane there to the congo*

watch out franzbear, there's ebola around. You have to go in the ebola infected areas...so...you can step on them...and...kil...them... :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,238
***dramatic pause***
 
  • #8,239
*pokes Moonbear*
 
  • #8,240
*ties Franzbear around one of cronxeh's roaches, watches a gecko eat the roach, pulls the roach back out* Hey, this is fun! :devil:
 
  • #8,241
meanwhile...

in an underground lab in Canada rocketboy devises a master thread capture plan...

*pulls cover off large device*
*grabs instructions*
"ACME ROCKET ASSEMBLY: follow diagrams carefully"
*throws booklet in the fire*

later...

*posts sign on rocket: "thread safety"*

*moonbear jumps into hide from yomamma, who is running slowly because his mom made him wear his rubber boots to school, he stops to make calculations on his TI-89*

*rocket blasts off, a thread-ionizer-spectromthingy-domelasteromensragal teleports the thread to rocketboys hands*
*waves to the accending rocket*
 
  • #8,242
...then rocketboy realizes the ACME Rocket he bought is a refurbished model from Wyle E. Coyote. The rocket makes a sudden 180 degree turn, and speeds off toward rocketboy. When he's splatted against the side of the mountain and slowly sliding down cartoon-style, Moonbear plucks the thread from his outstretched hand.
 
  • #8,243
Then yomamma sneaks off to france...


okay franzbear, the people here speak french. You have to greet anyone you see on the street with: 'vous ane'
 
  • #8,244
Franzbear loved his first trip to France so much, I'm sure he's just thrilled to be visiting again. Have you been practicing your French etiquette, Franzbear? Obviously you did something wrong running around the airport naked last time. Maybe you weren't supposed to look at people's feet when doing that.
 
  • #8,245
Sorry to interrupt, but does anyone know how fast a squirrel can run? Today I was leaving work and I noticed a squirrel running parallel to my car, I looked and I was doing 20mph, he kept pacing me and wasn't even trying, he was just prancing along. How fast can those things go?
 
  • #8,246
Evo said:
Sorry to interrupt, but does anyone know how fast a squirrel can run? Today I was leaving work and I noticed a squirrel running parallel to my car, I looked and I was doing 20mph, he kept pacing me and wasn't even trying, he was just prancing along. How fast can those things go?
:bugeye: I have no idea! Usually the squirrels I see on the roads aren't out for an afternoon jog, they're the suicidal maniacs that zigzag all over the place before trying to dash under my tires.

*gets tiny little squirrel treadmill and stop watch*
 
  • #8,247
Moonbear said:
Franzbear loved his first trip to France so much, I'm sure he's just thrilled to be visiting again. Have you been practicing your French etiquette, Franzbear? Obviously you did something wrong running around the airport naked last time. Maybe you weren't supposed to look at people's feet when doing that.
well, he has no teeth left after 'greeting' so many french people. He took a bungie jump off the eiffel tower, but we found out that you need a rope :redface: :|

All this wine itsss mkin mi kinduf wuoozee... :rolleyes: <dazed
 
  • #8,248
Moonbear said:
:bugeye: I have no idea! Usually the squirrels I see on the roads aren't out for an afternoon jog, they're the suicidal maniacs that zigzag all over the place before trying to dash under my tires.
This one was headed for a large oak tree. No wishy washy zig zagging. He had a goal.

*gets tiny little squirrel treadmill and stop watch*
:approve:
 
  • #8,249
I'm glad he got past the airport this time. :approve:
 
  • #8,250
No, we're still in the airport :|

which reminds me, we have a flight to Greece in 25 minutes!

<~in greece~>

Franzbear, we need to get you to learn the greek alphabet, you're going to college soon! how will you know your dorm room?!

This is a simple method: I'll say all the letters, and you repeat them to me. If you get one wrong, I give you 100,000 volts of electricity with this tazer.

ready?

alpha! beta! gamma! delta! epsilon! zêta! êta! Theta! Iota! Kappa! Lambda! Mu! Nu! Xi! Omicron! Pi! Rho! Sigma! Tau! Yupsilon! Psi! Chi! Phi! Omega!

[franzbear] umm...alpha, beta delt- ZZZZz- omic-ZZZZzz. I forgot. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz![/franzbear]

Let's try again!
 

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