Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Doc must be one of those guys that answers 'yes' when a woman asks him "are you a doctor??"

Thinking to himself "I am a Doctor.. just not a Medical Doctor" :biggrin:
 
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  • #4,922
DocToxyn said:
I'm compiling a list of human female foot sweat donors, if you want in?! Artman, Huckleberry and Danger volunteered as collectors. :-p :bugeye: Well I haven't really asked them, but I'm pretty sure they're on board.
Now, so I can fill out the proper forms, I need to know, what makes you sweaty?
Danger has a foot aversion, but I'm perfectly willing and able to... I'm up for the job... umm, yeah.

Try crab legs. She loves crab legs. And chocolate. Maybe something spicy.
 
  • #4,923
Huckleberry said:
Danger has a foot aversion
Thanks for getting me out of that one. I was just about to add a link to that other post.
 
  • #4,924
DocToxyn said:
I'm compiling a list of human female foot sweat donors, if you want in?! Artman, Huckleberry and Danger volunteered as collectors. :-p :bugeye: Well I haven't really asked them, but I'm pretty sure they're on board.
Now, so I can fill out the proper forms, I need to know, what makes you sweaty?
Just as long as there's no heat rash involved... :-p The bottom of my feet (and palms of my hands) sweat when I watch something involving heights--like the opening scene to Mission Impossible 2.

Crikey! What's been going on in this thread!?
 
  • #4,925
Mission Imposstible 2? terrible movie
 
  • #4,926
SOS2008 said:
The bottom of my feet (and palms of my hands) sweat when I watch something involving heights--like the opening scene to Mission Impossible 2.

I get the same thing, cold flashy sweats on my palms and feet and they get almost sore or achy. I really don't like heights. :cry:
 
  • #4,927
SOS2008 said:
Crikey! What's been going on in this thread!?
A little of this and a little of that, and a whole lot o nothin'

Just as long as there's no heat rash involved... The bottom of my feet (and palms of my hands) sweat when I watch something involving heights--like the opening scene to Mission Impossible 2.
Are you sure it's not Tom Cruise that is making you sweat? :cool:
 
  • #4,928
cronxeh said:
Doc must be one of those guys that answers 'yes' when a woman asks him "are you a doctor??"

Thinking to himself "I am a Doctor.. just not a Medical Doctor" :biggrin:

Hey, I didn't spend all those years in the lab, just to play around with mice. *sighs, and heads back to lab to look at sweaty mice paws*
 
  • #4,929
Danger said:
Thanks for getting me out of that one. I was just about to add a link to that other post.

Sorry Danger, maybe you can handle the palms. :rolleyes: :biggrin:
 
  • #4,930
SOS2008 said:
The bottom of my feet (and palms of my hands) sweat when I watch something involving heights
DocToxyn said:
I get the same thing, cold flashy sweats on my palms and feet and they get almost sore or achy. I really don't like heights. :cry:
Bah! You're both amateur acrophobes. Something like the crane shots in Lord of the Rings or the rope bridge in Raiders tweaks my pucker factor up by about 2000%, my 'nads crawl up someplace in my chest, and I can't breathe. :redface:

Flying doesn't bother me at all (although I far prefer it as pilot than passenger). I figured it was safe to watch the 3-D space station movie at the Imax in Vegas because it would all be off the ground. To start with, I had to go in the 'handicapped' section because of the steepness and height of the seating. Then the damned movie started with a crane shot looking down on the space shuttle!
 
  • #4,931
I'm so pissed off because I've killed so many threads.

Some people seem to be able to make the comment that just ruins a conversation. I've gone back to the last 100 or so really dead threads and counted up how many times each person was the one named as the last poster. Here's my list of PFs best thread killers:
franzneitzche-ME
MoonbearStill good
tribdog-Evo-tie-Ivan Seeking and Tsu danger
Honorable mentions go to:kerrie, rahmuss, and jimmysnyder :smile:
 
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Huckleberry said:
Are you sure it's not Tom Cruise that is making you sweat? :cool:
:smile: I do admire the many stunts he does himself...
DocToxyn said:
Sorry Danger, maybe you can handle the palms. :rolleyes: :biggrin:
I don't suppose any of you know Rosy Palm? :-p
 
  • #4,933
SOS2008 said:
I don't suppose any of you know Rosy Palm?
I heard of her. Didn't Jungle Jane kick her out for spanking the monkeys? It's all good.
 
  • #4,934
DocToxyn said:
Hey, I didn't spend all those years in the lab, just to play around with mice. *sighs, and heads back to lab to look at sweaty mice paws*

It's sad the things we do in the name of science. I'm starting to realize I miss doing radioimmunoassays. There was nothing better to do on a day when you were feeling lazy (or hung over) than writing numbers on 1000 test tubes.

I'm happy today though. I just read in the news that they are going to map the sheep genome! Woo hoo! Seriously, this is the sort of thing that can totally make my day. :biggrin: They better not find any of Danger's or Artman's genes! :-p
 
  • #4,935
I just found a wonderful source for surrealism.

Morality is subjective. Morality is relative to cultures. God is the source of all moral values. I approve of racism. Racism is right. The cannibalism in New Guinea is right. The caste system in India is right. God exists.
 
  • #4,936
Dinosaurs are extinct. The dinosaurs suffered some catastrophe. The dinosaurs died suddenly. The dinosaurs froze due to a sudden drop in temperature. The dinosaurs were attacked by a lethal virus. The sun's rays were blocked. The Earth's atmosphere was filled with dust due to the impact of a comet.
 
  • #4,937
Moonbear said:
They better not find any of Danger's or Artman's genes! :-p
:rolleyes: Uh... where did they get these sheep? :redface:
 
  • #4,938
Danger said:
:rolleyes: Uh... where did they get these sheep? :redface:

They said the study is being headed up by Utah State. :rolleyes: Maybe this is another of those Mormon geneology studies?

Actually, it'll be conducted in 4 countries, U.S., Britain, New Zealand and Australia (those would be the major sheep producing countries).
 
  • #4,939
We should stop going places. We should develop hydrogen-powered cars. We should go on driving gasoline-powered cars. We should destroy the ozone layer.
 
  • #4,940
Moonbear said:
Actually, it'll be conducted in 4 countries, U.S., Britain, New Zealand and Australia (those would be the major sheep producing countries).
Well, I'm off the hook then. Brewnog and Artman might have some explaining to do.
 
  • #4,941
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is objective. Beauty is observable. Beauty can be seen.

The defendant refuses to take the stand. The defendant confesses. The defendant is guilty.
 
  • #4,942
Danger said:
Well, I'm off the hook then. Brewnog and Artman might have some explaining to do.

Yep. :smile:
 
  • #4,943
Moonbear said:
They said the study is being headed up by Utah State. :rolleyes: Maybe this is another of those Mormon geneology studies?

Actually, it'll be conducted in 4 countries, U.S., Britain, New Zealand and Australia (those would be the major sheep producing countries).
God's existence is necessary. God's existence is impossible. God's existence is contingent. God's existence is a matter of metaphysical luck. The concept of an omnipotent and perfectly good being is coherent.
 
  • #4,944
ow! If you're cleaning your ear with a q-tip and you hit something solid, you should probably stop, right?
 
  • #4,945
Math Is Hard said:
ow! If you're cleaning your ear with a q-tip and you hit something solid, you should probably stop, right?

Generally, that would be a good idea. And if you see the Q-tip coming out the other side, you know you've gone too far. :eek:
 
  • #4,946
Only if:

Mary is in much pain. Mary lacks the capacity to make a rational decision about ending her life. Mary is in no position to know what she will want when she is in much pain. Mary has no right to end her life. Mary has no right to die with dignity.
 
  • #4,947
Danger said:
:rolleyes: Uh... where did they get these sheep? :redface:
Wow, I had heard that New Zealand has several times the amount of sheep that it has human population. I was looking for information on it and found out that New Zealand has a problem with sheep belching. :smile:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/05/0509_020509_belch.html

Looks like they have more than 10 times the number of sheep than they do people. And 90% of their methane emissions are from sheep and bovine belches.
 
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  • #4,948
And Mary had a little lamb. :rolleyes:
 
  • #4,949
Huckleberry said:
Wow, I had heard that New Zealand has several times the amount of sheep that it has human population. I was looking for information on it and found out that New Zealand has a problem with sheep belching. :smile:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/05/0509_020509_belch.html

If you've ever been in close proximity to a sheep belch, you'd fully understand the severity of this problem!
 
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The eye-for-an-eye principle is interpreted literally. The eye-for-an-eye principle is interpreted figuratively. The state must do to criminals what they have done to their victims. The state must torture torturers. The state need only mete out punishments that are proportional to the crime. The state is free to give murderers life imprisonment rather than the death penalty. It is immoral to torture torturers.