Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Yesterday, I lost my calc. along w/ my book

Today, I walked into that class early to get them. and the first thing I see: my friend, playing with the calc. and holding the book. :|
 
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  • #8,302
Maybe you need better friends! :eek:
 
  • #8,303
He was playing with the graph feature, i trust 'm

yovo has made fois gras for us. (you can eat it ) and since franzbear is a vegitarian, he made him an E-coli Veggie burger.
 
  • #8,304
When did Franzbear become vegetarian?! No way! No son of mine is going to be some vegetable killer! Franzbear, sit right down and eat this steak now!
 
  • #8,305
Didn't you see his bumper sticker? I'm not a vegitarian because I like animals, I'm a vegitarian because I hate plants!

and then there's the legalize it sticker...
 
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Good morning yomamma! Don't be late for school! :biggrin:
 
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morning thread http://carboninside.com/brush.gif
 
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Moonbear said:
Good morning yomamma! Don't be late for school! :biggrin:
Don't forget your water resistant footwear. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,309
yomamma said:
Didn't you see his bumper sticker? I'm not a vegitarian because I like animals, I'm a vegitarian because I hate plants!
I like my animals well done.
 
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Artman said:
Don't forget your water resistant footwear. :biggrin:
The lead galoshes or the steel rainboots with the attached wires?
 
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Evo said:
...steel rainboots with the attached wires?
Are these ribbed? :-p
 
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Artman said:
Are these ribbed? :-p
ribbed and lubricated
 
  • #8,313
are we starting the turtle thread again? :eek:
 
  • #8,314
Yeah, it's time for everyone to take their turtles out and give them a good buffing. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,315
o_O Evo's got the season confused.. its Autumn, silly! :biggrin:
 
  • #8,316
But isn't Autumn the time to buff your turtles before the weather gets too cold for them to come out of their shells?

Although I believe Artman described a turtle warmer that might be effective.
 
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Evo said:
But isn't Autumn the time to buff your turtles before the weather gets too cold for them to come out of their shells?
I want to get mine a good spit polish. :-p
 
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"Here's your turtle franzbear"

"...no that's not an alligator silly, it's just your turle is cooler than ours because...um...your so cool"

"Make sure you give it a good polish, don't forget the eyes, rub those extra hard...yes he's already out of his shell...I think he likes you"
 
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Franzbear! stop playing with that turtle, it's one of DocToxyn's favorites! *smacks franzbear*

Now, let's go to the beach to get that out fo our system...


okay...you lie down like this...and when the wave comes, paddle. yes, I'm sure you're supposed to face the wave! ready...paddle! *runs into town*

TSUNAMI!

WHOOOOOOSHHHHHH![/size]

*picks up franzbear from water*

you were supposed to ride it, maybe a bigger wave? ready! Paddle!

*uses ultra-strong electro magnet to pull in asteroids from regions of space*
CRASH! BOOM! WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHH![/size]

okay, that was better, just try to stay under the stratosphere, okay? :redface:
 
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rocketboy said:
"Here's your turtle franzbear"

"...no that's not an alligator silly, it's just your turle is cooler than ours because...um...your so cool"

"Make sure you give it a good polish, don't forget the eyes, rub those extra hard...yes he's already out of his shell...I think he likes you"
Franzbear! Stop playing with your turtle in public! :rolleyes: Boys!
 
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I think franzbear has a weak heart from all his injuries, and will die soon :cry:
never mind it was a good thread while it lasted. :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,322
Don't worry, we can get him a pacemaker. He'll be good as new! :biggrin:
 
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I found a brand new one on the market. it's powerd by microwaves. It says it's safe, wait, what's this small text? except for th...[/size] can't read it :| it must say 'except for those kittens'
 
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yomamma said:
I found a brand new one on the market. it's powerd by microwaves. It says it's safe, wait, what's this small text? except for th...[/size] can't read it :| it must say 'except for those kittens'
yes, those shouldn't be used on kittens, but I hear that's the only exception so franzbear should be fine.
 
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well, it seems to be working fine. except for those violent seizures, but the only last n hour or two :smile:

maybe we should microwave some burritos

*sets time*
*presses start*

franzbear? franzbear?! are you dancing?!
 
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franzbear! stop waving your arms about while you dance! you're going to knock the pot of boiling ...

WHACK!

SIZZLE SIZZLE SIZZLE HISS

RIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!

now look what you've done...you set off the fire alarm!
what's burning?...hey look! your skin is bubbling!
 
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At least he didn't knock over the...

SPLAT! SIZZLE! CRACKLE! SIZZLE![/size]

...um...deep fryer. Here Franzbear, put some butter on that. No, not you silly, the toast. :rolleyes:
 
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ummm...he is toast
 
  • #8,329
Meh, nothing a few years of plastic surgery won't fix.
 
  • #8,330
Coke bottles are made of plastic.
Plasticity.
 
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Mk said:
Coke bottles are made of plastic.
Plasticity.
:confused: :confused: :confused:
 
  • #8,332
I say we take him back to the killthread hospital
 
  • #8,333
I agree...they know him so well they let him skip the waiting room.
 
  • #8,334
I've done franzbear.
 
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arildno said:
I've done franzbear.
:bugeye: :eek: :bugeye:
 
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:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
  • #8,337
you two are bums
 
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cronxeh said:
you two are bums
Nope; franzbear was.
 
  • #8,339
Franzbear is only five years old! :cry: Back off you heathen Norweed.
 
  • #8,340
What are you talking about??
Franz was from Munich, was 45 and was a "bear".
I have no idea what you are referring to.
 
  • #8,341
Franzbear, I've got your new waders...yep, you guessed it, they're made of concrete. The Genco Clothing Store has a wide selection of concrete footwear and accessories. :approve: You can wear them on your next fishing trip with your Uncle Artman. He's going to take you noodling! :biggrin:
 
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evo said:
Franzbear is only five years old!

he is seventeen

moonbear said:
Franzbear, I've got your new waders...yep, you guessed it, they're made of concrete. The Genco Clothing Store has a wide selection of concrete footwear and accessories. You can wear them on your next fishing trip with your Uncle Artman. He's going to take you noodling!

Moonbear, who are you talking to, they just got back from noodling a few hours ago. Franzbear was caught underwater for 5 12 hours! luckily, to make up for it, franzbear caught a 400-pounder, and yovo has started to cook it. yovo found a new technique where you tie something around the fish to make it cook so thie skin come right off...where is franzbear? yovo! did you use franzbear as your-

AHHHHHHHHH![/size]
 
  • #8,343
Well, at least by removing his skin, he won't have any scars from the leeches he picked up while wading.
 
  • #8,344
actually, the leeches removed everything! he's one tough thread...maybe he can do some good with clinical trials...

*at franzbear's first clinical trial: ebola test*

okay franzbear, they're going to put you in that room with the ebola virus and see if you die or not...
 
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*looks around*
PST...yomamma! I got that life insurance for franzbear, we split 50/50? It says in case of scientific testing death we get 15 times the premium!
 
  • #8,346
well, $12,000,000,000 is a lot of money...

okay, 50/50, I get 6 bill. you get 6 bill.[/size]
 
  • #8,347
Hey, where's my cut?
 
  • #8,348
fine, we each get $4,000

the first results have come back and those idiots at savethread found a cure for bola! I told them to give him a placebo!

I'm signing him up for AIDS research.
 
  • #8,349
AIDS is too slow. They need subjects for testing how deadly these new strains of flu are. I think he should join those studies.
 
  • #8,350
Why is this thread still alive? I disappear into oblivion for 3 months and this thing still won't go away? Jeebus christo...
 

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