Uh oh sisters, we've been busted!

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Looks like they're onto us.

Nuns suspended for going on wild Club 18-30 holiday

Twelve American nuns have been suspended from their convent after going on an alcohol and sex fuelled holiday.
http://femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/3052004.htm [Broken]

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:rofl: I love it! They did it to "experience sin" :rofl: How much more honest can you get?
 
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:rolleyes:

Only adds to my theory that sexual repression leads to only bad things. Very bad things.

During the trip it has been claimed the nuns slept with a total of 43 men between them on the two-week trip.
HOLY MOSES!!!!

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If they were only sleeping,then they were making the will of god.If they were awake doing something else,then god must have been sleeping...:tongue2:

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If they were only sleeping,then they were making the will of god.If they were awake doing something else,then god must have been sleeping...:tongue2:

Daniel.

God was in a coma apparently.
 
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Ut Oh sisters, we've been busted!

Big busted? :rofl: :smile:
 
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let's see that's 43 men, 12 nuns, 14 days...

*punches adding machine*

WOW! If I did the accounting right, each sister got herself a new boyfriend just about every four days on average. (someone check that for me, please).

Then there's the possibility that 11 nuns were relatively well-behaved o:) , but there was that one lusty sister who went on a wanton sex-spree. :devil: :wink: :redface:

Also, there may have been 43 men involved, but a single man may have been shared between multiple sisters. I wonder how many possible combinations there could be for 12 nuns and 43 men. This problem most likely should be posed in another forum. :biggrin:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
*punches adding machine*

WOW! If I did the accounting right, each sister got herself a new boyfriend just about every four days on average. (someone check that for me, please).

Then there's the possibility that 11 nuns were relatively well-behaved o:) , but there was that one lusty sister who went on a wanton sex-spree. :devil: :wink: :redface:

Also, there may have been 43 men involved, but a single man may have been shared between multiple sisters. I wonder how many possible combinations there could be for 12 nuns and 43 men. This problem most likely should be posed in another forum. :biggrin:
I think you like the idea of wanton naughty nuns a little too much for your own good.
 
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I think you like the idea of wanton naughty nuns a little too much for your own good.
er...maybe :redface:
 
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Approximately 4 men per day per nun...One every 6 hours...That's interesting...

Daniel.


P.S.Yes,math is hard... :tongue2:
 
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dextercioby said:
P.S.Yes,math is hard... :tongue2:
Apparently, chastity is harder. :wink:
 
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Apparently, chastity is harder. :wink:

Yeah, and thats a fact.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Apparently, chastity is harder. :wink:
I try to stay away from men named Chastity. If one of the other sisters is into that, she's welcome to him. :tongue:
 
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Apparently, chastity is harder.
I try to stay away from men named Chastity. If one of the other sisters is into that, she's welcome to him. :tongue:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
This one is invaluable !!!
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I can't believe any man would sleep with a nun. I mean, c'mon, her old man is The Big J.C. for cryin' out loud!!!
 
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They were only experiencing sin !
How can you tell something is bad for you before you tried it ? :tongue2:

More seriously, Christ is forgiving, and he must be because we are so fool in any case !
 
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I can't believe any man would sleep with a nun. I mean, c'mon, her old man is The Big J.C. for cryin' out loud!!!
LOL! Yeah, how do you sneak out the window carrying your clothes when he's everywhere. :rofl:
 
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LOL! Yeah, how do you sneak out the window carrying your clothes when he's everywhere. :rofl:
<snark!> worse than messing around with Mrs. Claus. :rofl: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
 
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I can't believe any man would sleep with a nun. I mean, c'mon, her old man is The Big J.C. for cryin' out loud!!!
Are you kidding? Men will sleep with anyone. Especially a virgin nun! I wonder how many of the nuns seduced the men with their nun suits (lol, whatever they are called) still on. Those suits are hot, almost as good as a french maid suit :tongue2:


edit... I wonder what the guys said to their buds? Maybe something like: Yeah had a nun last night, she said I was worth the sin. :cool:
 
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Are you kidding? Men will sleep with anyone. Especially a virgin nun! I wonder how many of the nuns seduced the men with their nun suits (lol, whatever they are called) still on. Those suits are hot, almost as good as a french maid suit :tongue2:
They're called "habits".
 
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Evo said:
They're called "habits".
What's called 'habits'?

Men sleeping with nuns?
Or nuns seducing men?
Or both?

They would have loved Rasputin wouldn't they. He's the priest who was determined to prove how forgiving God was by committing and being forgiven for every sin imaginable. (He also gave advice on how Nicholas and Alexandria should rule Russia. Strange person and a very interesting story.)
 
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They're called "habits".
Yeah, mine's very sexy. I belted in the waistline with my rosary beads, and slit the skirt up to here *points to where the slit ends* and if you remove the white collar, the neckline is actually very flattering. The 6" stiletto heels aren't exactly standard issue, but as long as they're black, I think they still work with the outfit okay.
 
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My habit isn't quite regulation either..

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/nun.gif
 
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:surprised :bugeye: Nice,really nice,a mouth-watering picture indeed... :!!) :tongue2:

Daniel.
 
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My habit isn't quite regulation either..

http://www.geocities.com/thesquarerootoftwo/photos/nun.gif

Oooh La La!! :tongue2:
 

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