What Are the Layers of Physicsforums and How Do They Relate to Hens?

[natia]

Hello physicsforums!

i am a newbie here and like this place very very VERY!
hope not to bother you too much ;)

 

[Astronuc]

Hello, natia!

Welcome to PF and GD.

 

[rocketboy]

Hello physicsforums!

i am a newbie here and like this place very very VERY!
hope not to bother you too much ;)

no worries...if anything it will be us that end up bothering you! (just kidding welcome to PF natia!)

 

[Hootenanny]

I thought all new members got a Fish? Where's the FISH?!

 

[Sir.Aaron]

Welcome to PF

 

[Astronuc]

I thought all new members got a Fish? Where's the FISH?!

No, that's Phish, or Phyti, or Ghoti

 

[russ_watters]

If you accidentally step on any penguins, don't sweat it. It happens all the time here.

 

[Danger]

Welcome, Natia. I believe that Evo said something about a refrigeration problem that put a temporary halt to the 'Welcome Fish' tradition. There's still some of Tsu's birthday cake lying around somewhere, though.
Don't worry about bothering us. As long as you stay away from the subjects of perpetual motion or aeroplanes on conveyor belts, we're pretty easy to get along with.

And stepping on penguins is actually encouraged. It's fun, emotionally satisfying, and easy (they're not very quick).

 

[TuviaDaCat]

Prepare The Newbie Ritual!

 

[natia]

Newbie Ritual? which one? oh no! where am i? whooooooops! WHAT THE ...! oh it was a fish! a fish! I've just squashed a fi... or is it a penguin?

tu-du-du... tuu-du-duuuuu... agrh what a nasty smell!

well, if the ritual isn't going to hurt me - I'm ready :)

by the way, Danger, what do you think about creating a jet that can take off from the moving conveyor belt by means of the energy developed during the transformation of gravity into ice and further usage of penguin brute force? I've the theory developed and can email you all the plots ;)

 

[franznietzsche]

Wait, this one wasn't scared off by the fish?

THROW MORE FISH!

*thwap*


Direct hit!

 

[scorpa]

Welcome !

 

[Evo]

Wait, this one wasn't scared off by the fish?

THROW MORE FISH!

*thwap*


Direct hit!

Oooh, good shot! That one had to hurt.

There are fish in the new freezer behind the welcome tent. There is also a supply of sea urchins, be careful, those spines hurt!

Welcome natia!

Wait, something's wrong with the smileys, are we missing one?

We need a fish smiley.

 

[Danger]

what do you think about creating a jet that can take off from the moving conveyor belt by means of the energy developed during the transformation of gravity into ice and further usage of penguin brute force?

Begone with your crackpottery! Everyone knows that if there's a penguin involved it can't possibly work.

 

[Lisa!]

Welcome to PF, natia!

Ah people, what's happened to you? You've not scared this 1 off?[/color][/size]

 

[Math Is Hard]

Welcome, natia!

 

[natia]

Welcome, natia!

Thanks Lisa, Math Is Hard (hmm, is it?)!
i'm sorry for the delay - there is so much fish in my place...

Glad to announce, that You all are invited for a fish-party on 33-th september! in the end everyone will be served a fried penguin!

P.S. bring beer with you... guys-n-girls under 21 are not allowed, or will have to leave before 11 PM... ;)

 

[JamesU]

pengwuino won't like the fried penguin idea

 

[turbo]

pengwuino won't like the fried penguin idea

Depends how he is fried, perhaps. Literally or figuatively. Literally might be a problem. He'll be easy to catch, if you want to pursue "literally". Waddle, waddle, waddle.

 

[natia]

those who think friying a penguin is a problem may order boiled penguin. however prepare to pay $0.01 and send a corresponding notificatio to jemand@niemand.jop
be quick! deadline is today at 29:78 AM!

 

[Evo]

Welcome to PF, natia!

Ah people, what's happened to you? You've not scared this 1 off?[/color][/size]

I know, the force is strong in this one. Usually a direct hit with a fish does them in.

 

[JamesU]

we could try showing this one one of the sisters' morning faces :

*runs and hides*

 

[turbo]

we could try showing this one one of the sisters' morning faces :

*runs and hides*

If the force in this one can withstand that kind of shock, we will need emergency counter-measures - quick, pull my finger!

 

[Danger]

we will need emergency counter-measures - quick, pull my finger!

Amateur!
With one good pizza and a dozen beers, I can lay waste to you and any army of your choosing... no finger-pulling required (and definitely not recommended).

 

[Blahness]

Hello, and welcome!

You probably won't see me again for about a year or so, so, nice to meet you, see ya!

 

[natia]

Blahness! Nice to hear from You! Hope this will really grow out in an annual tradition!

 

[turbo]

Amateur!
With one good pizza and a dozen beers, I can lay waste to you and any army of your choosing... no finger-pulling required (and definitely not recommended).

Don' start no ground-war in Asia, buddy. I don' need no steekin' beer and pizza! Ogres got layers.

 

[Danger]

We have layers here too, but we call them 'hens'. They inevitably end up in a deep-fryer.