I see the problem. It is right to say that the angle of the section you are looking at will keep increasing with respect to the x-axis. If I understand this correctly, the angle will approach 90 degrees. 180 degrees would mean it is parallel to the x-axis if you are measuring with respect to it.
You can look at it from the angles all you want and that is perfectly correct. However, while every function that does have an asymptote does approach an angle just like the parabola, that is not sufficient grounds to conclude that IF a function approaches an angle THEN it is asymptotic. It's true that asymptotic functions do that. But it is not true that all functions that do that are asymptotic. Tricky, tricky.
The way I like to break it down is this. There is a group of functions that approach a given angle. Some of them are asymptotic, but not all of them. Why? Because an asymptote means the functions can never quite get to some value or other that it gets real close to, and as a result has this angle business. But for a parabola, the function can take in any x value and output any y value. (Not every x is paired with every y.) Actually, it only outputs every y value equal or greater than the bottom of the parabola, of equal to or less than the top if it is pointing down.
The point is: the function must lack the ability to reach a certain VALUE and approach that value arbitrarily closely. I think the difficulty is that, although the parabola gets steeper and steeper, it still keeps going. You just have to back up and "look at" more.
What might break your spell is this. The parabola can take in ANY x value as its input. The height is the x value squared. Where is the y value? Well, it is straight above the x! So if we can do this for any x value, then we might as well be plotting y = x because that does the same thing. It takes in a "width" and outputs a "height" directly above it. Alas, the x in y = x is not squared so the heights are not as high, but that does not matter. That has to do with the shape not the relationship I am talking about here (how y's get mapped from the x).
If there is a shift left or right, it goes over that many units so its no problem. Just shift your axes and you are back to the original. Same for up or down.
To repeat, anywhere on the x-axis you choose, there is a y some distance above the x. The thing is not limited by width and certainly not by height, although it can't go above/below the vertex or whatever it's called.