Sumo said:
So if you carry this reasoning back to the beginning of the universe, should there not be some frame that has never undergone any acceleration?
You shouldn't be talking about "frames" here, but about timelike geodesics. There are such curves in FLRW spacetime, and a clock moving as described by one one of them would display the time coordinate of the coordinate system that everyone uses when they're working with FLRW spacetimes. I don't know if there's a standard name for them. FLRW coordinates?
LostConjugate said:
That clock would have accelerated in the big bang,
Not true. One way to see that: What direction would it accelerate in? (Assume that the universe is homogeneous and isotropic).
LostConjugate said:
so it would be in a non-inertial frame.
It doesn't really make sense to say that an object "is" in a specific frame. I know a lot of people do that, but that doesn't make it right. If you want to say that an object has velocity 0 in a specific frame, just say
that. In this case, you should be saying that it's not doing geodesic motion, or that it's accelerating in some specific local inertial frame.
LostConjugate said:
Acceleration is just the change from reference frame to reference frame,
Coordinate acceleration is the second derivative of the spatial coordinate with respect to the time coordinate. Proper acceleration is a measure of the deviation from non-geodesic motion. Its value is equal to the coordinate acceleration in the comoving inertial frame (at least in SR).
Sumo said:
Well what I mean is, imagine a scenario with the Earth and a spaceship some distance from it. The Earth is hit by an asteroid which causes it to accelerate and drift away from the spaceship. Now because the Earth is the one that accelerated, a clock there would run slower than on the ship, correct?
Expressed in the coordinate system we'd associate with the motion of the ship, yes. But not in the coordinate system we'd associate with the motion of the Earth.
Sumo said:
Now apply the twin paradox, one twin accelerates away in a second spaceship and the other remains on earth. The twin that moves away simply accelerates so that he is stationary relative to the first spaceship. Now his clock should be running slower than the clock on earth, but since he is stationary relative to the first ship his clock should be at the same rate as that one, but the original ships clock is moving faster than the Earth's clock. So how does that work?
For standard questions about the twin paradox, please see almost any of the hundreds of other threads about it.
I also suggest that you stop thinking about clocks as "running faster" or "running slower". They always do what they're supposed to, which is to measure the proper time of the curve in spacetime that represents its motion.