-- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
-- Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
-- You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only "10" I see!
-- Nice dress. It would look even better crumpled up in a corner of my room.
-- Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? I keep seeing myself in your pants.
-- Pardon me, miss, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?
-- Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Huberta?
-- That dress looks great on you. As a matter of fact, so would I.
-- Hey baby, you want to see something swell?
-- Was your father a farmer? You sure have grown some nice melons!
-- You know what would look good on you? Me!
-- Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
-- Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
-- If I follow you home, will you keep me?
-- I'd like to name your legs "Thanksgiving" and "Christmas." Would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?
-- Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your teeth. Mind if I lick it off?
-- Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
-- Excuse me, is your dress felt? No? Would you like it to be?
-- Wanna play gynaecologist?
-- Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
-- You know what I like about you? My arms.
-- Will it bother you if I sleep in the nude?
from
http://www.maledicta.org/
That will get her hot alright!
) : "You're pretty as a picture and I'd love to hang you."
