Are Kilts Only for Men with Scottish Heritage?

[wolram]

A remote relative of mine wears a kilt with pride, for heavens sake i would feel so much like a girl, could you wear a kilt.

 

[drizzle]

Absolutely!


Don't forget to post pics wolram.

 

[micromass]

I wouldn't be ashamed to wear a kilt if somebody were to ask me. Then again I've been known to wear womans make-up in an oral exam

 

[BobG]

Wearing a kilt on the high plains of Colorado on a hot summer day where windy days are days with 45 mph winds (the normal days only have 25 mph winds)?

Woohoo!

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I want to know who's going to wear a Mini-kilt.

 

[Loren Booda]

If I had some matching pipes.

 

[dlgoff]

If I had some matching pipes.

Here you go.

 

[CFDFEAGURU]

Only if i could scream "FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM".

 

[Astronuc]

I'd wear a kilt. I need to get on in the family (mom's side) tartan.

 

[Proton Soup]

maybe if there were beer and cabers involved

 

[Borek]

No problem, I have shapely legs.

 

[mege]

I got married in a kilt :)

We had pipes for the processional and recessional, but did not include any of more 'non-traditional' highland parts to the ceremony.

All of the guys in the wedding party wore one (including our dads, hers had never worn one before).

I also own 2 different Utilikilts which fit differently than modern 'real' kilts, but they're still very comfortable.

If I remember, I'll post a picture or two when I get home.

On wind: do you realize how heavy kilts are? :p They stay down VERY well.

 

[Chi Meson]

My Scottish uncle was a singer/actor who would dress in full working-class-Sunday-best tartan to perform Burns' Suppers etc. One day about 20 years ago. while we were visiting, and walking through Glasgow, a bunch of pre-teen boys who were on the other side of a chain-link fence started taunting my uncle (he was suited up for a performance he did in a park):

"Oy! Are ye a Trrroo Scotsman?" "Have ye got a wee black dog too?" "Are ye wearing any knickers [underwear]?" "There's an Englishman he's trrrryin' tae kill ye!" "Och Aye! He's a trrroo Scotsman!"

It was so weird to hear these very Scottish boys mock the most prevalent icon of being Scottish. This is when it hit me: men DON'T wear kilts in Scotland, unless it is Sunday, or a wedding, or if they are in a Scottish regiment. In Scotland, men wear black cotton twill trousers. I have seen more people "walking around in kilts" here in the US then I have seen doing so in Scotland (stands to reason, since I don't actually live there).

Tha' doesnae answer the question, but. Would I wear a kilt? At a wedding, perhaps, if someone sprang for the $1000 for a decent getup. Cheap kilts look like skirts.

 

[wolram]

No problem, I have shapely legs.

May be you could do a photo shop, to give us a look, other wise i can only guess you have knobbly knees.

 

[Borek]

May be you could do a photo shop, to give us a look, other wise i can only guess you have knobbly knees.

I have hands and arms like sticks, but normal legs. But my legs are tanned in a funny way at the moment, so I look like an idiot and I am not going to take pictures. Last weeks I spent at least an hour a day on bike on average, in a lycra bike shorts, which means brown knees, white front of the leg below knee, sharp end of the tan in the mid thigh, and brown calf. Typical - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tan_line#Biker.27s_tan.

Good that I bought new shorts, with slightly longer legs than the previous ones, at least the end of the tan is no longer visible.

 

[DaveC426913]

I intend to buy and wear a kilt to my cousin's wedding in Scotland this September. Got to find one with the "County Cork" pattern.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

I don't typically wear anything outside that is shorter than a pair of pants personally. I might consider it for some sort of occasion though. There are a couple of people that frequent the bar I go to that wear kilts out just for fun.

 

[DaveC426913]

There are a couple of people that frequent the bar I go to that wear kilts out just for fun.

What those are - are girls. You really need to get out more.

 

[Chi Meson]

No

No

GOD NO!

If I went to FIFA football game, especially against England, this is what you wear.

 

[Triple_D]

Nope. Not going to wear one. You couldn't make me wear one. And even if you could make me wear one, you couldn't make me like it.

 

[wolram]

I want to see a pic of Astro in a kilt, he would make a great Highlander.

 

[DaveC426913]

Not sure what the objection is.

Kilt are very manly.

 

[Chi Meson]

Not sure what the objection is.

Kilt are very manly.

I don't generally disagree, but see pics 3 and 5 and you can tell:

not all kilts work for all men.

 

[Astronuc]

I want to see a pic of Astro in a kilt, he would make a great Highlander.

I'm a Highlander on my mom's side.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I'm a Highlander on my mom's side.

Sounds like pro wrestling.

 

[Loren Booda]

If you've ever got caught in a zipper, a kilt may seem like a good idea. I noticed that some of them even come with their own caber-protection.

Have any women yet posted on this thread?

 

[lisab]

Not sure what the objection is.

Kilt are very manly.

If a man thinks wearing a kilt is manly, then he's super hot wearing one :!).

If he's not sure, he really shouldn't wear one .

 

[BobG]

If a man thinks wearing a kilt is manly, then he's super hot wearing one :!).

If he's not sure, he really shouldn't wear one .

This post needs pictures!

http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.fortunecity.com/bally/tallow/51/boots.gif&sa=X&ei=NWzxTaDEDIL4sAOCm-CjDg&ved=0CAQQ8wc4FQ&usg=AFQjCNEZk1y00yDXhocwrVK-BOCptTqrAA

 

[Triple_D]

Not sure what the objection is.

Kilt are very manly.

Well, of course, customs differ throughout the world.

Certainly a kilt is considered manly in Scotland, and you have to respect them for keeping their heritage alive. But where I grew up, a guy walking around in a skirt, would not be called manly.

 

[dlgoff]

If a man thinks wearing a kilt is manly, then he's super hot wearing one :!).

Dang. Now you've got me wanting to wear one.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I'd like to have a skirt made from my family's tartan (Chisholm). I don't know if it's called a kilt if a woman wears it.

 

[DaveC426913]

But where I grew up, a guy walking around in a skirt, would not be called manly.

That would be called ignorance. In that place they do not know what kilts are, and somehow think they are skirts. That says nothing about the wearer and a lot about the onlooker.

 

[DaveC426913]

not all kilts work for all men.

Quite true. I was going to mention that.

Manly men can wear kilts. It does not work so well on ... slighter men.

If a man thinks wearing a kilt is manly, then he's super hot wearing one :!).

If he's not sure, he really shouldn't wear one .

An excellent point!

There are many fashionable things that a confident man can pull off quite well that a man less sure of himself should not attempt.

 

[OmCheeto]

hmmm...

I seem to remember someone in a kilt.

Ah ha!

[PLAIN]http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs903.snc4/71675_167791689903463_100000178992764_606137_3443310_n.jpg

Kilt undies. (Guy just to the right of https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=3002458&postcount=3988".)

I want a pair of those.

And a gun like that to shoot anyone who says I look like a girlie man in them...

 

[Triple_D]

That would be called ignorance. In that place they do not know what kilts are, and somehow think they are skirts. That says nothing about the wearer and a lot about the onlooker.

Don't be silly.

It could also be called arrogance on the part of the people who wear them. Just because they wear them in one part of the world, does not mean everyone has to agree with it. Knowing what it is, and believing it is proper attire for a man, are two different things.

Like I said, different cultures in different parts of the world.

 

[mege]

I'd like to have a skirt made from my family's tartan (Chisholm). I don't know if it's called a kilt if a woman wears it.

Women can wear modern kilts*, and they're, well, kilts (women will wear kilts as part of uniforms for bands, dance troupes etc the same as men). Though, a woman in a kilt is different than a woman wearing a skirt that happened to be out of the tartan (both are totally fine). Growing up I have distinct memories of my Great-Grandmother wearing dresses out of our family tartan. Now, however, the women in my family all have sashes and scarves made out of our tartan for events where they'd want to 'represent' (and my wife was given one as a wedding gift).

*Modern kilts are different than the older great kilts. Modern kilts are fabricated into one garment that folds around the waist and lap, whereas the older great kilts (think Braveheart) are just one huge piece of fabric (sometimes pleated) that is folded in a manner that works for dressing (more akin to a toga, but without the 'sleeves' that a toga would have). Modern kilts are acceptable for women, but great kilts not as much.

But where I grew up, a guy walking around in a skirt, would not be called manly.

There's a saying: it's only a skirt if you wear underwear with it.
;)

 

[zoobyshoe]

I'd wear a kilt, if I could find one slutty enough.

 

[Danger]

I'm a Highlander on my mom's side.

Holy crap... we might be related.
My background diversity is such that I refer to myself as a MacMcSpic. I'm 1/4 each of Highland Scots and Lowland Scots, 1/4 Irish, and the rest is a mix of English, Spanish, and African. The Spanish part comes from being "Black Irish", which was a result of the Spanish armada crashing on the shores of Ireland.
I am (and I can prove it) a direct descendant of Robert. Since I have legs like a sparrow, it has never crossed my mind to appear in a kilt. I will, however, if a friend or family member requests it. For the record, my family tartan is the Royal Stewart. Robert never had one of his own, but William Wallace and the Stewart clan took him in and considered him kin. My grandmother's maiden name, in fact, was Bruce.
All of the foregoing is entirely useless when it comes to trying to get a job.

 

[Borek]

I am (and I can prove it) a direct descendant of Robert.

Not that I want to ruin your day, but... if I understand things correctly that was around 30 generations back in time. Assuming 10% of kids are bastards (in most cases unknowingly to their fathers), your chances of being a direct descendant are in the range of 0.9^{30}, that is about 4.2%. In practice higher, as even a bastard could be a Robert descendant, unknowingly to his family.

 

[DaveC426913]

Don't be silly.

It could also be called arrogance on the part of the people who wear them. Just because they wear them in one part of the world, does not mean everyone has to agree with it. Knowing what it is, and believing it is proper attire for a man, are two different things.

Like I said, different cultures in different parts of the world.

Exactly my point. If they knew they were kilts and still thought they were inappropriate, that would be fine, and I would be in complete agreement with you.

But if they think they're skirts then that's plain ignorance.


If I went to India and saw all the men who wear sherwanis, I might think it's an unappealing and inappropriate look. No problem there.

But if I thought the men were wearing women's evening dresses, it would be because I am ignorant.

 

[arildno]

I'd wear a kilt, if I could find one slutty enough.

 

[Chi Meson]

Not that I want to ruin your day, but... if I understand things correctly that was around 30 generations back in time. Assuming 10% of kids are bastards (in most cases unknowingly to their fathers), your chances of being a direct descendant are in the range of 0.9^{30}, that is about 4.2%. In practice higher, as even a bastard could be a Robert descendant, unknowingly to his family.

Some of my students have called ME a bastard. Does that mean I'm descended from the Bruce?

 

[Danger]

Some of my students have called ME a bastard. Does that mean I'm descended from the Bruce?

I suffer the luxury of being both.

Borek, I fully understand your point. You seem to have overlooked, however, the part about my grandmother's name being traced back to the origin.
By the bye, "Bruce" was originally a title rather than a name. Gramp's was referred to as Robert the Bruce, not Robert Bruce. Good on ya, Chi, for referring to him as such.

 

[Triple_D]

But if they think they're skirts then that's plain ignorance.

Oh come on, Dave. You don't seriously think I'm making this up out of ignorance, do you? More than one dictionary defines a kilt as follows:

Definition of KILT: a knee-length pleated skirt usually of tartan worn by men in Scotland and by Scottish regiments in the British armies

A few references:

The Free Dictionary

Merriam-Webster (see noun)

http://dictionary.reverso.net/english-definition/kilt

Dictionarist

I'm sure there are a few others, also.

So there you have a formal definition of "kilt". Looks like I'm not the ignorant one after all.

Peace brother.

 

[Danger]

Trip, I'm going to partially come to Dave's defense here.
Although I usually go by strict dictionary definitions (usually just to piss someone off), the term 'skirt' in normal North American culture indicates women's clothing. I agree with both you and the dictionaries that a kilt is technically a skirt, but I can't fault Dave for disputing the term based upon common usage. Several members of my Legion branch's pipe and drum corps would knock someone into the middle of next week for referring to the kilt as a skirt.

As a side-note... the highlanders used kilts for everyday wear. They fought naked.

 

[arildno]

By the bye, "Bruce" was originally a title rather than a name. Gramp's was referred to as Robert the Bruce, not Robert Bruce. Good on ya, Chi, for referring to him as such.

Not quite.

The "the" is an anglification of the French "de", and Robert the Bruce's dad was Robert de Brus.

So, Brus is a place-name, not a title.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_de_Brus,_6th_Lord_of_Annandale

The founder of the Bruce dynasty, a Norman by birth became Lord of Annandale in 1124:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_de_Brus,_1st_Lord_of_Annandale
According to that link, "Brus" is Brix near Cherbourg.

 

[Triple_D]

I'll quote my first post, just in case a few people missed it.

Well, of course, customs differ throughout the world.

Certainly a kilt is considered manly in Scotland, and you have to respect them for keeping their heritage alive.

You guys are the ones making a big deal about the term "skirt". Not me.

 

[Danger]

Arildno, you are such an irritating little creature that I sometimes wonder why I love you like a brother.
That Wiki article is not even close to accurate. For one thing, Uncle Bob's mother was one of your fellow Scandinavians. (Not a Norweed, but close...)

 

[arildno]

Which Robert are you talking about?

the Bruce (whose mom was marjorie), de Brus the sixth, de Bruce the first??

 

[Danger]

Which Robert are you talking about?

the Bruce (whose mom was marjorie), de Brus the sixth, de Bruce the first??

The one with the pet spider...