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The Bob said:
Why are we talking about Jellyfish?
As noted above, Alfred E. showed nothing can escape from jellyfish, so this thread can't either.

Why might someone assume this thread could escape?
 
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plover said:
Why might someone assume this thread could escape?


Because the person that started this thread was Steve McQueen.

Why would this thread want to escape from jellyfish?
 
jimmy p said:
Because the person that started this thread was Steve McQueen.

Why would this thread want to escape from jellyfish?

It wouldn't. It needs the poison. :smile:

How much wood would a woodchucker chuck if a wood chucker could chuck wood?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
How much wood would a woodchucker chuck if a wood chucker could chuck wood?

The Bob (2004 ©)


I once read in "Woodchucker Monthly" (a delightful read) that if the average wood chucker could chuck wood, then the average woodchucker would chuck around 600 board feet per hour. However it doesn't specify if it were Balsa wood or Ironwood.

How much oil could a woodchucker boil if he was using a gumboiler?
 
jimmy p said:
How much oil could a woodchucker boil if he was using a gumboiler?

20 gallons in an hour.

Next question?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
Next question?

The Bob (2004 ©)

No.

How can that be considered a question?
 
jimmy p said:
No.

How can that be considered a question?

I don't know. Thought I might try it.

What is the best flavour of crisps? :-p

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
I don't know. Thought I might try it.

What is the best flavour of crisps? :-p

The Bob (2004 ©)


I recently sampled Flame Grilled Unicorn Steak crisps, and when dipped in creamed Dodo, produces a wonderful tingling on the taste buds.

What is best to dip weird purple jellycrips into?
 
jimmy p said:
I recently sampled Flame Grilled Unicorn Steak crisps, and when dipped in creamed Dodo, produces a wonderful tingling on the taste buds.

What is best to dip weird purple jellycrips into?

Unfortunately, it is Pigeon Vomit.

Why do Unicorns only have one horn?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
Why do Unicorns only have one horn?

'Cause they're not 2 horny !

And what all this gibberish about "questions" ? : Can't you guys spell ? Darned school system...what's it come to anyway ?

Okay, you don't have to answer that - it was rhetorical.

I just had a sandwich for dinner : peanut butter and jellyfish 'n' chips. Not too bad. What should I get for dessert ?
 
Gokul43201 said:
'Cause they're not 2 horny !

And what all this gibberish about "questions" ? : Can't you guys spell ? Darned school system...what's it come to anyway ?

Okay, you don't have to answer that - it was rhetorical.

I just had a sandwich for dinner : peanut butter and jellyfish 'n' chips. Not too bad. What should I get for dessert ?

Banana and Pigeon Vomit.

What do you think you should drink?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
Gokul43201 said:
After that dessert, hemlock would be welcome.

I keep forgetting how to diagonalize the smoked hamiltonian, in Jeliium Mechanics. Can someone help me with that ?

Erm... I can't so let's have two question in Tangent and hope they met up.

Why do chips not have teeth?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
Erm... I can't so let's have two question in Tangent and hope they met up.

Why do chips not have teeth?

The Bob (2004 ©)


So that dentists don't get confused when you have chipped teeth.

How come mushed up chocolate ice-cream has the consistency of diarrhoea?
 
jimmy p said:
How come mushed up chocolate ice-cream has the consistency of diarrhoea?
This is because it is diarrhoea.

Why does these sentence make not a smell of sense in a sensical way?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
It depends on the way the wind blows.

Why was Godel suffering from being certain to be ill ?
 
because the egg came first.

Why is the title of this thread backwards ?
 
Because God Deemed it so

Which pole is farther north?
 
Stupid...

If you ask a stupid question to a "stupid" person do you get a stupid answer? Have I worded that correctly? If so,

Consider this.

Depends on the person and what his intelligence level and stupidity levels are percentaged at and what given direction. There is no such person who can be called "stupid" ... and no answer reply that is (given) is EVER a loss for thought.

Werdas'
 
Smurf said:
Because God Deemed it so

Which pole is farther north?

Ossineke, Michigan, which is 1/2 way between the equator and the North Pole.

Ps: This is the best answer I can think of

Werdas'
 
Werdatothewise said:
Ossineke, Michigan, which is 1/2 way between the equator and the North Pole.

Ps: This is the best answer I can think of

Werdas'

And where is your question?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
And where is your question?

Answer: Due to some technical difficulties with time, the question is running late. Weirdas, AMW Bonfire.com, Microsoft and God all apologize for any inconvenience caused. The question should be up and running within the year.

New Question: (Beta version, v0.3) Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?



*DISCLAIMER: This question is version Beta 0.3, and as such it has not been completely tested. We (Members of Physics Forums, particularly The Bob... yes, let's blame him...) accept full responsibility for any damage caused to your computer, you, your family or your christmas dinner. The Bob would like to apologize in advance for any damage caused, but he can't be bothered. Again, he wishes to take full responsibilty... nae, take full credit for damages caused.

**DISCLAIMER 2: AMW Bonfire (Andy) does not take responsibilty for any damage caused to The Bob's reputation, whether intentional or unintentional. However, he apologizes for any loss of sales resulting from and defacement of The Bob and The Bob's products/services.

Thankyou.

Andy
AMW Bonfire


P.S. Sorry Bob! I was only joking! :-p
 
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amwbonfire said:
Answer: Due to some technical difficulties with time, the question is running late. Weirdas, AMW Bonfire.com, Microsoft and God all apologize for any inconvenience caused. The question should be up and running within the year.
This was the start of it. :biggrin:

amwbonfire said:
*DISCLAIMER: This question is version Beta 0.3, and as such it has not been completely tested. We (Members of Physics Forums, particularly The Bob... yes, let's blame him...) accept full responsibility for any damage caused to your computer, you, your family or your christmas dinner. The Bob would like to apologize in advance for any damage caused, but he can't be bothered. Again, he wishes to take full responsibilty... nae, take full credit for damages caused.

**DISCLAIMER 2: AMW Bonfire (Andy) does not take responsibilty for any damage caused to The Bob's reputation, whether intentional or unintentional. However, he apologizes for any loss of sales resulting from and defacement of The Bob and The Bob's products/services.
Oh man. :smile: I read this and cracked up... erm.. I mean... I was very annoyed. :smile:

***DISCLAIMER 3 (THE BOB): AMW Bonfire is/was not in a position to disclaim me as a reason for problems or damages. I would, therefore, like to forward the responsibility to AMW.INC (or was it PLC?? :-p ). Please complain to the following address:

AMW Bonfire Limited (AMW.INC or AMW.PLC)
Someplace in Bonfire Land
Nuts
PO23 YTF

amwbonfire said:
P.S. Sorry Bob! I was only joking! :-p
I know. Me too. :biggrin:

amwbonfire said:
New Question: (Beta version, v0.3) Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?

Because it is by the AMW.INC company but they did not know the manager was so unusual.

New Question:What is the cheapest way to run a computer?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
Lol, AMW.Inc.? My business... It's called "The Bob". So please forward all complaints to The Bob.

The Bob's email is... wait, better not give it out. Don't want him getting spammed. Send it to me instead! mail@amwbonfire.com if you would like to spam me (don't bother, I've got nifty spam blockers, and A LOT of time. But try anyway!)

What is the cheapest way to run a computer?

Hm, it depends on what you mean by run. I'll assume you mean operate.

The cheapest way to run it is to turn off the monitor, because that uses roughly double the amount of electricity as the rest of the computer. Secondly, turn off the computer, because that's using power too. And, as we know, electricity costs money, and we're looking to run it cheaply.

After that, disconnect your peripherals, as they could be draining electricity when you're not looking. Next, go to your fuse box and turn off electricity to your house. This is wasting money, and you don't need that. After disconnecting your electricity supply, blow up your streets overhead power lines, or it's underground power lines. A simple bomb should do it. Now, go to your power grid, and blow that up too. You'll want to make sure the backup generators are also taken out by the blast, as these will just kick in when the main power is down. This will cost money, and you don't want that.

After solving the problem for your city, you'll now want to go to all surrounding cities and blow up their energy sources as well. This will mean everyone runs their computers at the lowest possible cost! Your neighbours will be really pleased with this money-saving idea, and frankly, you'll be happy too!



New question: How come fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Andy
AMW Bonfire
 
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amwbonfire said:
Lol, AMW.Inc.? My business... It's called "The Bob". So please forward all complaints to The Bob.

The Bob's email is... wait, better not give it out. Don't want him getting spammed. Send it to me instead! mail@amwbonfire.com if you would like to spam me (don't bother, I've got nifty spam blockers, and A LOT of time. But try anyway!)
Thanks.



amwbonfire said:
Hm, it depends on what you mean by run. I'll assume you mean operate.

The cheapest way to run it is to turn off the monitor, because that uses roughly double the amount of electricity as the rest of the computer. Secondly, turn off the computer, because that's using power too. And, as we know, electricity costs money, and we're looking to run it cheaply.

After that, disconnect your peripherals, as they could be draining electricity when you're not looking. Next, go to your fuse box and turn off electricity to your house. This is wasting money, and you don't need that. After disconnecting your electricity supply, blow up your streets overhead power lines, or it's underground power lines. A simple bomb should do it. Now, go to your power grid, and blow that up too. You'll want to make sure the backup generators are also taken out by the blast, as these will just kick in when the main power is down. This will cost money, and you don't want that.

After solving the problem for your city, you'll now want to go to all surrounding cities and blow up their energy sources as well. This will mean everyone runs their computers at the lowest possible cost! Your neighbours will be really pleased with this money-saving idea, and frankly, you'll be happy too!
Again, another brilliant answer. :smile:



amwbonfire said:
New question: How come fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

It is the way they are said. Fat Chance is normally said harshly and Slim Chance is normally said with less of a kick in it.

Who likes Chinese Food?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
Who likes Chinese Food?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Space Nomads. Who live on the sun.


Do you reckon that "foreigners" order takeaway English food?
 
jimmy p said:
Do you reckon that "foreigners" order takeaway English food?
I am sorry to say that snails are much better.

Why did we ever dig that hole under the Channel ? :-p
 
humanino said:
I am sorry to say that snails are much better.

Why did we ever dig that hole under the Channel ? :-p

To connect Enlgand to France, makes invading easier. :-p (Joking)

New Question:The Bob?

The Bob (2004 ©)