Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.
 
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WWGD said:
Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.
How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).
 
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May I interest you in my latest book, "how to make people buy empty books for $10" for $10?
 
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Let's stay in the same line of lame jokes:

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The Scottish mutation of coronavirus.

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vibha_ganji said:
A puck is moving in a circle of radius r0 with a constant speed v0 on a level frictionless table.
Where is that "Buy it Now" button when you need it.
 
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- In your opinion, the greatest evil of our time, is it ignorance or indifference?

- I don't know and I don't care.
 
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phinds said:
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Only works for the German sister PF site;).
 
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DennisN said:
This is indeed a problem. It shows with one picture how profits are transformed from work to capital. This by itself would be a good idea. Unfortunately, available work is totally differently distributed than available capital is.
 
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fresh_42 said:
How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).
Still, unless the associated admin cost is high, why not allow a few? Sometimes you miss a good one the first time around.
 
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phinds said:
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Hahahahah!

Oh, wait... :doh:
 
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