Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.
 
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WWGD said:
Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.
How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).
 
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May I interest you in my latest book, "how to make people buy empty books for $10" for $10?
 
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Let's stay in the same line of lame jokes:

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The Scottish mutation of coronavirus.

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vibha_ganji said:
A puck is moving in a circle of radius r0 with a constant speed v0 on a level frictionless table.
Where is that "Buy it Now" button when you need it.
 
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- In your opinion, the greatest evil of our time, is it ignorance or indifference?

- I don't know and I don't care.
 
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Only works for the German sister PF site;).
 
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DennisN said:
This is indeed a problem. It shows with one picture how profits are transformed from work to capital. This by itself would be a good idea. Unfortunately, available work is totally differently distributed than available capital is.
 
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fresh_42 said:
How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).
Still, unless the associated admin cost is high, why not allow a few? Sometimes you miss a good one the first time around.
 
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phinds said:
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Hahahahah!

Oh, wait... :doh:
 
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