Collection of Lame Jokes

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[fresh_42]

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[Keith_McClary]

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https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-314#post-6365943

Duplicate:
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-455#post-6568853

 

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Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.

 

[fresh_42]

Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.

How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).

 

[sysprog]

How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).

Yes $-$ as you have intuited, it can be complicated $-$ https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/zos/2.1.0?topic=program-iebcompr-examples
https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/zos/2.3.0?topic=3-superce-utility-option-313
https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/zos/2.3.0?topic=ii-superc-reference#axe

 

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[fresh_42]

 

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Ordered the book?

 

[mfb]

May I interest you in my latest book, "how to make people buy empty books for $10" for $10?

 

[jack action]

Let's stay in the same line of lame jokes:

 

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[DennisN]

The Scottish mutation of coronavirus.

 

[Baluncore]

A puck is moving in a circle of radius r0 with a constant speed v0 on a level frictionless table.

Where is that "Buy it Now" button when you need it.

 

[jack action]

- In your opinion, the greatest evil of our time, is it ignorance or indifference?

- I don't know and I don't care.

 

[phinds]

https://woodbarter.com/attachments/1638930189725-png.219148/

 

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https://woodbarter.com/attachments/1638930189725-png.219148/

Only works for the German sister PF site;).

 

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[fresh_42]

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This is indeed a problem. It shows with one picture how profits are transformed from work to capital. This by itself would be a good idea. Unfortunately, available work is totally differently distributed than available capital is.

 

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How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).

Still, unless the associated admin cost is high, why not allow a few? Sometimes you miss a good one the first time around.

 

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[berkeman]

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Hahahahah!

Oh, wait...

 

[DaveC426913]

 

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