Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.
 
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WWGD said:
Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.
How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).
 
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May I interest you in my latest book, "how to make people buy empty books for $10" for $10?
 
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Let's stay in the same line of lame jokes:

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The Scottish mutation of coronavirus.

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vibha_ganji said:
A puck is moving in a circle of radius r0 with a constant speed v0 on a level frictionless table.
Where is that "Buy it Now" button when you need it.
 
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- In your opinion, the greatest evil of our time, is it ignorance or indifference?

- I don't know and I don't care.
 
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phinds said:
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Only works for the German sister PF site;).
 
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DennisN said:
This is indeed a problem. It shows with one picture how profits are transformed from work to capital. This by itself would be a good idea. Unfortunately, available work is totally differently distributed than available capital is.
 
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fresh_42 said:
How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).
Still, unless the associated admin cost is high, why not allow a few? Sometimes you miss a good one the first time around.
 
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phinds said:
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Hahahahah!

Oh, wait... :doh:
 
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