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What do we want? TIME MACHINES!
When do we want them? DOESN'T MATTER!
 
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davenn said:
Basic Science.
I can get the bit about rap and tors, but meh, I'll just have to work on the rest of it.
 
rootone said:
I can get the bit about rap and tors, but meh, I'll just have to work on the rest of it.

velociraptor = a species of dinosaur

playing with a couple of fictitious dinosaur names distaraptor and timeraptor
one can have fun with the sci formula of velocity = distance / time
 
I guess the name is not a coincidence.

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?
 
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mfb said:
I guess the name is not a coincidence.

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?
hahaha nice response :smile:
 
mfb said:
I guess the name is not a coincidence.

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?
I think a more fitting name would be a tempasaurus, which totally ruins the joke but sounds like a thing. Tempasaurus can also be a nickname for a very agitated temp
 
I have sound in that video.
You can search for "Brain Surgeon - That Mitchell & Webb Look" to find more videos, maybe some other video works.
 
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mfb said:
What can be seen in this animation?

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The periodic table

This is a Schrödinger post!
I both like and can't like it, due to some glitch in the website that gives me an error message when I try to like it.
 
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I can like it now.
I guess its probability state has collapsed or been resolved or whatever.
 
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gleem said:
Elon Musk's west coast booster rocket recovery barge name
From the Culture series. "Of Course I Still Love You" is the east coast ship, handling most of the landings.
The other one (at the west coast) is called "Just read the instructions".
 
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There are rumors that there is one human mentor left in this forum, but we couldn't find them so far.
 
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