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This forum discussion centers around a collection of science jokes, particularly those involving mathematics and physics. Notable jokes include a mathematician with a dog and cow discussing knot theory, and a play on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The humor often relies on advanced concepts such as the Jones polynomial and topological invariants, showcasing a blend of wit and scientific terminology. The conversation also touches on the cultural significance of these jokes within the scientific community.

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  • Understanding of knot theory and the Jones polynomial
  • Familiarity with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
  • Basic knowledge of topology and topological invariants
  • Awareness of mathematical humor and its conventions
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fresh_42 said:
It's about conventions. As ##n## is an integer, ##z## a complex number, ##p## a prime, ##i,j,k## indices or ##A_{ji}## a transposed matrix so is ##ε## in calculus the byword of something arbitrary small, but positive. Uncounted definitions and proofs about convergence, differentiation or continuity start with an ##ε > 0##.
OK. You had to be there.
 
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David Lewis said:
OK. You had to be there.
Yes, I am thinking of starting a thread called, 'this is what happens when a mathematician gets hold of *insert thing here.*
 
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BillTre said:
Yep but until they find it we are good. No rabbits and no space ships.
Actually space ships would be easier to explain, they came, didn't fancy it so went back.
Rabbits a little harder.
 
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pinball1970 said:
No rabbits [...]
Rabbits a little harder.
Huh? No rabbits? :oldconfused:

I know rabbits are hard to keep out and, apparently, the Great Wall of China was built by Emperor Nasi Goreng to "keep out the rabbits", but I'm not sure that applies here. (?)
 
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strangerep said:
Huh? No rabbits? :oldconfused:

I know rabbits are hard to keep out and, apparently, the Great Wall of China was built by Emperor Nasi Goreng to "keep out the rabbits", but I'm not sure that applies here. (?)
I was using a quote from J B S Haldane
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precambrian_rabbit
 
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Joseph Priestley discovered oxygen in 1771. What were they breathing before?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Joseph Priestley discovered oxygen in 1771. What were they breathing before?
Air.
 
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BillTre said:
Usually it has milk though right?

I'm just happy that my coffee filters are gluten free.

 
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I resemble that remark...
 
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Why do power lines hum?
Because they don't know the words.
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
Why do power lines hum?
Because they don't know the words.
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Actually not a joke, this is what google really gives when you type: "integral of exp(-x^2)".
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Demystifier said:
Actually not a joke, this is what google really gives when you type: "integral of exp(-x^2)".
But Google is the joke.
 
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This is why you type it in Wolfram Alpha instead ...
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