Dating for the Elderly: Are You Over 40 and Single?

[Evo]

There are so many dating threads for the young here, I thought, what the hell, I'll do one for the older folk here.

Ok, so I know that there are at least two people here over the age of 40 that are single. Me and Wolram.

And it's going to be a poll. Wolram, you'd better post so I'm not a poll of one. :grumpy:

I'm just curious on a forum full of intelligent, humorous, and nice people, are they all either young or attached?

 

[BobG]

Once again, a poll with too few options.

I can't choose the first option because I'm male.

I can't choose the second option until my divorce is final.

I can't choose the third option because I do count (I can count to 1,048,575 on my fingers and toes) and I do like to vote in polls.

 

[wolram]

Hey i am only just oldish, and yes i agree this forum if full of funny young people

 

[Evo]

Once again, a poll with too few options.

I can't choose the first option because I'm male.

I can't choose the second option until my divorce if final.

I can't choose the third option because I do count (I can count to 1,048,575 on my fingers and toes) and I do like to vote in polls.

Ok, I added two new categories.

I requested 10 option slots and it's only giving me 5 and I can edit in more.

edit: Oooh, two more options popped up

 

[tribdog]

I'll be 40 in three months and I am definitely single. tragically so.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I'll be 40 in three months and I am definitely single. tragically so.

40 x 365.25 x 4 ~ 58,000 accidents.

 

[tribdog]

40 x 365.25 x 4 ~ 58,000 accidents.

BUT... only 3 of my previous girlfriends died as a result.

 

[Evo]

I'll be 40 in three months and I am definitely single. tragically so.

At least you're not old.

 

[tribdog]

At least you're not old.

Would you believe I'm mature for my age?

 

[BobG]

Ok, I added two new categories.

I requested 10 option slots and it's only giving me 5 and I can edit in more.

edit: Oooh, two more options popped up

:rofl::rofl:

Now there's too many options. I can't decide which one to pick.

 

[Evo]

:rofl::rofl:

Now there's too many options. I can't decide which one to pick.

For you, there could be a multiple choice.

 

[Evo]

Oh, I think Andre qualifies.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I'm not voting in this poll. I was going to choose Female, over 40, single, but I really am over 40.

 

[wolram]

i am starting to think that Evo and i are unique, or did i miss some thing

 

[Kurdt]

There's a lovely solution for the two single over forties so far

 

[wolram]

There's a lovely solution for the two single over forties so far

Critical mass Kurdt :grumpy: and if that is not bad enough sods law

 

[Math Is Hard]

Did anyone call dibs on BobG yet?

 

[Astronuc]

I'm endorsing BobG.


How does one define soon? What scale - intra-annular, or something like decadal, centurial, millenial, or epochal?

 

[Evo]

MIH is NOT over 40!

Cyrus, ok.

 

[rootX]

MIH is NOT over 40!

Cyrus, ok.

base 6
?

 

[Math Is Hard]

I am XLI.

p.s. Knock it OFF, Cyrus!

 

[BobG]

MIH is NOT over 40!

Cyrus, ok.

base 6
?

You mean hexal? Might be. I would have guessed "the universal sign for smacking someone with a fish", but it could be the sign for hexal.

Besides, who cares? MIH collects calculators. :!)

 

[Evo]

I am XLI.

Nuh uh! I've seen your pictures, you're not a day over 25!

 

[George Jones]

Oh ... this thread isn't about radiocarbon dating.

 

[Evo]

Oh ... this thread isn't about radiocarbon dating.

:rofl:

 

[rootX]

Nuh uh! I've seen your pictures, you're not a day over 25!

I knew she was 25! (I guessed that)

(XLI)₆ = 25₁₀

 

[turbo]

Oh ... this thread isn't about radiocarbon dating.

If it was, I could play, too, except I'm not single and don't hope to be or expect to be. I don't think that I could get married again if my wife died, but if I did, it would have to be to a lady who doesn't mind dirt under her fingernails, loves creative cooking, has a good sense of humor, and has the kindness and empathy to love animals (and me). It would help if she has her own sporting gear, though I no longer need an Evinrude Lightwin 3 outboard as a dowry - got that. A Grumman SportCanoe would be nice, though for the larger ponds.

Did I mention that she could kill me with a single dose of MSG or perfume? The trust level would have to be pretty amazing.

 

[rootX]

Besides, who cares? MIH collects calculators. :!)

I date calculators! :uhh:

 

[turbo]

Evo, here is a MP fish slap.

 

[Cyrus]

KNOCK iT OFF MARLON!

 

[dlgoff]

You going to tell us how you voted Evo? I know you can see the results of the other voters. Being a Mentor that is.

Edit: Never mind. I see you are over 40 Evo.

 

[lisab]

You going to tell us how you voted Evo? I know you can see the results of the other voters. Being a Mentor that is.

It's an open poll - anyone can see the votes. Click on a vote tally.

 

[tribdog]

It's an open poll - anyone can see the votes. Click on a vote tally.

OH no. I wonder how many people I've told I voted for them on something have learned that I always vote for myself. Oh wait, I've never told anyone I voted for them.

 

[lisab]

OH no. I wonder how many people I've told I voted for them on something have learned that I always vote for myself. Oh wait, I've never told anyone I voted for them.

lol...not all polls are open. Most aren't. Your secret's still safe!

 

[BobG]

MIH is NOT over 40!

Cyrus, ok.

You going to tell us how you voted Evo? I know you can see the results of the other voters. Being a Mentor that is.

Edit: Never mind. I see you are over 40 Evo.

Is there a little of bias in Evo's fish slaps?

I noticed dlgoff had to know how Evo voted before he decided how old he was. Surely he should have to at least cite a valid reference before we take his age at face value.

Edit: GeorginaS - Duck!