Alone and Bored: What Is Your Reason?

[whozum]

What's the problem dear? Is the beef jerkey to small to fill you up, or just the wrong flavor?

OHhhhh man, that was actually pretty funny. :rofl:

 

[Townsend]

OHhhhh man, that was actually pretty funny. :rofl:

I guess I thought that you reading this would have been more awkward...

I guess you two have an *ahem* open marriage.

 

[Smurf]

pfff...

I'll eat my prime rib, fresh fish fillets...or whatever else brings a nice taste sensation to my tounge...

And please DON'T ACT LIKE YOUR A VEGETARIAN...

They put meat in those tacos you know Smurf!

I made the taco filling myself, no meat. I was talking about the tortillas (shut up). I've been a vegetarian for a while now.

I'll eat my prime rib, fresh fish fillets...or whatever else brings a nice taste sensation to my tounge...

You have no idea how ironic that is. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Gale]

I guess I thought that you reading this would have been more awkward...

I guess you two have an *ahem* open marriage.

ya... he's not very protective of me really... he doesn't care about that stuff. he just finds it very amusing... *sigh*

 

[whozum]

I guess I thought that you reading this would have been more awkward...

I guess you two have an *ahem* open marriage.

open? we're not a gay couple you know.
what do you mean open?

 

[Gale]

What's the problem dear? Is the beef jerkey to small to fill you up, or just the wrong flavor?

heh, you know though, speaking of jerkey... i had elk, buffalo, turkey and something else on our road trip... it was really interesting.

 

[Gale]

open? we're not a gay couple you know.
what do you mean open?

open means that we're allowed to have exta-marital relations...

 

[whozum]

open means that we're allowed to have exta-marital relations...

where did that come into this conversation? we were talking about smurf's dick and now we're swingers?

 

[Townsend]

where did that come into this conversation? we were talking about smurf's dick and now we're swingers?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

yeah...he said something about it being between 4 and 4 'n a half inches...

 

[Smurf]

where did that come into this conversation? we were talking about smurf's dick and now we're swingers?

You havn't been paying attention have you?

 

[whozum]

You havn't been paying attention have you?

I guess not, we're talking about your dick.. vegetarian, Canadian jerky..

 

[Townsend]

You have no idea how ironic that is...

I think I know by now how your sick mind makes an innocent assemblage of words into some kind of S&M act...

 

[Smurf]

I think I know by now how your sick mind makes an innocent assemblage of words into some kind of S&M act...

:rofl: It really is the best, isn't it?