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Hey everyone, I'm searching for some really funny answers by students in maths/physics test, i googled it but getting the same old images, can anyone give some useful links or share any funny answers you ever saw
lisab said:Not all these are family-friendly, but most are pretty funny:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/test-answers-that-are-too-clever-for-their-own-good
student said:[tex]\left( \frac{2gL\sin\theta}{v^2} -1 \right) = 0[/tex]
This then becomes
[tex]I = \left( \frac{2gL\sin\theta}{v^2} - 1 \right) MR^2[/tex]
through dark magic rituals.
(I have no idea). You win.
flatmaster said:In a projectile motion lab, there was a point where students use a plumb bob to find the point on the ground directly below their launcher. A student didn't know what a plum bob was, so they called it a "downometer". A downometer is a tool for measuring where "down" is pointing. I still like to call this tool a downometer when ever I get the chance.
flatmaster said:A downometer is a tool for measuring where "down" is pointing. I still like to call this tool a downometer when ever I get the chance.
mathsciguy said:That circular reasoning almost gave me cancer.
I can't believe the paper in no. 23 actually got 37%, I would have given it 0%, and if I had the power, suspended the student.lisab said:Not all these are family-friendly, but most are pretty funny:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/test-answers-that-are-too-clever-for-their-own-good
tiny-tim said:technically, it doesn't measure an amount of downness (like fathoms), only its direction …
so i think the correct term is downotrope
Actually, a downometer can give you a measure of the amount of down. Swingyness can be used to measure the amount of downness via the equation T=Sqrt[2piL/g]. Swingyness is actually an intrinsic property independent of the mass so the more accurate term is swingosity. Thus...
A downotrope is a convinient tool for finding the direction of down. If the magnitude of downness is needed, the downotrope can be used as a downometer by simply measuring it's swingosity.
qspeechc said:No. 31 is my favourite, must be a very bright person.
Borek said:IMHO it is a fake, looks like a collection of witty answers found on teenager forum, combined on one page to pretend it was a test.
AlfieD said:Someone was asked 'What are the four seasons?' in a test. Their answer was 'Salt, pepper, papricka, and mustard'. It was in a physics astronomy mock test! I still can't believe he put that!
AlfieD
There are many funny math and physics jokes out there, but here are a few examples:
- Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why did the physicist break up with the biologist? There was no chemistry.
Sure! Imaginary numbers are like unicorns - they're not real, but we can still use them in math.
A physicist will look at a glass that is half empty and say, "This glass is twice as big as it needs to be." An engineer will say, "How can we make this glass more efficient?"
Take a break and come back to it later. Or, try solving it while standing on your head - that might help you see things from a different angle!
Just add puns and divide by zero! But be careful, you might get a null result.