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How many of you have not had a bf or gf?

  1. May 19, 2006 #1
    hey guys,

    I suddenly got a feeling that i should start a topic like this....I wanted to know in general how many of you guys and gals out there have wanted to but not managed to get yourselves a girlfriend or boyfriend at all.... Im talking of people aged from 16 onwards........

    Well i am an 18 year old dude still single and still have not found or met any girl that i could go out with........I hope there are some of you guys and gals out there who are in this situation....

    Any comments? Help? Advice? Discussion....all welcome....

    :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!)

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  3. May 19, 2006 #2
    With all those smiley eyed faces, its no wonder.

    Talk to pengwunio, I'm sure he knows your situation all too well.
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    There are LOADS of girls that i would love to date, but none of them like
    me :frown: :cry:
  5. May 19, 2006 #4


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    When i first read your reply, i wondered why i hadn't been insulted. Nice edit. Oops i almost wrote idiot. What a coincadence.
  6. May 19, 2006 #5
    Think, spell check, say.

    Say that to yourself and commit it to memory.

    What exactly is a coin-cadence? :rolleyes:

    Did you take eng. 101 yet?
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    Why, the march of a hundred units of currency, of course! :rofl:
  8. May 19, 2006 #7
    Hear me now, believe me later...your life will be MUCH better without women. They are never satisfied and absolutely nothing you can do will change that.

    On the other hand, if you are stuck in the middle of no-where and your fan belt is shot, their pantyhose makes a great replacement until you can get to a shop. If you are lucky, you may even wake up some morning and see the early light shine on her face and wonder what she even sees in you which requires a quick trip to the shower so you can cry...I mean clean up, and not get busted. Basically, women are puzzles that change their configuration if you attemp to solve them. If you ever tell a woman, "I love (this or that) about you", you can guarantee that you will never see it again. What's up with that?:confused:
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    You don't carry a spare fan belt? What do you do - wait until the old one breaks before you replace it? If it hasn't actually broken yet, you could stuff it under the back seat or in the trunk for an emergency - it'll at least get you back to civilization.
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    I'm a virgin!o:)
  11. May 19, 2006 #10
    That would negate the probability of getting to see the woman wiggling out of her "stuff". I guess you could carry the spare fan belt and if the p-hose doesn't work "miraculously" discover it. o:) GOD I love women, especially when they are sleeping...but they eventually wake up.

    Anyway, as far as advice goes, when you go to pick up your dates ALWAYS make sure and let them know that they look great because you may not realize just exactly how much time she put into looking THAT good.

    Guys=jeans, shirt, shoes, maybe some deodorant.

    Girls=shower with avacado, papaya, and boysenberry shampoo & conditioner, moisturizing body wash, maybe a facial scrub, shave legs, shape & paint finger & toenails, extra lotion in case the shower didn't get it, brush & floss teeth, style hair, make-up, choose jewelry, clothes, shoes, & purse, straighten house for when YOU come over for all of 30 seconds to pick her up, call girlfriends to tell them all about the planned date in case she has to ditch you for being a creep and needs a ride home.
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    That can be cured. :devil:
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    hmmm... I dont think I'd stay long enough to see acure for my sickness. That's what force me stay single!:wink:
  14. May 19, 2006 #13
    Yes, being Iranian is a disease...............damn Iranians
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I have to agree with pengwuino on what he says about you for the first time in my life!:devil:
  16. May 19, 2006 #15
    I can relate. I'm fat and ugly, so the outcome for me is pretty straight-forward.
  17. May 19, 2006 #16
    Its good to hear that Lisa!!!!:cool:
  18. May 19, 2006 #17
    hey wolram,

    I know i feel the same here, there are just so many out there but just no chance ever.....i wonder i wonder.....

    :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!)
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    If you are a none hairy female biped, that can indulge a skatter brained optomist,who is mad on mechanical two wheeled motivation, Oh forget it i have no chance :cry:
  20. May 19, 2006 #19
    Could you put that into English for me please......:rofl:
  21. May 19, 2006 #20
    I turn 19 next month =\
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