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I fixed my broken CPU with a thumbtack and a staple. It works beatifully now, good as new. I'd like to see Macgyver top that.
franznietzsche said:I fixed my broken CPU with a thumbtack and a staple. It works beatifully now, good as new. I'd like to see Macgyver top that.
Pengwuino said:He'll kill you with a mouse and a flashlight.
I'm actually impressed. I would have rejected the notion of the binders thinking they'd heat up too much and not deliver enough voltage.Monique said:That's nothing. I had to make a call with a cell phone with a broken battery. I took the battery from a different cell phone (which didn't fit) and hooked it up with three trash can bag binders, it worked
I knew that I couldn't be the only one who can't make it right.Ivan Seeking said:I know how to nail jello to a tree.
That wasn't Macguyver, it was Chuck Norris.Physics is Phun said:I once saw him merely glance at a train, and it stopped out of fear.
It'l be a cold day when that happens.Ivan Seeking said:I know how to nail jello to a tree.
moose said:I wonder how that will hold up O___O
Everyone knows MacGuyver doesn't kill anyone. He's just use the cord of the mouse to make a loop to pick up a water droplet that he'd use as a lens (now, shush, we're talking MacGuyver here...he could do it ) to amplify the light from the flashlight to momentarily blind you while he tossed the ball from the mouse under your foot to trip you, and could then bind you with his trusty roll of duct tape.Pengwuino said:He'll kill you with a mouse and a flashlight.
What is this, anyway?moose said:O___O
zoobyshoe said:What is this, anyway?
Integral said:It'l be a cold day when that happens.
So, thinking outside the box means to stay inside the box?! :rofl:Ivan Seeking said:Its even easier if you leave it in the box.
And everyone argued with me when I suggested being leery of houses with sump pumps. :tongue:Evo said:I just found out that my new refridgerator only runs when the sump pump is on. Please...someone get me out of this house.
Evo said:Ok, if I'm stranded on a desert island, I want franz, Monique and danger with me.
I just found out that my new refridgerator only runs when the sump pump is on. Please...someone get me out of this house.
ya well when the boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for... CHUCK NORRISAlphaNumeric said:That wasn't Macguyver, it was Chuck Norris.
As the standard list of Chuck Norris facts said, Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice! I'd like to see Macguyver do that, even with a rubber band, a staple and two cocktail sticks!
devious_ said:I don't understand. How could it be broken in such a way that a thumbtack and a staple could fix it? :tongue2:
I am constantly coming up with innovative solutions to problems and I am not limited by the tools or resources available to me.
I have a deep understanding of scientific principles and can apply them in creative ways to solve complex problems.
One time, I was stuck in the wilderness with only a few basic supplies. Using my knowledge of chemistry, I was able to create a makeshift water filtration system to purify water for drinking.
I approach problems with a systematic and analytical mindset, using logic and critical thinking to find the best solution. I am also not afraid to take risks and think outside the box.
I believe that my scientific knowledge and problem-solving skills give me an advantage over Macgyver in any challenge. However, I also recognize and admire Macgyver's creativity and resourcefulness, so it would be a tough competition.