Language: French or Spanish?

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Learn Spanish, if you try to speak French in France, unless you are perfect at it the French will ignore you and pretend any thing you say is incomprehensible rubbish, if you speak bad Spanish in Spain they are so delighted that you took the effort they'll take you home and let you sleep with their daughter.
 
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Of German genders, a knife is masculine (a phallus), a fork is feminine (a French invention with leg-like tines) and the spoon is neuter (the first utensil a child uses, also Freud considers children as neuter in early stages of development).
 
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In French the eyes are masculine but the eyelids are feminine. Isn't that cute?
 
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In French the vagina is masculine, how screwed up is that!
 
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In French the vagina is masculine, how screwed up is that!
Yeah. You better be careful about picking up "babes" using French. You might get what you ask for.
 
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Looks like I'll get started with French then. :) Let's see how it turns out.
 
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Forget the Ferrari and learn the french. Women will melt, and it endear you to France,and you'll be compelled to follow in Hemmingway's footsteps, meet amd fall in love with a beautiful young french girl you meet in the Jardins du Luxembourg. She will promise to love you always, but later break your heart when you both realize a bi-continental long distance relationship won't work. You'll briefly consider moving to Paris permanently then realize that Paris isn't as cheap as Hemmingway made it sound in the 20's-especially on a student's meager earnings- so you'll be forced to part ways leaving half your heart on Pont Neuf where you say your tearful goodbyes. You will leave half of your heart there on the bridge, and the warm mixture of sadness and joy you'll feel as you watch the girl blend into the crowd will stay with you the rest of your life, long after you've married and had children....

Ya...something like that..




Or you can learn spanish, order some beers, and find out what a donkey show is in Tijuana;)

As the Merovingian said, "I love speaking french-It's like wiping your arse with silk"
 
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