Mayan Apocalypse Chat: Can We Have It?

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The discussion revolves around a lighthearted chat about the Mayan Apocalypse, with participants joking about the end of the world and sharing humorous anecdotes. There are references to a supposed secret portal that could save humanity, as well as playful banter about Christmas shopping and light bulb changing. Participants express a mix of skepticism and humor regarding apocalyptic predictions, while also planning a fictional party. Overall, the thread captures a blend of absurdity and camaraderie in the face of an imagined catastrophe.
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Can we have it?
 
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Greg Bernhardt said:
Up to evo :)
I believe that is the plan. micromass is cohost.
 
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Of course we're having End of the World chat!

If the world is still here.
 
I might be out in the woods, walking my dog.
 
Evo said:
Of course we're having End of the World chat!

If the world is still here.


We can close the windows, get on pfchat, and when the big hand is on Apocalypse we can just assume that the world ended and continue our chat from there.
 
Sweet I'm the sexy one. Micro better be jealous of dem legs
 
I was watching Nat Geo's 2012 Apocalypse the other night (don't ask). Luckily some loon, I mean concerned citizen, discovered that a secret portal will open at precisely 11:11 am, and if he jumps through it, the world will be saved. We will know that he managed to save the world if he lands safely and nothing happens. And yes, they said he has a website and is collecting donations.
 
  • #10
Did you see the Jello Pudding commercial on Discovery et al. lately?

About giving the Mayan Gods Pudding as a sacrifice, and if it works "see you on the 22nd"
 
  • #11
I'll be Christmas shopping. I'm hoping everything will be on clearance that day.
 
  • #12
I haz no legs!
 
  • #13
BobG said:
I'll be Christmas shopping. I'm hoping everything will be on clearance that day.
Just steal what you want, Bob.
 
  • #14
Evo said:
I was watching Nat Geo's 2012 Apocalypse the other night (don't ask). Luckily some loon, I mean concerned citizen, discovered that a secret portal will open at precisely 11:11 am, and if he jumps through it, the world will be saved. We will know that he managed to save the world if he lands safely and nothing happens. And yes, they said he has a website and is collecting donations.
Only in America...
 
  • #15
QuarkCharmer said:
Did you see the Jello Pudding commercial on Discovery et al. lately?

About giving the Mayan Gods Pudding as a sacrifice, and if it works "see you on the 22nd"


:bugeye:

Please don't tell me this was all planned...

I haven't learned to say "I know nothing" yet in Mayan!

:cry:
 
  • #17
Party at Drakkith's place. Everyone is invited. Except Turbo. He'll be out walking his dog. We'll save some cake for you Turbo.
OmCheeto will be performing his amazing Light Bulb Trick. It's the one where he goes around my house and replaces all the burnt out bulbs.
*Hands a package of bulbs to Om*
Get started buddy.
 
  • #18
I'm pretty sure it's going to take more than one person to change the light bulb.
 
  • #19
Drakkith said:
Party at Drakkith's place. Everyone is invited. Except Turbo. He'll be out walking his dog. We'll save some cake for you Turbo.
OmCheeto will be performing his amazing Light Bulb Trick. It's the one where he goes around my house and replaces all the burnt out bulbs.
*Hands a package of bulbs to Om*
Get started buddy.

too tired. moved 2 tons of freight in the last two days.

:zzz:

must sleep...

the roof/door knocking cones from hell have stopped, knocking..

:zzz:

must, save, energy, for, end, of, world...

:zzz: :zzz:
 
  • #20
LOL QC!

BobG said:
I'll be Christmas shopping. I'm hoping everything will be on clearance that day.
Of course! *regrets the shopping done last week*
 
  • #21
i bought a 2 foot high tree yesterday, complete with lights and ornaments - bah humbug.
 
  • #22
BobG said:
I'm pretty sure it's going to take more than one person to change the light bulb.

Borek can bring some of his friends. Hmmm... I wonder how many of them we'd need? :wink:
 
  • #23
Borek has lots of friends. Getting them in one location might be problematic
 
  • #24
jtbell said:
Borek can bring some of his friends. Hmmm... I wonder how many of them we'd need? :wink:

Reports about number of my friends needed to change the light bulb are greatly exaggerated.
 
  • #25
Borek said:
Reports about number of my friends needed to change the light bulb are greatly exaggerated.

That's okay. The number of light bulbs I have that are in need of changing is also greatly exaggerated.
 
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  • #27
Heheheh

Jimmy Snyder said:
In the beginning Greg created PF and the lounge.
And the lounge was without form, and void;
and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And the Spirit of Greg moved upon the face of the waters.
And Greg screwed in a lightbulb and there was light.

jobyts said:
Hence, any attempt to change a light bulb will be against the will of Greg. Changing light bulb comes under religious activity, which is against the PF rules and not allowed.

And if you try to change a light bulb, Greg will send you to a special place outside PF, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time.

But Greg loves you.
 
  • #28
21st here (0:40 local time), and nothing happened yet :wink:. It is raining... water, not flames.
 
  • #30
This whole light bulb thing isn't about my avatar is it?

I need to figure out how to make it blink.
 
  • #31
OmCheeto said:
This whole light bulb thing isn't about my avatar is it?

I need to figure out how to make it blink.
Cut the glass from the metal, place an AA battery inside with a small flash light lightbulb and wire it up so that the circuit would be complete if there were a connection between the middle of the bottom of the bulb, and the metal cylinder. Glue the whole thing back together and close the circuit with a penny. You can even make it blink that way.
 
  • #32
OmCheeto said:
This whole light bulb thing isn't about my avatar is it?

I need to figure out how to make it blink.
It's been in your mouth for like four years. I think making it blink is the least of your problems!
 
  • #33
OmCheeto said:
This whole light bulb thing isn't about my avatar is it?

I need to figure out how to make it blink.

Stick finger in socket. Remove finger. Stick finger in socket. Remove finger. Repeat at whatever interval to achieve desired frequency.
 
  • #34
OmCheeto said:
This whole light bulb thing isn't about my avatar is it?

I need to figure out how to make it blink.

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  • #35
QuarkCharmer said:
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Yay!

Fortunately, PF won't allow me to upload it as an avatar.
 
  • #36
OmCheeto said:
Yay!

Fortunately, PF won't allow me to upload it as an avatar.

The glory would be too much for the servers to handle.
 
  • #37
Hell! It's starting to give me a seizure!

Turn it off!
 
  • #38
OmCheeto said:
Hell! It's starting to give me a seizure!

Turn it off!

No! You must watch it continuously, with crazy music playing in the background in order to fully experience it!
 
  • #39
Flashy Blinky Uh Oh...

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It has already started...
 
  • #40
Ohh, is that from that one movie with the alien virus or whatever it is? Can't remember the name of it...
 
  • #41
Andromeda Strain?
 
  • #42
Hurkyl said:
Andromeda Strain?

That's it!
 

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