As scottdave has indicated, some problems do no have nice solutions, and this is one of them. However, some have not-so-nice solutions, as does this one:
$$x = 0 \; \text{or} \; x = -4 - \frac{1}{\ln 2} \text{LambertW} \left( -\frac{1}{4} \ln 2 \right) \doteq -3.690093068 $$
Here, LambertW is a non-elementary function that does not have an explicit, finite formula, but has known series expansions and can be approximated numerically to as much accuracy as you want. You will not find it in a spreadsheet, but it is available in computer algebra systems such as Maple and Mathematica.