Rock, paper, scissors revisited

[JamesU]

http://www.pcbypaul.com/wpclipart/tools/hammer/hammer1.png Beats PETA & health activist

 

[franzbear!]

Faulty servers beat your linked picture.

It doesn't show up yomamma, at least not using my browser.

 

[JamesU]

I see it, in firefox. But it's a H----ammer

 

[franzbear!]

Electric drill beats your H----ammer.

 

[JamesU]

failure to pay electical bill beats your drill.

 

[scott1]

Electric drill beats your H----ammer.

Bill gates uses his money earned from Internet explore (hint: open source)to blow up the eletric dril

 

[JamesU]

lighter burns money

 

[scott1]

lighter burns money

You were soppsed to say firefox but that still beats lighter burns money because firefox beats just about everthing

 

[JamesU]

Alt+F4 beats firefox

 

[Dawguard]

Alt+F4 beats firefox

Spilt pop beats Alt+F4.

 

[JamesU]

not knowing what you mean beats what you mean

 

[Dawguard]

not knowing what you mean beats what you mean

Proffesor from Yale beats not knowing what I mean.

 

[franzbear!]

Proffesor from Yale beats not knowing what I mean.

Incomprehensible paradox beats professor from Yale.

 

[scott1]

Incomprehensible paradox beats professor from Yale.

Scott1 that sloves the Incomprehensible paradox beats Incomprehensible paradox
$$\infty = x - y \arrowright \frac {F}{B}$$

 

[JamesU]

Solving incomprehensible paradoxes beats sloving incomprehensibe paradoxes...

 

[Dawguard]

Solving incomprehensible paradoxes beats sloving incomprehensibe paradoxes...

Common sense beats impossible reason.

 

[scott1]

Common sense beats impossible reason.

Logic beats common sense

 

[ukmicky]

Luck beats common sense and everything

 

[JamesU]

reality beats luck

 

[scott1]

fiction beats reailty

 

[JamesU]

no it doesn't

 

[Mk]

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[Mk]

NONfiction beats fiction.

 

[JamesU]

Delete key beats NONfiction

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Power failure beats the delete key

 

[JamesU]

Laptop battery beats power failure

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

a faulty Diode turns your laptop into a paper weight. Got to love internal power surges.

 

[JamesU]

Geek Squad turns paperweight into laptop

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Hot 20 something Cheer leaders distract the Geek squad

 

[JamesU]

Pimples on the geek squad makes the Hot 20 something Cheer leaders run away

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

The queer eye guys turn the Geek squad into something the 20 something cheer leaders would want.

 

[Mk]

MAC TRUCK beats the queers AND the cheerleaders, AND the somethings the cheer leaders would want.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

oh man I have so wanted to do this since the CAT D9 was put up.

A hack saw cuts the feul and break lines on the MAC truck

 

[scott1]

chainsaw beats a hack saw

 

[loseyourname]

Environmental terrorists spike a tree, causing the chain to rupture, breaking the chainsaw and horribly maiming the operator.