Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[Mk]

Prehistoric zombie ferrets uprise looking for justice, eating all humans.

 

[scott1]

Robot uprising beats prehistoric zombie ferrets uprising

 

[Mk]

Too bad the robots were running on windows. They got infected with too much adware and spyware and move at approximately 1 m/yr.

 

[scott1]

Apple beats Windows

 

[zoobyshoe]

Eve eats apple.

 

[scott1]

God beats Eve

 

[Mk]

Satan beats God.

 

[scott1]

Jeus beats Satan

 

[Mk]

Romans beats Jesus.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Lead poisoning beats Rome.

 

[vanesch]

Soldering iron melts lead

 

[Mk]

Wet panties shorts out the soldering iron.

 

[zoobyshoe]

mentor deletes MK's bizarre post

 

[Mk]

Mentor falls into the Hoover Damn.

 

[arildno]

Women clothes beats Hoover.

 

[Mk]

Women beats women's clothes.

 

[Mk]

Admin note: Warned for being offensive.

The French beat women.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Zoobyshoe beats women.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil dogs. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my name. And you will know my name is Zooby when I lay my vengeance upon you.[/Size]

 

[Mk]

 

[Mk]

Arnildo where did your comment go?

 

[arildno]

Arnildo where did your comment go?

Delete function beats too-late reply.

 

[Mk]

Control-Z beats delete.

 

[Chi Meson]

Command-Q beats Control-Z

 

[arildno]

Hammer beats all keyboard functions.

 

[scott1]

Rules beats Hammer

 

[Chi Meson]

(I think it's still "Command-Q")

 

[arildno]

Spoon removes Q button from keyboard.

 

[scott1]

Spork beats spoon.

 

[JamesU]

PF Supersonic RV runs over spork

 

[scott1]

PF superluminal RV beats PF supersonic RV

 

[JamesU]

Hammer beats superluminal RV

 

[scott1]

Rules beats Hammer

 

[JamesU]

Greg Bernhardt beats rules

 

[scott1]

chroot beats Greg Bernhardt

 

[JamesU]

hacker beats chroot

 

[scott1]

Bill gates beats hacker

 

[arildno]

Melinda beats Bill

 

[scott1]

Time magizine beats Melinda

 

[JamesU]

paper shredder beats time magazine

 

[scott1]

Nuclear waste dumb beats paper sherder

 

[arildno]

Armadillo devours nuclear waste

 

[Chi Meson]

Chevy truck (with gun rack) runs over armadillo.

 

[arildno]

Chevy truck (with gun rack) runs over armadillo.

I know. It's so sad..

 

[scott1]

Chevy truck (with gun rack) runs over armadillo.

Tank blows up Chevy Turck with gunrack

 

[ukmicky]

Dont cry he's not dead
chevy chase chases speeding chevy whilst on vacation , lampoons and distroys it with shoulder launched armadillo which survived being run over by chevy after it was geneticlly altered and made stronger after eating nuclear waste.:)

 

[scott1]

Armadillo bites a teenage nerd so that he mutates and becomes Armadilloman but then kills do the his new 24-7 job of crime fighting

 

[rocketboy]

Time kills armadillo.

Wait, is this allowed? Rules state going back in time isn't, but it doesn't say anything about going forward in time...

 

[scott1]

Too late...

 

[Mk]

Time kills armadillo.

Hammer!

Time can be applied to anything animate.

Leprosy beats armadillo.

 

[scott1]

leper colony beats Leprosy