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wolram
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How did you pick yours?
yomamma said:how did you pick yours?
Wow, what a coincidence! That's how I picked mine, too. Seems like everyone's favorite response to me is, "Gee, Bob ... "wolram said:Easy say it backwards.
Brilliant! I never noticed that before.wolram said:Easy say it backwards.
zoobyshoe said:I selected my username from a list of five arrived at by the ancient Southwest Native American ritual of "Tossing the Knuckles", in which a set of armadillo knuckles are shaken up in a leather bag, then tossed onto the ground and "read" by the "Knuckle Man", head of the Armadillo Secret Society.
Since I had no armadillo knuckles, I used a bunch of old prescription pills I had at the back of the medicine cabinet, and since the last "Knuckle Man" died in 1957, I pulled a half sleeping, homeless man out of his cardboard and rag shelter on B-Street and told him to utter the first sounds that occurred to him upon seeing the pills land, and I carefully recorded each answer on the sidewalk in chalk. Then I left.
Later that day, I returned to see which of the names had been scuffed away by the feet of passersby, and which hadn't. That was a couple/three years ago now, so I don't remember anymore which one was left.
Moonbear said:Brilliant! I never noticed that before.
EL said:Guess...
wolram said:Even Less likely to shell out :rofl:
Echo 6 Sierra said:Boilerplate military call sign phonetically composed of "E" for Enlisted, "6" for rank of Staff Sergeant, and "S" for my last initial. My last OIC gave himself the callsign "Il Duce" because he fancied himself somewhat. And yes, in the military, giving yourself a callsign is the same as civilians giving themselves a nickname, it just dosen't work. He was no leader.
Clearly, I "tossed" the old pills at the first opportunity, and the homeless man is now honored to be under the impression he is a "Knckle Man" and leader of the Secret Armadillo Society. Did wonders for his self-esteem.wolram said:Zooby, you should not keep old pills about, and how could you be so cruel
to that homeless man
hypermorphism said:Morphism
So I was like, "well, I define a hypermorphism to be a map from a person into the internet, preserving the structure of the person's original thought process"... Um, yeah. :tongue:
arildno said:arild is my first name, no is part of my last name.
If I recall correctly, Hurkyl was an avid fan of Magic:The Gathering earlier..
jimmysnyder said:Take a guess.
brewnog said:There once existed the Realm of Anthronia, where battles were fought for years on the dustplains of Scorvor between men and wolves. Eventually, Lord Anthross got thirsty, and asked his slave to bring him some ale. The slave took too long setting about this task, so Lord Anthross had him beheaded, and called for his new slave. The new slave hastily brought Lord Anthross his ale, but switched the contents of his tankard for a new kind of special, black, sugary ale (Coca Cola). "By Thrantor, what be this ale?" asked Lord Anthross, when he first tasted it. His new slave replied "Master, that be no ale. That be... Devillion's Brewnog!"
Needless to say, it was an instant hit, and Lord Anthross commissioned gallons of this new ale to feed his fatigued armies, who thenceforth got stronger, and won their epic battles, giving new life to his empire.
arildno said:Actually, I've only been teased for my name once, when I was about 14-15 (is that junior high or something?)
A gang of us had appropriated a place outside the school's premises to be a smoker's corner (yeah, I know..).
Close by, there was this turf of grass which really was isolated from the rest of the vegetation.
One summer's day, someone carelessly threw a lit match onto this turf (I think it was me..), and all of a sudden, flames whooshed up.
I panicked, and started as best I could to stamp out the fire, yelling for the others to help me.
They, however, who saw it couldn't possibly turn into anything serious, burst into laughter and yelled in Norwegian "Aar(gh)! Fire!" over and over again.
Since the Norwegian word for fire is "ild", I guess they had doubly fun out of that episode..
hypatia said:Hypatia was one of the worlds first females involved in science, great life tragic ending.
read about Hypatia here
arildno said:I thought her flesh was scraped off her body with oyster shells, not broken pottery..
I've read both versions.arildno said:I thought her flesh was scraped off her body with oyster shells, not broken pottery..
No, he was Schneider and I don't think they ever mentioned his first name. I am Jimmy Snyder.Moonbear said:Named yourself after the super on One Day at a Time? (Was that character's first name Jimmy? Everyone just called him Snyder.)