Impossible: Ideas, Actions & More

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In summary, the conversation revolved around discussing and listing impossible tasks and actions, with participants jokingly attempting to accomplish them. Some of the mentioned impossible tasks included marrying a specific person, playing a sax solo while kicking a football on an escalator, and reading a newspaper without rolling your eyes. The conversation also touched on the concept of imagination and the limitations of certain impossibilities, such as Godel's theorem.
  • #36
ice109 said:
besides i think you guys are forgetting where we are, this is GD. I'm not in the least bit serious about any of this.
Sure :smile:

Having all rabbits in the world come over to your place, because you announced on PF that you have free carrots at will. This I believe, is impossible to do.

Let us see. I have free carrots at will back home, if anyone is interested.
 
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  • #37
humanino said:
[*]Finding a serious thead in GD ? (ok, that was inappropriate :uhh:)

ice109 said:
besides i think you guys are forgetting where we are, this is GD. I'm not in the least bit serious about any of this.
:grumpy: :mad: :devil:

Evo <------- wondering how much chocolate humanino and ice will need to pay in order to not be banned.
 
  • #38
humanino said:
Let us see. I have free carrots at will back home, if anyone is interested.

Oh, I'm there:biggrin:
 
  • #39
I have free belgium chocolate as well, but I don't know if the sisterhood will like the rabbits' company. Anyone knows how to get rid of rabbit squatters ?
 
  • #40
humanino said:
I have free belgium chocolate as well, but I don't know if the sisterhood will like the rabbits' company. Anyone knows how to get rid of rabbit squatters ?

The rabbit solution: cats.

ps. I'm not sure about this sisterhood you seem to be indoctronated into.
 
  • #41
RetardedBastard said:
ps. I'm not sure about this sisterhood you seem to be indoctronated into.
Heh, that's right, humanino is the only male PF sister. :biggrin:

Boy, that is a LONG story. :uhh:

I just realized that none of the new people know the story behind humanino's avatar. :rofl:
 
  • #42
RetardedBastard said:
The rabbit solution: cats.
Oh, the sisterhood will probably like cat company :smile:

Have you not been slapped by the frozen fish yet ?
 
  • #43
humanino said:
Have you not been slapped by the frozen fish yet ?
Oh yes, we need to fish slap him!

<WHAM>

RB, you may keep what is left of that frozen turbot. :tongue:
 
  • #44
Evo said:
Heh, that's right, humanino is the only male PF sister. :biggrin:

Boy, that is a LONG story. :uhh:

He's a male sister? Umm, okey then.:rofl:
 
  • #45
Evo said:
Heh, that's right, humanino is the only male PF sister. :biggrin:
:rofl: :rofl:
Once they were after me, I had to use this avatar, so they thought I was one of them. Now I dare not take it off before them.
 
  • #46
Evo said:
Oh yes, we need to fish slap him!

<WHAM>

Oh man, I think I lost my sense of herring.

And I feel a little eel. I guess I cod go salmon come courage but I feel absolutely gilled.
 
  • #47
RetardedBastard said:
Oh man, I think I lost my sense of herring.

And I feel a little eel. I guess I cod go salmon come courage but I feel absolutely gilled.
:rofl: You are definitely going to fit in here.
 
  • #48
humanino said:
:rofl: :rofl:
Once they were after me, I had to use this avatar, so they thought I was one of them. Now I dare not take it off before them.
Yes, your clever disguise allowed you to escape the NUNS WITH GUNS. :grumpy:
 
  • #49
Evo said:
Heh, that's right, humanino is the only male PF sister. :biggrin:

Wow! You should have told me sooner!:devil:
 
  • #50
wolram said:
How many impossible things, actions, what ever, can you think of?
a voting system based on ranked preferences with three or more options to choose from, which also satisfies the following axioms: unrestricted domain, non-imposition, non-dictatorship, monotonicity, and independence of irrelevant alternatives.[/url]
 
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  • #51
humanino said:
:rofl: :rofl:
Once they were after me, I had to use this avatar, so they thought I was one of them. Now I dare not take it off before them.

Hey he-she, err Humanino, what are you talking about?:confused:
 
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  • #52
humanino said:
Let us see. I have free carrots at will back home, if anyone is interested.

I'm in ! Specially if we cook them, I *adore* cooked carrots.

Actually, cooked ones are for desert. The nibbling goes first. :tongue:

Evo said:
I just realized that none of the new people know the story behind humanino's avatar. :rofl:

humanino said:
:rofl: :rofl:
Once they were after me, I had to use this avatar, so they thought I was one of them. Now I dare not take it off before them.

Wow, man. You're screwed, that's for sure. :bugeye: :rofl:
 
  • #53
Lisa! said:
Wow! You should have told me sooner!:devil:
I thought you knew!

Lisa! is a PF sister of the hood. :approve:
 
  • #54
I'm feeling more lost reading all this stuff than George Bush on "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?"
 
  • #55
I stole this one, but it may be simply highly unlikely rather than impossible:

"Optimistic middle-aged unemployed tippler seeks relationship with double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery. Open-minded twin sister a plus."
 
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  • #56
humanino said:
Having all rabbits in the world come over to your place, because you announced on PF that you have free carrots at will. This I believe, is impossible to do.

Let us see. I have free carrots at will back home, if anyone is interested.
On the off-chance that this is somewhat plausible, could you bait rabbit traps with some of the carrots? Save some carrots for the hasenpfeffer! Mmm!
 
  • #57
Putting back tooth paste in the tube with just your fingers.

Getting the post man to deliver a parcel when you are in.

Keeping the sisters away from fish.

Getting my boss to pay for the tea.

Having at least one pair of odd socks.

Have a bath without getting wet.

To not look up when every one else is.

Ignore a lap dancer.
 
  • #58
Evo said:
I thought you knew!

Lisa! is a PF sister of the hood. :approve:


I thought that Lisa was a hood with sister connections.:smile:
 
  • #59
Evo said:
I thought you knew!

Lisa! is a PF sister of the hood. :approve:

Wow! Thanks!:!)
 
  • #60
wolram said:
1 out of 6, not bad :smile:

Impressive which one :smile:

Let's take it as red number 4 is only possible with a tranquiliser gun (a pyrrhic victory) Or a van load of flowers and chocolates :tongue2:

Intelligent design.( I mean come on, no one would do that stuff on purpose) More of an oxymoron really.

It's impossible for an elephant to jump, I should know I tend to make a habit of goosing them.

A powerhouse performance of Richard III/Hamlet/Othello/Julius Caesar/Henry V in Shakespeare's plays whilst your head is super glued to the wall.
 
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Goosing elephants :confused:
 

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