With quantum mysteries, it is sometimes a good idea to see if one can state a similar problem in the classical domain.
Suppose we have a bag full of ball bearings in many different but macroscopic sizes. (A few millimeters to a centimeter.) We proceed to measure their diameters, using a screw-micrometer, and their volumes, using the displacement of some liquid. Two histograms may be created, each of which we will assume to have just one peak.
Now, for every individual ball, the diameter has a certain relationship to the volume. This is the same relationship (the same formula) for each of the balls, provided that they are exactly spherical. The question is now whether that same relaionship must exist between the peak-diameter and the peak-volume of our two histograms.
The cat paradox does now translate into a device which accepts the ball bearings one by one, and counts those who fall within two specified categories, one corresponding to the peak in the diameter-histogram, the other to the peak in the volume-histogram. The cat dies, or is set free according to the first category into which a thousand balls have been counted.