Langauge requirements vary depending upon the region of the US you live in. In the Appalachian region, most students are required to learn Redneck, as well as English. In the Northeastern never-ending city (Newarkphiladelphianewyorkprovidenceboston), students are required to learn Jive, as well as English. In Crawford, Texas, students only have to learn Moron - English is beyond their capability.
There's an excellent website you should visit if you're planning to visit several different regions of the US:
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/. This site will automatically translate from English to the appropriate language for the region you're currently visiting. An example of an English to Redneck translation is below:
English
Good morning class. Today we will learn how to kindly ask Billy Ray to move his truck out of our front yard.
Bobby Joe, while carrying a shotgun, knocks on Billy Ray's door.
"Billy Ray, I have a favor to ask of you", yells Bobby Joe, "You know that 1964 Dodge pickup truck you set up on blocks in my front yard last summer? Well, I need to mow my lawn. Could you move your truck, please?"
"Bobby Joe, you don't need me to move my truck," says Billy Ray (he says this in an Obiwan Kenobe voice, obviously trying to manipulate Bobby Joe's will), "If you wait until next summer, the grass will be high enough that neither of us will even remember it's there."
Redneck
Good mo'nin' class. Today we will larn how t'kindly ax Billy Joe Ray t'move his truck outta our front yard, cuss it all t' tarnation. Billy Bob Billy Joe, while carryin' a shotgun, knocks on Billy Joe Ray's dore. "Billy Joe Ray, ah have a favo' t'ax of yo'", yells Billy Bob Billy Joe, "Yo' knows thet 1964 Dodge pickup truck yo' set up on blocks in mah front yard last summer? Wal, ah need t'mow mah lawn, as enny fool kin plainly see. C'd yo' move yer truck 'fore I shoot your hillbilly ***?" "Billy Bob Billy Joe, yo' doesn't need me t'move mah truck," says Billy Joe Ray (he says this hyar in a Billy Obiwan Joe Kenobe Ray voice, obviously tryin' t'manipulate Billy Bob Billy Joe's will), "Eff'n yo' wait until next summer, th' grass will be high inough thet neifer of us will even remember it's thar."