The saga continues...
Thank god you didn't have the day I had. I finally got around to addressing this issue this afternoon and thought, I'll start by fishing around in the BIOS and see what I can find. So I get in there and get into the advanced screen from the ASUS EZ-BIOS screen so I can do some "troubleshooting." The only thing I could find that is even remotely related to my problem was a section called "boot Pro" or something like that. So I clicked it, and low and behold there was a section called "smart-fast" boot up agent or something like that.
There's a number of different settings here and one of them was the ps/2 keyboard. The way this page was laid out led me to believe that "enabling" this setting allowed you "smart-fast-boot" your computer simply by hitting a key on the keyboard, while disabling it did not. So I switched it from enable to disable. I don't know about you, but when I shut off my computer, I want it to be SHUT OFF. And I don't want it to come back on until I hit the power button. If I want to restart my computer with the punch of a key or the glide of a mouse, I'll put it into SLEEP mode, thank you very much!
Not only that, but I swear the system occasionally just booted up out of nowhere a few times to seemingly run "background tasks?" DiracPool doesn't like this
In any case, what happened is that I switched the setting from enabled to disabled and shut down the computer. Waited about 30 seconds, nervously looked at the keyboard for a few moments, and then hit the space bar...
BOOM, it fires right back up. Problem NOT solved. But the worst part is yet to come.. I thought, well, I'll reset that setting in the BIOS to it's default setting and go on with the troubleshooting. Turns out, though, that the setting I changed was seemingly to allow the keyboard to operate during boot up. So now when I tried to reenter the BIOS on startup by hitting the DEL key, it didn't work. The keyboard only works now once Windows is loaded. Ok, great, now I can't even access the BIOS.
So my next step is to google "how to access the BIOS from within Windows 8," since now this seems to be my only option, other than shorting the CMOS battery or something on the motherboard, which was one solution that I found online that I really don't wan't to mess with. The google search seemed to identify a really easy fix; you can gain entry to the BIOS via "PC Settings" through a series of easy steps. These steps are outlined here:
https://support.lenovo.com/us/en/documents/ht081446
Bravo. Problem solved! Right? Wrong. I go through the whole procedure and get to the magic screen where it says "UEFI firmware settings," which is the magic button that's going to take me to the BIOS so I can reverse the damage I've done. But noooooo. Guess what, I get to the magic screen and that UEFI box is NOT there. Beautiful. Of course, every other box is present and accounted for. God is not subtle, he is malicious.
So now I've just about had it, I'm not going to DIY this anymore, It's 5:15 pm and I get on the horn to ASUS support and the message says their support is closed until Monday. Guess what time they closed? 5:00 pm.
So, frustrated with the whole episode, I slam my fist down on the keyboard of my supposedly shut down computer and it starts firing up, once again! What? I thought I disabled the keyboard in the BIOS. So for some stupid reason the keyboard doesn't work when I hit DEL or F2 during startup in order to access the BIOS, but it still works to revive the computer from the dead of shutdown. AAAARG
