Collection of Science Jokes P2

[fresh_42]

Why isn't Lithium red or purple?

Has been used in psychiatry.

Lithium was first used in Western medicine as a treatment for gout in 1859. However, it proved ineffective. It was not until 1949 that the Australian psychiatrist John Cade (1912–1980) described a possible application for lithium salts. He injected guinea pigs with various chemical compounds, including lithium salts, which resulted in them reacting less strongly to external stimuli and becoming calmer but not drowsy. It was later determined that the effect observed in the test animals was due to intoxication. Following a self-experiment by Cade, the use of lithium carbonate as a drug for the treatment of manic-depressive patients was investigated in a double-blind study at the Psychiatric Hospital in Aarhus-Risskov (Denmark) from 1952 to 1954. This laid the foundation for lithium therapy.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

PPlease don't observe my grades Dad, it will change them. Of course maybe that's good.

 

[fresh_42]

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Please DO NOT pull up the coffee machine. It is a pushdown automaton.
Computer Scientists.

 

[Orodruin]

Please DO NOT pull up the coffee machine. It is a pushdown automaton.
Computer Scientists.

Please do not use a mug for your coffee. It is a donut. — Topologists.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Tom.G]

from: https://www.physicsforums.com/posts/7251079
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Or as an engineer I once worked with would have it:
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"Please do not move coffee machine. I see with my fingers."

 

[fresh_42]

In case of power loss, use your Bunsen burner.

Chemitrist.

 

[jack action]

 

[phinds]

When understanding physics is important

 

[Orodruin]

When understanding physics is important

Evolution at work.

 

[Borg]

Evolution at work.

Maybe he'll create a "Science is wrong! I debunked the pendulum experiment." video.

 

[jack action]

When understanding physics is important

Making sure that everyone knows: no idiots were harmed in the making of this video.

 

[Orodruin]

Making sure that everyone knows: no idiots were harmed in the making of this video.

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WDYM? It has literally flattened his head in this image!

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]

IT security back then.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[martinbn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person!

All this time, I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

 

[berkeman]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]